Spanking On The Beach – The Recipes

Jun 29, 2016 by

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Thanks very much to all for your suggestions of what a Spanking On the Beach cocktail would be like. Several of you went with a red motif, which is quite understandable.

However, we will start off with PA’s NOT suggestion, because it in no way involves Diet Coke. It’s called the Spanking On the Beach wine spritzer.

Ingredients: Woodbridge chardonnay, club soda, grenadine syrup

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In a tall glass filled with cracked ice, pour six ounces wine, top with club soda. Add grenadine syrup. Stir.

You want a color similar to the one you plan her bottom to be, especially if she is still grousing about not getting any DC.

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Janie went for red, as well, and built her quaff around a luscious liqueur. And, being English, she decided that gin and citrus ought to be in it. So here is Jane Ellen’s Cherry Heering Spanking On the Beach.

Ingredients: Heering Cherry Liqueur, Gordon’s London Dry Gin (the real 007’s preference), orange juice

In a mixing glass full of ice, add three ounces Cherry Liqueur, one ounce Gin, three ounces fresh squeezed orange juice. Cap and shake – do not stir. Strain into large, well chilled martini glass. Serve with cherry on top. I will take care of coloring her bottom.

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Audrey went a slightly different direction, while still keeping very much to the theme. Spanking being the English vice and gin being the national drink (if one is out of beer) she went with that as her base. Pink grapefruit juice is sweet, though not cherry sweet, and I know for a fact it mixes well with gin.

Ingredients: Gordon’s gin and red grapefruit juice.

In a tall glass full of ice, pour two fingers of gin, top with juice. Stir. Garnish with a sprig of fresh rosemary. (Rosemary birch rod optional, but I’d love to try one out. I bet it not only stings well, but smells good.)

 

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Ellie’s contribution sounds quite wonderful, indeed, with peaches, cream, and strawberries as its theme. Since I’m not sure I can find any cane stirrers, Ellie, I’ll just whip this into a frappe.

Ingredients: Peach schnapps, strawberry vodka, peach nectar, heavy cream

In a blender, combine two ounces schnapps, two ounces vodka, two ounces peach nectar, two ounces cream. Mix well. Add a heaping cup of crushed ice and blend on high until frothy. Serve with fresh strawberry and peach slice. Mmmm — smooth and pink as Ellie’s freshly spanked bottom, if not nearly as warm.

 

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And with a preference for the quite red and quite hot Spanking On the Beach cocktail, here is my interpretation of Gary’s Bloody Mary.

Ingredients: Stoli Jalapeño vodka, Smirnoff Lime vodka, tomato juice, Cajun hot sauce, Worcestershire sauce

To large glass full of ice, add two ounces Jalapeño vodka, one ounce Lime vodka, two drops hot sauce, dash Worcestershire. Stir. Fill with tomato juice. Garnish with lime slice.

Don’t wait till you get to the beach to try this, Gary. Susan needs the attention now.

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Okay, and now for my contribution. This is the only recipe I actually tried, although I would so love to go shopping for all the cool liquor and stuff I found and make them all.

This Spanking On the Beach is more reminiscent of a night by the Gulf, the blue sea with a full moon overhead, and a bare moon stretched across my lap …

Ingredients: Blue Curacao, Smirnoff Peppermint vodka (or substitute half vodka, half peppermint schnapps, but this was left over from Christmas)

In a mixing glass full of ice, combine two ounces Blue Curacao and two ounces vodka. Stir well to chill, strain into large, chilled martini glass. Garnish with lime slice.

Oh. Yeah.

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Then, after you’ve quaffed and spanked to everyone’s satisfaction, head back to the beach house and get out the aloe and arnica. Somebody’s bottom is going to need it.

Happy summer, everyone!

That is all.

Devlin out.

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Spanking On The Beach

Jun 27, 2016 by

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Girls I know get spanked a lot of places.

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Let me rephrase – Girls I know get spanked ON THEIR BOTTOMS in a lot of different locations.

 

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One of those locations is the beach. I live near a beach, and have spanked girls I know on it or close to it.

 

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Holiday rental houses on the beach are a prime location for spanking girls I know. There is a bit more privacy there, for one thing, and I almost never pull a girl’s pants down to spank her in public.

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This is a bit more typical of the sort of beach spanking I give, except for the fact that the girl rarely, if ever, smiles. It is public, after all, and the girls I know are quite decorous – well, most of the time.

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But I was just thinking – there is a drink called Sex On the Beach, so why not a Spanking On the Beach cocktail?

sex on the beach This is a Sex On the Beach – peach schnapps, vodka, orange juice, cranberry juice, and a splash of lemon juice.

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So what do you think, my creative readers? What would a Spanking On the Beach consist of, if one were serving it at a cocktail party?

I’m giving it some thought, as well, and we will compare notes in a day or two.

Happy swizzling!

That is all.

Devlin out.

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Asking For It

Jun 25, 2016 by

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He told her, no coffee after noon. And what did she do?

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Click the picture to view this naughty girl about to get what she needs and so deserves …

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A Midsummer-Night’s Dream Revisited

Jun 24, 2016 by

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Today is Midsummer Day, or St. John the Baptist Day. In the picture above by P. Gervais, Titania and the fairies attend upon a transformed Nick Bottom the Weaver in Shakespeare’s A Midsummer-Night’s Dream. This is not how most productions of the play look, and certainly not the one I was in.

Although, to be fair, I would have loved to have my Titania naked when she attended upon me, ass’s head or no. She was, indeed, worthy of being a fairy queen, and I did my very best to be a bombastic ass. I hate to think it was type-casting, but there is that possibility.

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Here is Mickey Rooney as Puck in the 1935 Hollywood production.

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James Cagney played Bottom, and Anita Louise was Titania in that same film.

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Here’s Cagney without the ass’s head, and with Joe E. Brown, who plays Flute, the Bellows Mender, and Thisbe to Bottom’s Pyramus in the play they perform before the duke on his wedding day at night.

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That’s Stanley Tucci on the left, doing a much scarier and meaner Puck in a 1999 production.

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My heart soars like a hawk to show you Helen Mirren and Diana Rigg as Hermia and Helena (or vice versa) in a 1968 film using Royal Shakespeare Academy alumni.

Years later, Diana, by then Dame Diana Enid Elizabeth Rigg, spoke in an interview about that production. She said they shot it in the north of the country, and she was freezing in her little cotton slip of a dress while they filmed outdoors, so she bought some woolly knickers. In one scene, she was sitting up in a tree, and the director shouted at her to take her knickers off. Apparently, she complied, though any interesting footage of her from below is, no doubt, stored safely away in the director’s private collection.

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Here is a color shot of the girls. The film was in color, by the way, though the production values, overall, left a lot to be desired.

 

Still and all, when I watch this, I feel not only transformed but transported to another, higher plane of being. I think Nick Bottom would be as jealous of me as I am of him.

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And, just because I can, here is one more image.

“If we shadows have offended, think but this, and all is mended

That you have but slumber’d here while these visions did appear

And this weak and idle theme no more yielding than a dream …

Give me your hands if we be friends, and Robin will restore amends.”

Happy Midsummer!

{Exeunt Dev and All}

 

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A New Holiday?

Jun 22, 2016 by

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Well, it is the summer holidays for schools, and there are several other civic and cultural holidays right around this time, so, sure! Why not a holiday from knickers?

Ordinarily, I prefer girls to wear undies, mostly because I do so like pulling them down for a spanking.

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But since I make the rules, I can change them, too, so unless your own Top says no, girls, you have my permission to go without today. Just be careful how you sit if you happen to be wearing a skirt.

And thanks to Audrey for the nice visuals.

Happy No Panty Day, everyone!

That is all.

Devlin out.

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