Taking Care of Her Bottom

May 16, 2012 by

 Recently I have been accused of, er, complimented on a forgiving nature and a warm heart.

It is true that I always forgive a girl when she truly apologizes, and the deeper her feelings of contrition, even if that contrition is brought on by strong, ouchy feelings of a more physical nature, the more readily and fully I forgive.

Moreover, if that deeply felt contrition is mirrored in a well marked bottom, I also am apt to take further forgiveness related measures, such as cuddling, petting, and perhaps even the application of emollient to the affected area. In short, after care.

This often is especially important when implements are involved.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I enjoy providing after care, of course, or I would not do it. I won’t say it is more satisfying than the arm exercise I did that caused the after care to be necessary in the first place, but once that stage has gone past, the time for forgiveness and reconciliation has arrived.

And what better way is there to show a girl that all is forgiven than to make her bottom feel better, with a bit of aloe lotion and some tender, loving care?  

 

 Someone asked me though, while I was in the midst of writing this post, ‘what about her sore spirit?’

 That certainly is a valid question, and some girls’ spirits are more easily marked by a spanking than others, but generally speaking, it’s the forgiveness and reassurance that she is a good girl once more that should make that all right.

If it does not, then it is possible that the spanking did not take, and further treatment might be indicated.

However, it is also possible that one is simply dealing with a girl who finds it terribly hard to believe that she can be exonerated, expunged of her guilt, by such a simple and straightforward procedure.

And here it is incumbent on the Top to use all his manifestly expert skills of persuasion in order to convince her that this indeed is the case.

But then too, it is a Bottom’s responsibility to trust her Top. She has to let go of the guilt, to let go, and let him.

And when she does, then there is reconciliation.

If she does not … well, he can always try another tack. 

That is all.

Devlin out. 

read more

Devlin Aloud – “On Being In Charge”

May 9, 2012 by

This is not exactly the bedtime story Kaki asked for, but you can blame Cindy for that.

You may also blame her for the photo that accompanies this bit. If that is not the epitome of an in-charge guy I don’t know what is. Good job, Cindy. 

Anyway, to hear me read this piece that can be found in the Devlin’s Top 40 book, just click the blue link below. 

onbeingincharge

read more

On Top

May 6, 2012 by

I love this feeling.

All Tops love this feeling.

Even if a Top never has felt this exact feeling, there are feelings that feel so much like this feeling that we can’t tell the difference.

It’s an everything is right with the world feeling -

I am wearing the perfect tux, with mother-of-pearl studs in a faultless white cotton shirt,

my black bow tie is tied with just the right amount of off-ness that it can’t possibly be mistaken for a pre-tied one,

I have just told her in a smooth but no nonsense voice to take off all of her clothes and come here, and she did,

and now I am in charge of the entire universe because I have her sweet little bottom right in the palm of my hand.

Yeah. We have all been there, we Tops, some of us more than others,

but as long as we get there even once,

or even if there is only just the hope that one day we will,

then all things really are bright and beautiful.

Relish it.

And squeeze gently but firmly.

That is all.

Devlin out.

read more

Another Snippet From A Still Not At All Completed Book About Pirates Of Sorts

May 1, 2012 by

            They sat in the booth, the girls on the wall side, and Paladin faced them on the other side so they could watch the goings on in the restaurant.

            “Papa doesn’t let you order wine?”

            “Sometimes, like holiday weekends,” Alex said. “He really does think he’s our Papa, Paladin. Gods, he’s worse than you were!”

            Paladin chuckled. “So why do you keep coming here?”

            The girls glanced at each other, and Abby shrugged.

            “They make the best pizza, that’s all.”

            “Yes, I’m sure that’s it.” He leaned toward Alex. “So are you going to tell me about this major malfunction?”

            The girls looked sideways, and both shrugged, then Alex spoke.

            “I’ve got a lot to learn about politics, I guess.”

            “Don’t we all? So how did you piss off golden boy?”

            The girl sighed. “It was our third week here, and we were in the gym, and Mr. Lee the ken-do master was having us spar, so he put me with VonSlack, that’s Cadet Commandant VonSlack and don’t you ever forget it.” She paused and snorted, and rolled her eyes, and then went on. “So like you know I’ve had a black belt since I was nine, and VonSlack was getting really torqued ’cause I kept scoring on him, and then when I bowed he stepped on my toes, so I tripped him up and put my foot on his throat.”

            “Good for you,” Paladin said, and leaned back when a waiter set water and wine jugs on the table, and filled glasses. “So that’s what his panties are in a wad about?”

            “Well, sort of. I mean, I knew better, but Mr. Lee said I had to apologize, and I did, but of course that was the biggest insult of all, and he’s never forgiven me.”

            “You’d think Mr. Lee would have had better sense.”

            “I know, right? So all these mickeymouse gigs VonSlack and his buddies give me all the time are affecting my class standing, even though I’m pretty close to four point oh in GPA.”

            “Well, you just keep doing what you do best, young lady.” He raised his wine glass, and the girls held theirs up, smiling. “Here’s looking at you, kids.”

            Glass clinked, and Abby and Alex giggled and sipped, and Abby smiled and rested her chin in her hand.

“So you didn’t come here to paddle our butts?”

“Not unless there’s something else you haven’t told me.”

“No way, Commander. Well, not me anyhow.” She crooked a thumb and grinned. “But you might want to talk to Captain Blood here about her new career plans.”

He laughed and pushed his glass back to made room for a steaming plate of linguine heavy with clam sauce. “What’s all this? Did you decide to run away and be a pirate, Alex?”

“Some days it doesn’t seem like such a bad idea.”

“Listen, young lady, stop romanticizing a bunch of thugs and hijackers.”

“Hey, I wouldn’t be like them.”

            He smirked and dug into his food while the girls gingerly pulled the hot pizza apart.

            “You mean not like the thugs and hijackers who blew half my face off?”

            “Yeah, I mean just exactly not like them. Maybe I’d just steal from other pirates.”

            Paladin chuckled around a mouthful of linguine, and swallowed. “Are you going to have a colorful nom de piracy? Traebach the Terrible, maybe?”

            “Ew! No, I thought I’d dye my hair and be Alex the Red.”

            “You’ve got the temper for it, gods know.” He looked at Abby. “What about you? She can’t go pirating without her first mate.”

            “She might have to. I’m rubbish at sword fighting, and I’m not sure I could press the fire contact if the missiles were really aimed at anyone.”

            “Oh yeah, you’re all set to be the scourge of the spaceways, Alex the Red, I can see it already.”

            Alex stuck out her tongue and brandished a half-eaten pizza slice at him. “Don’t mock, Paladin, I could … oh crap. Speaking of thugs, look who just walked in.”

            Paladin glanced sideways at the ornate wall mirror he had been using to keep an eye out behind him, and spotted the imposing hulk of a young man in cadet’s uniform steaming toward them. As the lad approached, Paladin cheated toward the outer edge of the padded bench and took his plate with him.

            “All right, plebes,” the young man drawled haughtily, “suck it up and get out. I want this table cleared in five minutes.”

            “We’re not on duty or on campus, VonSlack, so leave us alone.” Alex growled the last words, and Paladin covered a smile with his wine glass.

            VonSlack leaned over within a finger’s breadth of Alex’s face. “That’s why I’m being so nice to you, maggot. If we were on campus I wouldn’t have to give you five minutes. Now finish that green shit you’re eating and haul ass out of here so I can have my dinner in peace.”

            “Is there a problem, sonny?” Paladin spoke quietly in granite tones, and Abby involuntarily bit her lip.

            “This doesn’t concern you, mister,” VonSlack said without turning his head. “And don’t call me sonny.”

            Without appearing to move Paladin stood behind the cadet, and VonSlack whirled to face him.

            “How about coward then?”

            VonSlack’s face reddened instantly. “What the fuck?”

            “Bully and coward?” Paladin shrugged, and his voice grew quieter, but harder still. “Jerk and coward?”

            “Back off, asshole!”

            “Do you think swearing like a nine-year-old makes you sound brave, coward? Why don’t you take a swing if you’re so manly? Really put me in my place.”

            A vicious smile spread across Paladin’s lips, and he removed the shades and tossed them onto the table. They fell with a clatter, and VonSlack twitched at the noise, then recoiled the barest degree when his gaze met Paladin’s eyes, cold and shiny gray as a polished gun barrel.

            “You’re not worth it, asshole.”

            “Gods, you really have no imagination at all, do you, coward?” Paladin moved in on the cadet, closing the gap between them to almost nothing. “Come on, just one punch, really lay me out. You’ve got ten centimeters and twenty kilos on me, so you won’t even break a sweat. Show these girls you’re not really the coward that you don’t seem to mind me calling you.”

            “Fuck off, old man.”

            “There’s that too, coward. I’m really old, ancient in fact, and I can’t possibly hurt you, now can I? So what’s the problem, coward? You’re only capable of hurting people who can’t possibly hurt you back, so I’m the perfect victim for you.” Paladin pointed to his own chin. “Right here. Go on. I’ve even got a glass jaw, coward, and …”

            “Fucking bastard!”

VonSlack brought his right arm straight up, heel of his open fist aimed at Paladin’s chin, only the chin wasn’t there, and the arm just kept going, while Paladin jabbed two bent knuckles hard under the base of the cadet’s sternum. The young man gasped and his knees buckled, and Paladin grabbed a handful of tunic, and backed VonSlack flat against the wall.

Alex and Abby got up and stood behind Paladin, their mouths open, looking from him to each other and back again.

“You really are the filthiest little vermin I’ve had the misfortune to deal with in a long time, so try to take deep breaths and stay alive, but don’t exhale in my direction, there’s a good lad. You just took a poke at me while in uniform, in a public place, and if I decide to bring charges you won’t graduate until after all the disciplinary hearings are finished, and maybe a police charge is dealt with. Are you following me, vermin?”

The cadet licked his lips and nodded.

“But I told you I’m old, and I might forget to make that complaint until after, oh, let’s say this Friday. And if I happen to hear from these girls that you let them alone until then, I would happily forget about the incident altogether. Is the sense of what I’m telling you penetrating that thick skull, Cadet Commandant VonSlack? Is it?”

Paladin shook the boy, and he nodded.

“Yeah.”

“What did you say?” Paladin demanded in the granite voice.

“Yes, sir!”

“Good.” He relaxed his grip on the cadet’s tunic, and glanced in the mirror. “Are those your friends coming to join you?”

VonSlack looked past the girls at a small group of older cadets just coming in.

“Yes, sir.”

“Well, you just decided you didn’t want to eat here today, didn’t you?”

The boy swallowed hard and looked away. “Yes, sir.”

“Put some ice on your chest if it hurts tonight. Now move out.”

VonSlack straightened his tunic and stalked past the girls without a glance, passed Papa Pasquale, who gave him an inquisitive look, and then spoke quietly to his friends. They left, a couple of the boys glancing backward, and Papa came over and frowned at Paladin as he resumed his seat.

“That boy make trouble for you, Paladin?”

“No, Papa, he wasn’t feeling well, that’s all. It’s okay with me if he wants to come back tomorrow.”

“Hmph! Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow. We’ll see. He make trouble here before, loud mouth, and I nearly eighty-six his ass a couple times already, him and his friends.”

“Not on my account, Papa, but thanks. The linguine is just as good as I remember, by the way.”

“Ha! It should be better. I been playing with that sauce recipe 80 years. Now you eat up.”

The man clapped Paladin’s shoulder and waddled off, and Paladin winked at the girls, and then put his shades back on.

Abby sighed and picked up her pizza. “Do you think he’ll leave us alone?”

            Alex snorted and shook her head. “Doesn’t matter. That look on his face when Paladin shook him like a wet dog was enough payback for me.” She grinned at Paladin and took a big bite.

            “Seriously, you let me know if he hassles you anymore, because I will turn him in.”

            “Okay, and thanks, Paladin.” Abby smiled, and turned to Alex. “Do you think we should let it get out and about who VonSlack tried to mess with?”

            “Hey, now, you make it sound like it was unfair not to tell him who I am.”

            “He might have backed down without the fireworks if you just showed him your ID,” Alex said around a mouthful of pizza. “Not that I’m complaining.”

            Paladin shook his head. “But then he would come after you again as soon as I leave. Anyway, a guy ought to know who he’s up against before he starts anything.”

            “I’m sure you’re right, Commander.” 

read more

Related Posts

Share This

She Said/He Said – Speeding

Apr 28, 2012 by

Speed Hurts, She Said 

by Princess Anastasia and Devlin O’Neill 

  I think of my driving speed as a “tree falling in a forest without people to hear” issue. I mean, if no one sees that you’re moving very quickly, are you really going too fast?

  I say, “Don’t be silly. Of course not.”


  The problem is, he saw. 


  But that wasn’t strictly my fault. He wasn’t supposed to be standing on the porch, watching for me to come home from the pharmacy with his pain medication. He was supposed to be moaning on the couch after a trip to the dentist. 


  If I had known he was going to spy on me — his angel of mercy –, I would have turned the Seger CD off, which would have automatically decreased my rpm’s by several spins, and we would both be happy at this point. 


  But he doesn’t look happy. He looks — anything but.

This is not what I needed on top of the ache in my jaw after a root canal. I just wanted some fresh air and to stretch my back after sitting in the dentist’s chair all morning, which is why I was out on the porch to watch my wife zoom along the boulevard and then into our driveway like Mario Andretti making a quick pit stop. Our street is quiet in the early afternoon, traffic sparse even for a residential neighborhood, but I hardly needed a radar gun to know she made her final approach at least 20 miles an hour above the speed limit. I know she knows better, because I have spoken to her about her lead foot several times.

 

  This is truly, truly bizarre. But I could just almost swear I can see that little muscle toward the back of his jaw sort of doing that little hop, skip and jump thing it does when he’s a little bit irritated at me.

  Although I don’t think it’s really possible for it to be so noticeable from a good 15 feet away. It must be the way the sun is sort of skimming over his adorable face up there on the porch.


  Or maybe the dentist touched a nerve … because I’m pretty sure I couldn’t see that little signal from this distance — unless he was really, really — well, never mind.


  It might be a good idea, though, to give him a minute to sort of mellow out. Maybe he’ll forget that little tiny tire squeal-y thing when I pulled in the driveway.

  I’ll just gather up all the little scraps of paper in the console and look for some loose change in the passenger seat and fluff up the nap in the carpet a little and maybe by then …

  Or maybe not.

  My goodness. His eyes seem a little squinty, too, and that right eyebrow is definitely higher than the left one. 


  It’s amazing the detail it’s possible to pick out from this distance.

That’s right. Just sit there and pretend you don’t see me glaring daggers at you, sweetheart. The kids aren’t home so you know you’re going to get it as soon as I pull you inside, so why are you stalling? You know it’s only going to be worse if I have to come and get you. All right, let’s see how many steps I have to take before she jumps out of that car.

  Getting out of car. Getting out of car. Hurrying before he comes down the steps. 


  Looking toward the sun, because sunshine is a good thing. Bright sunshine is an excellent thing. It will help me with my plan — for which I need very misty eyes. 


  This is important, first, though: My handsome beloved thought about being in law enforcement once. He says he didn’t really, but he signed up to do the Citizens Police Academy, so it sort of follows — don’t you think?


  Anyway, while he was involved in the academy thing, he got to ride around in an “official” car with an “official” law enforcement person and he saw lots of speeders.

  He says I’m faster than the best of them, but I’m sure that’s a slight exaggeration. Maybe than 95 percent of them. 


  He also says women speeders do the most amazing things to get out of tickets. Some of them flash some cleavage (or some other naughty bits which I am too much a lady to actually spell out for you), and some of them pass over phone numbers, and some of them plead emergencies, and some of them cuss a blue streak — and none of it works. He says. 


  If you are speeding, you’re going to get caught and you’re going to get punished. End of story.


  Which is why I always confess immediately if I am so unfortunate as to be stopped by someone involved in law enforcement. 


  I take off my sun glasses with fingers that tremble just the slightest little bit, and I look up at the officer and let a tear make its way slowly down my cheek, and I whisper in my best and softest and most sincerely shamed voice, “I am so sorry, Sir. This just breaks my heart that I have caused you such distress. I know you must have been so worried about my safety or you would never have gone to all this trouble to stop me and tell me about it. I just want you to know how grateful I am for your concern and to tell you I will always remember your kindness and I will never, ever, for the rest of my life go above the speed limit again. I’m just so …” (and then I usually sort of bat my eyelashes and let some more of that watery stuff around my blue, blue eyes leak out of the corners, and I smile a shaky little “sorry” smile, and I  end it with) “… sorry I’ve been such a bad girl.”

  And I drive away at a nice safe speed with a warning. Only.


  My handsome beloved, who is not looking his most loving at the moment and is — oh, my gosh — headed for the steps, has no idea how well this works, because he has no idea how often I have to use it.

  If he did, I would probably not have to work very hard at all at tears in my eyes and a sorry speech.
And the reason why is, he is almost never moved by the tears I come up with to avoid punishment, but he dearly loves moving me to tears when he is handing out the punishment.


  This never stops me from trying, however, because it’s worth any effort to keep him from creating tears all by himself. 


  So, I’m sort of staring hard at that bright old sun as I get out of the car in a hurry, and I’m sort of moving contritely up the side walk, and I’m sort of climbing the front porch steps very humbly, and I’m sort of giving him a trembly, teary little smile and …

Oh for pity’s sake, she’s going to try it. I shouldn’t be surprised I guess, but it’s almost funny, the way she always thinks that welling up before I even say anything will make me all soft and squishy or something. Still, it does tell me she knows she’s got it coming, and that’s a plus. And I really don’t feel like talking even though the tooth hurts less than I thought it would. I’ll let my hand do most of the communicating today. She seems to understand that sort of language better anyhow, that and my glares. I’ll just keep mum and allow her to scold herself for the most part, and prompt her if need be. She knows what she did wrong, and I’ll bet she will tell herself off if I just give her the chance. That’s right, honey, take my hand with both of yours – no, don’t pull back. We’re going right inside where it’s quiet, and you can tell me all about it while I pull your little panties down.

  If I just sort of snuggle up a little — no, well, he’s not very snuggly at the moment, I guess.

   So maybe I’ll coax him out in the sunshine and we’ll just walk around the yard — it’s so pretty out today — and we’ll talk about this little problem so calmly for a minute, and he’ll see it’s no big deal since I’m all safe and sound and nothing was damaged and nobody was hurt …

  No, well, he’s not moving with me either, even though I’m sort of tugging with both hands.

  So I need some tears to start trickling a little, and if I just sort of hold his hand up to my cheek and let a tear sort of slide along his finger …

  No, no, wait –

  I don’t want to go inside.

  “Okay, honey, listen …oh, shoot –!”

  But I didn’t say the awful word, even though he’s looking at me like I just made a bad situation a whole lot worse, and somehow he’s holding my hand instead of me holding his hand, and he’s got the door open, and he’s pulling me inside, and he’s not talking at all.

  This isn’t a good sign.

  He’s going right through the living room and the dining room, and he’s headed for the stairs, and that means he’s headed for the bedroom, and that’s so not good.

  I’m trying hard to keep up with him, ’cause I don’t want him one bit madder than he already is, but these darn high heels …

  “Listen, honey, I know I was going a little bit fast a minute ago, and I know you don’t like that at all, and I know you’ve told me that before, and I promise it won’t ever happen again. I just wanted to get home with your medicine as quick as I could so you wouldn’t be in pain …”

  Darn it, no, that probably wasn’t the right thing to say. I can tell because he sort of breathed really heavy when we hit that last stair step, and he did that thing he does when he tilts his head down and narrows his left eye and the left side of his lip goes up just a little, and he looks so, so out of sorts with me.

  And besides, he’s let go of my hand, and he’s just pointing toward the bedroom.

  And I’m feeling really, really sorry I ever drove one single bit over the speed limit — ever in my whole life — and it wouldn’t have happened if I hadn’t had the Seger CD on.

  Wait, that’s it.

  I’m still walking down the hall, but I’m sort of doing it backwards now because even as scary as he looks, I need him to see how really, really bad I feel and how much it’s going to hurt me to say this. So, here goes …

  “Honey, I got just a little carried away, but there’s a reason why I didn’t realize I was going too fast. See, I had my favorite CD on. And I know now that just sort of makes me forget to watch my speed. So, even though it will break my heart, I know I need to give that silly old CD up. I’ll just run back down to the car and get it, and I’ll give it to you, and you can just smash it to pieces so I’ll never speed –”

  Oh, shoot! Not working, not working.

  “Not my panties! Please, please, I won’t ever …”

 

I knew it, and there she goes. Oh my gods, not the ‘I did it for you’ defense. Okay, okay, try not to smile, she’s getting there, the panic is just setting in, and I haven’t had to say a word, just the look so far. She has got so good at scolding herself now I might never have to do it again. Well, that isn’t true, I like to, I like to see that look on her face when she’s staring down, trying to not meet my eyes until I make her look at me, and  … what’s that? The Seger CD? Seger made you speed? You’re killing me, little girl, you really are, and it’s just a good thing my jaw does hurt a bit or I’d be grinning right now.

All right, over you go, missy, and with a lot less wriggling and back yanking than usual, so you do know you’ve got this coming, don’t you? And you want me to what?

Oh, honey, that’s just too precious, smash up your CD, like you couldn’t burn another one off the iTunes files in about ninety seconds. Still, the offer warrants a firm headshake and a grumbled ‘no,’ which might mean anything but hopefully you’ll take it as meaning I’m not buying the Seger defense either, or at least that I don’t intend to take out my righteous indignation on an undeserving artifact.

Oh I remember these panties, and I think you were wearing them the last time I spanked you, unless you have more than one pair with little pink stars all over them. Very cute, but speaking of stars it’s time for you to start seeing some, young lady, so first these go down, and there it is, all white and clenched and ready. Or not. Waist grabbed, arm up, deep breath, and make it red so she remembers.

  No-o-oh, wait! I want a do-over.

  How long between cool air and hot hand? Not long enough.

  Don’t clench. He likes jiggle, or it won’t count.

  But I can’t help it.

  Oh! — My!! — Gosh!!!

 

That’s right, little girl, you just squeal all you want to, and I have scarcely begun. I really should scold or she’ll think something’s wrong but I really like just listening to the claps and her shrieks. Still …

“How many times do I have to tell you to ease up on that gas pedal, missy, hm? A dozen? Twenty? A hundred? If I do have to I will, and every time you’ll get a spanking just like this one, young lady, one you’ll remember at least until I have to give you another one. Is that what you want, darling? Is it? Do you want to have to drive for the rest of your life sitting on a sore bottom? Because if that’s what it takes to make you slow down, I have absolutely no problem blistering your rear end every single time you speed. Is that what you need, young lady, hm?”

“I didn’t think so, but you deserve every single spank you’re getting now, and I guarantee you’ll feel it for quite a while, the next few hours at least!”

Okay, slow down, final volley, and rub. Whew, I really did scorch it, didn’t I? Well, she deserved it. Still, this is the hardest one in a long time so hopefully I won’t have to repeat it for a while. Right, up you get, little hot cheeks, and sit on my lap.

 

  I c-can’t sit anywhere!

  And I need a tissue. And my bottom stings so bad — I just want to rub and rub and cry and cry.

  I just need him to hold me, ’cause I’m so sorry I’ve been a bad girl, but I can’t tell him that, ’cause I still can’t even breathe very good, and my voice will come out all funny, and I feel embarrassed enough already.

  At least he didn’t use anything but his hand. No, m-m-m-mh, don’t want to think about how hard it was.

  Wait, he is through, isnt’ he? He’s not gonna fuss at me and then take off his belt or send me to get the hairbrush, is he?

  I didn’t go that fast. Really, I didn’t.

  And I don’t need any corners, either, please, Sir. I just want you to rub my bottom for me, not look at it. I just want you to hug me and tell me — you know — you still love me, not tell me I deserve a whole lot worse.

  Even if I do.

  I need some mercy. Pl-pl-please. Sir.

 

Oh good, it took. I hate seeing her cry but sometimes it’s the only way, and that isn’t even really her tell. It’s when her whole body gives up to me, then I know.

Okay, wiggle back so your bottom isn’t sitting right on my thighs, atta girl, and can I reach the Kleenex and the lotion? Yep.

“Here, honey, it’s all right now, dry your eyes. You were bad and you got spanked and now you’re sorry, so I forgive you. We’re finished, and no corner this time, but if it happens again there will be, and I’ll use my belt. Just nod if you understand. Good girl. I love you, honey.”

Right, now big smile and a kiss.

Huh. My jaw doesn’t hurt at all. 

 

read more

Big Girl Spanking

Apr 23, 2012 by

Anytime a person starts something new there is a learning curve, and if that something is as emotionally charged as this thing we do, it also is best to begin slowly. So when I talk to someone who is new to this I always feel refreshed because I feel like I also am beginning again, and being the pedantic sort I am, I never tire of talking about my favorite subject. 

In this instance, someone very new to TTWD asked about my favorite positions to put a girl in for a spanking. Of course I went on at some length about putting her over my lap. Since never in reality has she experienced a spanking, this seems relatively safe and it is where she winds up sooner or later in our fantasy conversations.

This is not so much a walk before you can run thing, as simply and truly my favorite position in which to spank a girl.

But she went on to ask, well then what about a serious spanking, a big girl spanking? 

 

By this she meant, what if the girl isn’t just a little naughty, but really, truly, big girl, serious trouble sort of bad, what then?  And of course I have on occasion, and depending on the circumstances, put girls into other positions to spank them.

I have done this just because I like a bit of variety, regardless the severity of the fault I intend to correct also, but usually I do it to make a point.

And in fact, if one is determined to correct a fault, putting a girl over one’s lap still could be the best bet, especially if one chooses a really, truly, big girl, serious trouble sort of implement to aid in that correction.

However, my interviewer does have a point, and that is that for the girl to feel really, truly like a big girl in serious trouble, where she is put and made to stay does make a difference.

Being told to bend over a desk, a table, or a bed for instance, and then kept there by force, tells the girl in a loud, clear tone that he is not playing in the least, and that matters are about to get very strict and very ouchy round her rear end very soon and stay that way for a prolonged period of time.

So for me anyway, the short answer to my friend’s question was that bending her over a desk and pulling her panties down and holding her there is the best way to deal with a big girl in trouble.

Her response was that she had just as soon stay a little girl for the time being.

And I have no problem allowing her to do so.

That is all.

Devlin out.

 

 

 

 

 

read more

Related Posts

Tags

Share This

A Pointedly Different Sort Of Story

Apr 21, 2012 by

 

Cure for the Lie 

by Princess Anastasia

He was happy.

 

A sweet breeze came in through the kitchen window, helping dissipate the smell of last night’s Southern-style deep-fried catfish dinner. He allowed himself the feast twice a year, which was as much as his system could tolerate.

 

The downside to the delectable meal was a stale after-odor of sizzling lard, mixed with a heavy flavoring of bacon grease, but the open window was quickly drawing the smell out, and soon there would be only the memories of his gastronomical satisfaction left behind.

 

Except — even as he filled the coffee maker with fresh, cool water from the tap — he realized something was not quite right in his world. It took only a moment for the problem to make itself felt. Literally.

 

Water began to pool around his bare toes; water apparently pouring from the slight crack at the bottom of the lower kitchen cabinet doors.

 

Next, his eye was drawn to a sink boasting standing grease-filmed water; a sink making ominous gurgling sounds.

 

He knew the problem — knew because he had encountered it half a dozen times since she came into his life.

 

He crammed the rubber stopper into the drain to try to hold back the rest of the water he had innocently allowed to run while he filled the coffee maker. Wasteful on his part, he knew at the time, but surely not punishable by the disaster with which he was now faced.

Then, grabbing a roll of paper towels, he eased open the cabinet door and began sopping up the dripping mess.

 

There was, he knew of a certainty, a dense blockage of cream-colored sludge, flecked with small brown bits of cooked corn meal and pepper flakes, lodged in the elbow of the plumbing and forcing the water coming from above to flow, instead, out the area where the hardware was supposed to connect.

 

He knew the blockage was there. He knew how it came to be there. He knew what he was going to do about it.

 

His palm itched.

 

***

 

It was just as he came to the last towel on the roll and was making a grab for whatever cloth replacements he could find to finish the job that he heard her squeak of horror.

 

“Oo-ooh. What did you do?” Vallie demanded in a vaguely accusatory voice from the kitchen door. Her bare foot had evidently made contact with an errant stream of greasy water whose progress he had failed to halt.

 

He reminded himself to breathe deeply.

 

He stood up slowly and turned to face her — sleep-tousled and adorable in one of his T-shirts that barely covered her unmentionables.

 

Wordlessly, he passed over one of the still-dry kitchen towels. She accepted it with a grimace that told him she didn’t appreciate having her kitchen’s orderliness disrupted or her toes subjected to an unexpected oil bath so early in the morning.

 

“It seems the sink is stopped up,” he said finally, when he could trust himself to speak calmly.

 

“But you are going to fix it, aren’t you?” she demanded. “I have friends coming for lunch this afternoon and I can’t manage with a stopped up sink. And you know,” she said, favoring him with one of her little girl smiles, “I would just make a bigger mess of things if I tried to take care of it.”

 

“Don’t you think you might have done enough already?”  he inquired with equanimity.

 

Her expression was one of complete innocence. So he fed her a hint — hoping she would accept it graciously and spare them both needless additional distress.

 

“You had K.P. last night. Remember? I cooked. You washed.

 

Her eye lashes fluttered. But not fast enough to hide the light of understanding he saw flash in them.

 

“There was grease. A lot of grease. I reminded you to be careful how you disposed of it. You weren’t,” he said.

 

She summoned up her most righteously indignant pose, but when she tried to look him in the eye, her own kept sliding off to the region of his ear, instead.

 

“What did you do with the grease?” he asked point blank, knowing he was quickly running out of time and still had some clearing out to do — although he intended for a vast part of the mopping up job to be hers.

 

“I put it in the  — the old coffee tub I had saved, and I stuck it in the trash.” Her heart rate accelerated slightly, even as the fib left her lips.

 

He nudged the slimy trash can with his foot and pointed out the obvious.

 

“No coffee can here. Try again.”

 

“Well,” she said through lips she had to lick first before they would co-operate, “that’s because I didn’t put it in that trash can. I took it outside. It’s in the recycle container.”

 

He looked at her quietly for a full minute. She had time to fidget. She used it well.

 

“I’d like to see that coffee tub. Let’s go take a look,” he suggested finally. “Why don’t you go get us both some shoes and we’ll go outside and find it.”

 

She knew the hole was deep, but dread that prickled at the base of her bottom forced her to keep shoveling. “No — I — you can’t — I mean, it’s nasty and yucky. You don’t want to go digging through there. And besides, there’s lots of other stuff on top of it because I did some more cleaning after you went to bed, and it’s all in there, and it will take forever to find the right container, and –.” She snatched back the hand that had made its protective way rear-ward. No need to provide clues to her guilt.

 

“You’re right. I have no desire to go digging through there. I want you to do that for me. And, by the way, as long as you’re concerned about digging through things, I think it’s only fair to tell you, you’ve dug yourself about three feet down by my count.”

 

Her face lost all color at that point. Except for the two bright red marks across her high cheek bones.

 

She was running true to form. He’d have to give her that. Even faced with overwhelming evidence that he recognized her duplicity and was prepared to deal with it, she hung in for another round.

 

“This isn’t my fault,” she wailed. “I didn’t do anything.”

 

“Four,” he said. “And because I love you, let me remind you, there’s a large supply of truth serum in the bathroom closet and I’ll be home early tonight to give you as many doses as you tell me you need. So will four be enough, or do you think you’ll require five?”

 

“I poured the grease down the sink,” she confessed on a wretched sob and slip-slided across the kitchen to throw herself into his arms and on his mercy.

 

***

 

He hated lies.

 

He hated them from anyone, but especially from his beautiful girl, who — though she could be unbelievably naughty at times — was seldom hurtful to anyone else in that misbehavior. It was only he that she wounded without thought and, apparently, without understanding. Although, heaven knows, he had tried to make her see.

 

Most of all, he despised her lies when she employed them to avoid responsibility for her disobedience. It was difficult enough to help her walk the straight and narrow when she had been encouraged by indulgent parents to seek only her own pleasure for the first 25 years of her willful life. That was before he had stepped in to set her feet firmly on a path of inner beauty that would mirror her physical perfection. It seemed a true rejection of his higher purpose for her when she hindered his efforts and made life harder than it had to be for both of them.

 

He had struggled to find a way to help her overcome her tendency to resort to subterfuge.  For a while, he had relied on simply telling her that lies would mean she had to endure a harder spanking than she would normally have earned for her faults and failures.

 

New to the whole concept of discipline, she seemed to have trouble distinguishing where the sting delivered for the infraction left off and the one for lack of truthfulness set in, so she was perfectly willing to gamble that she might avoid punishment altogether if she could only appear guileless enough.

 

He had even warned her that he could read all the signs of her duplicity, so there was no possibility her lies would be effective and, in the end, she would surely suffer more.

 

She apparently thought additional practice would make her a more artful dodger.

 

It did not. Although it was not for lack of trying over a period that left him with a right arm so sore he had learned, of necessity, to be just as effective with his left.

 

His next approach was to separate the punishment for the lie from the punishment for the transgression. The hated hairbrush became the instrument of correction — reserved exclusively for a lack of honesty — and it bit deeply only when the sting of the initial punishment was about to wear off and her tears were dried.

 

She was still willing to gamble. Consistently.

 

And then he had found, quite by accident and thanks to a nasty strep infection, the only half-way effective curb to her seriously forked tongue …

 

He had come home from work to find her almost delirious with a high fever and a throat so swollen he could barely understand her when she struggled to speak. Bundling her into the car, he had driven to his friend’s clinic office in a panic, praying he could catch the physician before he left to make evening hospital rounds and that he would agree to see her immediately. Luck had been with him, and he had made contact by phone just as they were wheeling in to the almost-deserted clinic parking lot.

 

Dr. Bennett Scott had met them at the clinic’s back door and brought them through to a treatment room. He could still recall carrying a moaning and listless Vallie who seemed oblivious to her surroundings.

 

He had held her in his lap as though she were 5 while the good doctor and good friend had poked and prodded and evaluated and nominated a virulent strep infection as the culprit — even without benefit of a lab test.

 

“So what’s the treatment?” Vallie’s beloved had asked, snuggling her close once again as though her recovery were directly tied to his proximity, which she had seemed to feel it was, if her burrowing instincts were any indication.

 

“She needs a massive dose of an antibiotic. You don’t want to fool around with strep. I’ve got a wonder drug that will have her feeling like a different person within 24 hours, but you’ll need to keep her full of fluids and make her take it easy the rest of the week — even though she’s going to think she can pick right back up where she left off once the drug washes all that nasty stuff out of her system,” Dr. Ben had said. “My nurse has gone for the day, but it will only take me a minute to get the meds.”

 

Vallie had nestled against him, her head tucked beneath his chin and her face resting against his chest. She had turned her body in to him and curled her legs up onto his lap, heedless of the fact — in her misery — that her knee-length sleep shirt had ridden up around her hips and exposed her panty-clad bottom full-on.

 

So when the physician had re-entered the treatment room with a hypodermic in one hand and a cotton ball doused with alcohol in the other, she had unwittingly presented him with the most obvious target for his medical ministrations.

 

The doctor had sought approval from the guy in charge, whose only concern had been the launching of an immediate attack on the germ that had dared assault his darling, and he had received it immediately. It had been a simple move to edge the hem of her night clothes up a few inches and to stretch the elastic waist of her panties down a few inches and then to prepare the creamy skim of her upper hip with the cold cotton swab.

 

It was a move that had launched Vallie instantly upright and determinedly hostile.

 

“What are you doing?” she had shrieked from the depths of her swollen throat while the one who loved her best in the whole world had struggled to keep her from falling off his lap in her hysteria.

 

“It’s just a shot to make you feel better,” he had told her reassuringly. “It’ll be over in just a second.”

 

“No-o-o-o.” she had wailed. “I want a pill. I hate shots. You know I hate shots. Don’t let him stick me,” she had begged piteously, while she had slapped, and even kicked, ineffectually and comically at Dr. Ben.

 

Had either of them been able to see inside her mind, they would have been treated to a journey back through time to another doctor’s office — one in which a tiny, defenseless girl was held facedown across her mother’s lap while warm hands divested her bottom of protection and something cold and sharp delivered a searing trail of long-lasting, stinging pain she would never forget and would always dread with something approaching hysteria.

 

Oblivious to such background knowledge and focused only on a cure, however, her troubled husband had simply raised an inquisitive eyebrow at his workout buddy, who held all medical knowledge. 

 

Ben had shrugged. “It will get into her system much quicker this way. If she won’t take it, I can’t force her, but you may end up in the hospital with her before it’s over, otherwise.”

 

It had been all he needed to hear. He had forcefully pulled the weeping sick girl back into her former fetal curl on his lap, secured her hands as he knew how from long practice and forestalled her kicks by simply scooping her legs up beneath her knees with his right arm.

 

Thus restrained, Vallie had had no defense but her sobs and unladylike threats, which he was finally moved to silence by a simple approach he would have hesitated to use in most instances but which seemed called for under the circumstances.

 

“Hush that right now and be still, or I promise you I will spank your bare bottom here and now in front of Dr. Ben and then I’ll have him give you two shots,” he had promised in exasperation.

 

“And I’ll make sure they sting a lot,” the physician had added for good measure, with a wink at her protector-turned-threat.

 

She had compressed herself into a tense ball of resistant flesh then, despite the warning that clenching would only make the needle’s bite sharper, and had wailed like a 5-year-old even after the miracle-working drug had been delivered, a cleansing final cotton dab had removed a tiny drop of blood and a flesh-colored band-aid had been applied to the site.

 

In fact, she had still been crying real hiccoughing tears and rubbing frantically at her throbbing hip with a gesture she usually employed surreptitiously slightly further down when he had replaced her clothes, stood up with her still in his arms, and edged out the clinic’s back door. With Dr. Ben’s help, he had gently laid her down on the back seat and tucked a blanket from the clinic’s treatment room around her while she snuffled — sounding remarkably just as she usually did from her place in the corner about 15 minutes after an unhappy encounter with his belt.

 

On the drive home, with her piteous, damp sniffles as accompaniment to his thought processes, he had reviewed her response to the injection with interest.

 

***

 

As promised, the injection did its work beautifully. But Vallie had pouted and complained for days following and tried to make him promise he would never again subject her to such medical treatment.

 

He had promised nothing of the sort, and instead had purchased sterile syringes and needles with Dr. Ben’s help, along with sterile saline solution, then carefully studied anatomy charts and his own beloved’s backside so that he could operate farther down the cheek than usual and not risk hitting the sciatic nerve, because Vallie had, of course, written her own prescription for a liar’s cure.

 

read more

Related Posts

Share This

What Happens After The Spanking?

Apr 17, 2012 by

I have been talking to a couple of people recently, not at the same time, about the many activities and details that go along with this thing we do, and I will share some information that I discovered during those conversations.

For starters, despite my best efforts over the past 10 or 12 years, I have not as yet communicated to everyone on the planet just how the process of spanking a girl works for me in ideal circumstances.

Not that the procedure is rocket surgery, and in most cases the physical, mechanical act of spanking a girl is quite easy and routine – on my part anyhow.

It is true that I have given numerous party spankings, attentive spankings, and other just for fun, just because spankings, but a real spanking, that is, one with a point and a purpose, is much more complicated.

Complicated does not necessarily mean difficult, but if I have a reason to spank a girl, there is a process that must be followed, and I will tell you what that is because as I said, apparently my way of spanking a girl who needs and deserves a spanking is not the universal norm, if you can imagine that.

First let me point out that the classy terms used here are not necessarily ones I came up with, nor in fact did I ever take the time to think about and label the parts of the procedure in this way, so I have someone else to thank for the succinct nomenclature.

Let us assume then that I have a reason to spank a girl. Perhaps she left the house to grab the mail from the box at the end of the driveway dressed only in a long t-shirt without even any panties on underneath, after I specifically told her not to. We will call that the transgression.

When she returns, I scold her, she makes excuses – ‘Well, I didn’t think you were serious!’ – and I spank her, and at the same time telling her off for acting so defiant, on her conveniently bare bottom. That is the punishment.

Once the sting in her bottom is sufficiently intense, or perhaps even before, since she is a smart girl, she realizes the error of her ways and says she is sorry. After another little while, when her bottom is quite a bit warmer and she has convinced me that she really is sorry, we have reached the stage called contrition.

At that point I relent, and the punishment is over, unless I decide to make sure of her contrition and put her into the corner to think about what she did. But in this instance we will accept her contrition as real, and continue to forgiveness.

When a girl does wrong and has atoned, it is imperative to forgive her, to accept her apology, and to give her, along with myself, closure, so that the episode can be relegated to the past and is no longer an issue.

And then finally, once her apology is accepted, there must be reconciliation between the two of us.

I kiss her, I cuddle her, possibly I do other sorts of conciliatory activities with her or to her. It is up to me and to her the form that the conciliation takes, but it must happen; there must be a return to the normal state of our relationship. 

So there in brief, and again with some really helpful labels, is how most of my disciplinary spankings, whether literary or actual, are carried out.

In some instances, however, particularly in Corporal Idaho and other institutional writings, the forgiveness part is rather glossed over, but even in those instances there is closure, and a form of reconciliation, in that the inmate is sure at least that this particular episode is finished, and she can return to her cell, or in any case get away from Cameron’s attentions.

But on the whole, this is and always has been my pattern for spanking a girl – transgression, punishment, contrition, forgiveness, and reconciliation. That is how I learned that it should properly be done at a very early age, from very able and very loving teachers, and it stayed with me.

Because the best and perhaps the only way that anyone can really follow this pattern in spanking, is to do so with love.

That is all.

Devlin out.

 

read more

Related Posts

Tags

Share This

Time To Plan For Summer Camp

Apr 12, 2012 by

 

Yes, girls, it is nearly time once again to sew name tags on your knickers, pack the mosquito repellant, shorts, and hiking boots, and head for the woods.

It’s always fun to see your summer friends, and there are canoes, and archery lessons, and of course the boys’ camp on the other side of Lake Wottsamattafayu, which isn’t so much a lake as a slightly overgrown pond you can paddle across in about five minutes, even at midnight.

But then of course there is always that one grouchy camp counselor, the older guy with absolutely NO sense of humor, and somehow he always manages to catch you after these nocturnal adventures, and how is it HIS business if your lip gloss is way smudged, and why is your bra strap all twisted around like that, and how come your undies are damp at the front?

But somebody’s Olds just HAD to go and sign that stupid release form, didn’t they, and so there you are again, panties down, with Mr. Grumpyface behind you holding a switch. This is SO not how you dreamed of spending your summer vacation, is it?

And regardless what they say about misery and company, it’s no comfort at all that three of your bffs are right there, biting their fingertips and waiting their turn after he gets done with you.

Then too, it’s not like these tents are soundproof, so everybody in camp, and probably the boys’ camp too, the way sound carries over water, knows you’re getting your hiney striped like peppermint candy with that nasty green twig.

It’s almost enough to make you wish school would just go ahead and start right now, isn’t it?

That is all.

Devlin out.

read more

Jay’s Belated Birthday Spanking, er, Card And Best Wishes

Apr 11, 2012 by

Fooooooor she’s a jolly good …

well, maybe not so jolly, if this illustrative picture is any indication, fellow-ette, but we here at Dev’s blorum would like to salute, however belatedly, our dear girl Jay Walker on or about her 31st (is anyone REALLY 31? Seems like a made-up number) BIRTHDAY!

And after yesterday’s beach debacle, I felt really bad that I got wrapped up in writing a book and ignored the note I made of this event, but still I’m hoping that her having to remind me yet again of her special day did not make it any less special.

If it did, however, I hereby authorize an extra piece of birthday cake for the birthday girl, but NO free passes on any birthday spankings anyone has planned for her in the near, or even not so near, future. And not to put too fine a point on it, NO free passes on anything else just because it’s your birthday, Jay, as previously mentioned elsewhere.

And now that you stayed up WAY past your bedtime despite warnings, I expect a birthday spanking is the least you can expect in the near future.

But in any case, Jay, all our best wishes from the gang of usual suspects around here, many happy returns, live long and prosper, party on, and so on and so forth.

That is all.

Devlin out.

read more

Related Posts

Tags

Share This

Sunrise On The Beach

Apr 8, 2012 by

It’s April, it’s early morning, it’s the weekend, and I live in Pensacola. So what do you imagine I’m thinking about?

You bet. Outdoor sports. That’s the American way. Fresh air, sunshine, sunglasses, and sunscreen. SPF30 or better around here, you darn betcha. 

There is just something so very right about the feel of sand under one’s feet, especially the sugar-white sand of the Emerald Coast beaches. For something so white, it really absorbs the heat, so do be careful. Sandals are authorized wear.

Oh, and watch out for the pelicans. They like to cruise about head height along the beaches looking for minnows cast up into the white sands, and they are HUGE when they have their wings spread – wide and ungainly to look at but oh so graceful in flight, like those WWII Avro-Lancaster twin fuselage bombers.

And of course one mustn’t miss the other sights along the beach. The little pearly shells, the friendly fisher folk, the sun-baked tourists covered with oil, and thank you, Jimmy Buffett.

But at the end, it’s all about the sport, isn’t it? The sheer thrill of bending one’s body to one’s will, and showing one’s self in the best possible aspect, for the sake of friendly, relaxing competition. And as in any casual game, a bit of cheekiness is to be expected.

So on this special holiday weekend, all you beach goers do please put it out there and have fun with it.

That is all.

Devlin out. 

read more

Related Posts

Share This

The Spankiest Place On Earth!

Apr 4, 2012 by

The other night I was chatting with someone who remarked that except for an occasional comment regarding, and a few pictures of, girls getting a bare bottom spanking, this blite could very well be G-rated. I have to agree, and that was very nice of her to say so, because I do try to keep the atmosphere around here feeling safe, and friendly, and happy.

However, her statement started a conversation and a train of thought that I want to share a somewhat embellished part of with everyone.

Recently somebody, possibly in Kansas or so I heard, won over half a BILLION dollars in a lottery, so I had that in mind as part of my thought process, and here is what I decided I would do with a pile of cash that big.

And so, friends and neighbors! Grownup boys and girls! Citizens of all ages!

Step right this way and behold the newest, biggest, most original blockbuster adult entertainment venue of the 21st century!

Devlin O’Neill’s Over My Lap Land! The Spankiest Place On Earth! ™

Here on a vast area of parklike greenery in central Floridia, will be built, at great expense and with the benefit of all the skill of the Disney Imagineers I intend to poach for this project, full sized representations of all your favorite places and people from my books and stories, complete with state of the art, lifelike, sound-enhanced Animatronic figures!

Thrill to Lisa bent over the desk in Mr. Swayne’s office, maid uniform skirt up and sensible white panties down, while he reminds her to be more diligent in her work from now on. Delight to Gaylin in her schoolgirl outfit, stretched across Cameron’s lap as he sits on the sofa in his grubby little trailer, spanking her pert bare bottom with a hairbrush.

And look! The girls’ bottoms actually turn rosy as the spanking progresses! Then the lights dim and the scene resets, and once more there is a pale bottom upon which to operate.

The men’s scolding and the girls’ replies are fully audible, their lifelike lips synched to the digitally recorded sound of lines from the book, along with some new material.

There will be dozens of such displays, in buildings large and small – a section of the prison in Corporal Idaho, the gym and locker room where Beth spanked Lisa for spying on her, an outdoor bougainvillea arbor where Dylan Travis is seen switching Gwen’s bottom for flirting with a boy on the volleyball team, along with many more best beloved scenarios, now brought to you in living, or at least lifelike, action and color. 

And again, here at Over My Lap Land, the emphasis is on safe, friendly, and happy.

Everyone is invited to visit, but the rules of the park are strict, and they are enforced. Unfortunately, not like this, or not by park employees anyway. 

But if you want to spank your friend, your date, your spouse, someone you just met at the park, whomever, feel free. There will be private rooms available for a small hourly fee.

And if it’s public spanking you want to do that’s all right too, as long as you keep it jolly, keep it gentle, and keep her panties on, so as not to unduly alarm anyone around you. And no thongs! At least not on public display. I mean it.

Because apart from the Animatronic displays, nudity is not allowed in the park, and nothing of the Animatronic figures is shown except the bare bottom – no naked bosoms or naughty bits, that is.

The Animatronic displays will depict spanking ONLY, meaning things will not get any squirmier than that, even though such often occur in the books.

I might have certain bathroom equipment casually lying on a counter in Mr. Swayne’s replica house, but I will have to give it some thought.

And there could be kissing and cuddling in some of the scenes, but that is as far as things will go.

The point is that everyone, regardless of sensitivity level, should be able to come to the park and enjoy it. No one should go ‘thud’ at anything on display, or be appalled by any other guest’s behavior.

There is no swearing allowed, no rowdiness, no displays of temper, or the offender will be asked to leave and assisted in doing so by one of our many large security personnel, who are specially trained in handling difficult customers swiftly, surely, and quietly.

These men and women are not there to spank anyone, but you will find yourself outside the gates and escorted to your car before you can say Floyd Patterson if you insist on breaking the rules and making others uncomfortable by doing so.

But back to the bright side.

There will be lots of small, open air cafés serving coffee, tea, soft drinks, and of course cold water, all included with the price of the admission ticket, which I will make sure is always at least a dollar less than Universal Studios’ price. 

You can sit and chat with friends and new acquaintances around the shaded tables, discuss the magnificence of the animated displays, or simply people watch.

Also, there will be shopping – shoes, clothing, electronics, and of course Devlin O’Neill signature souvenirs.

So if he didn’t have a reason to spank you before you got to the park, young lady, he very well could when you show him that bag full of what just heated up your credit card. The private spanking rooms are not very expensive at all, in case you think that might deter him.

These rooms are not huge, but large enough to contain a very heavy sofa, suitable for sitting, kneeling on, or bending a girl over, a straight backed chair, an ottoman, and a table, along with a roll-around mirror. There is framed art on the walls that is tasteful but pertinent to the issue in hand. 

We do not as yet have a date set for groundbreaking, but watch this space, and as soon as I win the next whopping great huge heap of greenbacks, you guys will be the first ones invited to the ceremony.

That is all.

Devlin out.

read more

Related Posts

Share This

A Spanking Cowboy, by Pygmalion, Esq.

Apr 2, 2012 by

In between expertly perusing rubber trees in faraway jungles and eating all the fish in Thailand, Pygmalion, Esq. finds the time to write quite a lot of spanking adventures. That is to say, he writes adventure stories that have the added advantage of spankings contained therein.

Here is a clip from one his more recent, as contained in a volume of other short stories set in times past, where in addition to a lot of bucklers being swashed there were quite few bare bums rosened. So read and enjoy, and do take note of the ordering information at the end of the passage.

That is all.

Devlin out.

Frontier Library, Fine Librarian

by Pygmalion, Esq.

[Excerpt]

 

When the new librarian of a railroad town takes an unpopular stand for justice, a handsome sheriff and a shady cowboy are her only defenders. The two men decide to take it in turns to protect her, and today the cowboy brought her with him to the railroad camp…

 

Sandy watched the laborers pound stakes into the rail bed. She was already sweating, but the muscles on the men just seemed to glow in the heat. “Do they need water?” she said, to herself, and looked around for a cistern. Come to think of it, she thought, I need water. She spotted a bucket and walked over, splashing her face and then sipping.

“Can I have a cup?”

“Oh!” she exclaimed, then turned to see Jeffrey behind her. So close to her. She fumbled with the cup on a chain, and dipped it into the bucket. He took it, his hand lingering, then he tipped the cup back and drank. “Should…should they have some water?” she asked, indicating the laborers.

“A fellow goes by every hour on the hour with a water-skin. They’re fine. Now!” He threw the cup against the cistern, then clapped his hands, making her start in surprise. “I’ve got a present for you.”

“Oh?”

She watched with interest while the man took a case out of his satchel, then she took it from him when he offered. “Open it,” he urged.

She opened it. “Oh.”

“It’s a pistol.”

“What am I to do with this?”

“Defend yourself!”

Sandy grimaced, skeptical. “I don’t know how to use it.”

“Ah, I thought you’d never ask.”

“Ask what?”

“I’ll teach you, of course,” said the cowboy, taking the case back. “Miss Librarian.”

She blushed, and he apparently took that for a yes, because before she knew it she was sitting in front of him on his horse and they were riding along the tracks. “Where are we going?”

“There’s a quiet spot down the way a bit.”

“Quiet spot?”

“We wouldn’t want to startle anybody,” he said, then laughed when she looked over her shoulder at him. “With the gunshots, Miss Librarian.”

“Stop calling me that,” she said, pouting, but he ignored her. She felt his chest on her back, and his breath on her neck, and she tried to ignore both. As a Modern Woman, she couldn’t get hot and bothered. Even if it was desert hot, and dessert bothered. The railroad had been cut to grade through a wind-eroded cliff formation, and Jeffrey brought the horse off the line of the tracks and into a little canyon.

“This should do,” he said, as he helped her dismount. There were discarded whiskey bottles scattered around the canyon, the detritus of clandestine breaks or after-work inebriation, and the cowboy picked up a few and set them up on the far side of the canyon, counting out twenty steps back to her. “Ready?”

“For what?”

He gave her another look. “You’re going to shoot the bottles.” He took the pistol out of the box. “It’s a small caliber, and you have four shots. I expect you to hit with at least two.”

“Or else what?”

He raised an eyebrow. “Well, I don’t know. I suppose I could spank you, Miss Librarian.” He winked, to show he was joking. Probably.

“I’d like to see you try,” stammered Sandy. “I’ll have you know, I’m a Modern Woman.”

“Well,” sniffed Jeffrey. “Then you should be able to fire a gun.” He winked again: “Or take your licks.”

“Keep your licks to yourself, mister,” she muttered, holding the gun in an unsteady hand.

“Careful. Don’t close one eye, now.”

“I wasn’t,” said Sandy, quickly opening her eye. She held the pistol in both hands, aimed along the barrel, aligning the sights, and squeezed the trigger, slowly. The shot rocked her arms back, and the echo deafened her. “Did I hit it?”

“You hit something,” said Jeffrey, and Sandy opened her eyes (she hadn’t realized she’d closed them) and saw the bottles unharmed. “Good start, though.”

“I’ll show you a good start,” grumbled Sandy, setting up again. She spread her legs and held the gun straight out in front of her, aiming.

“I like how you stick your tongue out the side of your mouth, when you concentrate.”

“Shut up,” said Sandy, turning to look at him. And then the gun went off.

“F—!” shouted Jeffrey, diving to one side.

Sandy dropped the gun, and it went off again and she screamed as the bullet ricocheted off the canyon wall. “Oh!” she said, over the echo. Jeffrey was on the ground, his hands over his head. “Are you hurt?”

There was a long pause, and then Sandy realized that what she’d thought had been echoes was really the cowboy’s growling. “Oh, I’m not hurt, Miss Librarian. But—”

“Oh, that’s nice,” said Sandy, stooping down to pick up the pistol.

“Leave that alone!” said Jeffrey, making Sandy start.

“I’m sorry!” said Sandy, shaken.

“Sorry’s not enough. I think I’ll give you that spanking after all.”

“But—!”

“That’s a miss if I ever saw one,” said the cowboy, and Sandy watched him unloop his wide leather belt. “And I hope I never see a miss like that again. But you, Miss, I’ll see to proper.”

“Oh,” moaned Sandy, as Jeffrey took her by the arm and led her to the canyon wall. “Please don’t—”

“Put your arms up—high up!—on that rock. Palms down, Miss Librarian. And don’t move, or I’ll miss.”

She stretched as high up the wall as she could with her arms, then realized that the cowboy was pulling her dresses up. “Oh no! Please!”

“It’s not good over all these skirts, Miss Librarian. Stay still.”

A shiver ran through her body as the leather of the belt ran over the thin silk cami-knickers he’d left her. He put a hand on her hip to adjust her position. “Ooh.”

“Quiet,” said Jeffrey, and then the belt descended with a Slap! and a sudden sting of pain. She cried out, and wriggled, but the cowboy roughly dragged her back into position and brought the belt full across her backside again. Her hand came off the cliff, and she felt his hand grab her by the wrist and slap her palm back against the wall, then the belt slapped into her once, twice, thrice! Her bottom throbbed.

“Please, no more,” she sobbed, although a small part of her wanted it to go on forever.

“Last one, Miss Librarian,” said the cowboy, and the looped belt slapped into her bottom after a full arc. She screamed, and, she thought, the echo must be louder than the gunshot! She heard him looping his belt back into his jeans, but she didn’t dare turn to look. Then she felt him regarding her. “You are a pretty thing,” he mused.

“Mr. Vaccaunoy!”

“Quiet. I’m deciding what to do next.”

“What…what do you want to do?”

“What I want and what I ought are two different things, Miss Lib—I mean, Sandy.”

“Perhaps you should…,” started Sandy, feeling the warmth start to leave her bottom. “Perhaps you ought to…do…what you want.”

Sandy felt the silk cami-knickers sliding down, and felt the desert breeze on her bare skin. She stood on tip-toes to raise her bottom up for him.

 

“Frontier Library, Fine Librarian” will soon be available as an individual story everywhere fine ebooks are sold, but for now you can get it as part of the collection Esquire’s Orders 2, available as a Kindle ebook at Amazon.com (http://www.amazon.com/Esquires-Orders-2-ebook/dp/B007LCPM58) and Amazon UK (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Esquires-Orders-2-ebook/dp/B007LCPM58), or, if you’ve been especially good, you can ask Dev and he may let you have one of the review copies.

 

Thanks for reading!

Pygmalion, Esq.

f

read more

That Face

Mar 27, 2012 by

This is something I don’t see a lot, the girl’s face whilst I’m spanking her. Girls have such pretty faces, but they look very different when they are being spanked. 

Of course I know approximately what is going on with her face from watching girls get spanked by other Tops, so it isn’t a complete mystery as to what is going on with my particular girl, the one draped across my lap or bent over with her hiney sticking out toward me. 

 

A girl’s face is very expressive, especially when she is trying very hard not to show emotion, and when the ouch gets to a certain point and there is nothing for it but to grimace and squinch up her eyes, expressive scarcely describes what is going on. 

I have on occasion gone this route, the mirror in front so I can see what effect I’m having on her, but in fact I find that a bit distracting so I don’t often do it. Not that I don’t care what she looks like while I’m spanking her bottom, only I find it easier and more accurate to gauge her level of ouchiness and contrition by her vocal and body language, and of course the heat and rosiness of her hiney. 

And it isn’t even that I’m afraid that if she looks too very pitiable I will not be able to continue with the treatment she so needs and deserves. 

 

Because when all is said and done, the expression of relief, and release, and love in her eyes is the only one I really care about.

That is all. 

With thanks to Girls Boarding School for all the pix!

Devlin out. 

 

read more

A New Look

Mar 24, 2012 by

In keeping with the overarching theme here of old fashioned procedures, we have changed the look of the blog, blite, blorum, or what you will, to reflect the timelessness of this thing we do.

And when I say ‘we’ changed it, I mean my two trusted friends Arianna and Mindy, and me. Mindy has been working the past couple of weeks cleaning out the basement and even behind some of the wallboards to get rid of files left by hackers who apparently got in last July and left all sorts of nastiness, some of which popped up when I was in Biloxi, and Arianna had to bail us out of that mess.

Hopefully we are now all cleaned up behind the scenes, so I thought it would be a good idea to tidy up and freshen up the front room as well.

So enjoy the new decorations, everyone, and as always, my deepest thanks to Mindy and Arianna, without whom this place literally would not be possible.

That is all.

Devlin out. 

read more

Related Posts

Share This

What Happened Next …

Mar 23, 2012 by

 

…  Fontaine: “Oh, yeah? And who’’s going to make me?” …

I was far past my normal breaking point with this fire breathing brat, and when she demanded to know who was going to make her regret acting like a three-year-old who ate too many sweets, I finally had had enough.

Her eyes got very wide but she held her ground when I stood and slipped off my jacket, rolled up my right sleeve, and then propped my left foot on the table, and tossed her bodily across my upraised thigh.

She weighed hardly anything since her diet and mild workout regimen were geared more to keeping fat off than actually building muscle tone, so it took less than five seconds to wrap her arms at her waist, and secure her firmly, her bottom up and her legs pointed toward the audience, who after a very brief silence erupted in cheers and applause.

I ignored the stream of invective and four-letter words coming from Breschetta, then smiled and raised a thumb toward the control booth when Eddie Blizzard, the show’s director, announced over the PA that he had switched from live delay feed to a Suzanne Sommers infomercial.

“Now you are going to pay for all the snarkiness and showboating you’ve done today, young lady,” I told her, and pushed up her simple yet obviously overpriced linen skirt to expose her bottom to the audience.

She wore only a red silk thong beneath the skirt, and Breschetta wailed in embarrassment, and used a dozen unrepeatable epithets in quick succession.

I waited for her to take a breath and then said, “Whoever resorts to name calling first, loses,” and then proceeded to slap her bare cheeks, just hard enough to make a loud clap.

“Eddie, do something, for god’s sakes!” she yelled.

Eddie chuckled over the PA. “I did, princess. I’ve got the cameras zeroed in you, fore and aft, just the way you demand them. This will be solid gold, sweetheart, I …”

“I mean make him stop, you insufferable idiot! Call security! Security!”

I glanced over, and the two burly guys in uniform were grinning and chatting casually to Mavis, the pretty assistant director. None of them seemed in a hurry to intervene, and in fact the two men were gently but firmly restraining Breschetta’s two little go-fers, slant makeup and hair stylists, to keep them off the stage, so I got serious on Breschetta’s bottom.

“You need to learn better manners, missy, and stop acting so superior, especially when you have no idea what you’re talking about. You also need to clean up your language, because you sound like absolute gutter trash talking that way.”

She screamed in anger and pain, trying to drown me out, but I kept on scolding, confident that the tiny mike in my lapel would pick up all I had to say and relay it to the audience. Sure enough, there was redoubled applause as I warmed to my subject, and also heated Breschetta’s little bottom so that it approached the hue of her scanty pseudo-drawers.

Her frantic kicks sent her trendy little high-heeled shoes flying off, and the number two cameramen caught one, grinned, and gave me a thumbs-up.

“Give ‘er a few for me, Professor,” he said. “Never does have a good word for anybody, ‘specially the crew.”

I nodded, and leaned into my work, bringing my arm up and down in a steady, driving rhythm designed to outlast the most stubborn brat’s resistance. Suddenly I felt a strange vibration in the studio, and realized that the audience had picked up my cadence, and was clapping in time, like a gospel revival meeting, only with a very shrill, and rapidly tiring female soloist.

“Are you going to apologize for being such a snarky snob, and a know it all, and an opinionated muddle head, Breschetta? Hm?”

“I … I … I don’t know!”

“Well let me tell you that I, and your director, and your studio audience all are perfectly prepared to keep this up until you do say you’re sorry, and you had better mean it, missy. Now go on.”

“Please stop, I’ve had enough! It really hurts, it does!”

“That isn’t an apology, Breschetta. You know what an apology is, and I need to hear one, a sincere one, before I stop spanking your naughty behind. Do you understand?”

“But … I … okay! I … I’m sorry! Now stop hitting me, okay?”

“No, Breschetta, you’re not in charge right now. You don’t give orders. And I don’t hit anyone. I do spank stubborn, willful, disrespectful, disobedient girls from time to time, but I do not hit. Is that clear?”

“Then stop spanking me! Please!”

I spanked harder. “I said, is that clear?”

Something inside her changed. A switch flipped over, and she sagged across my thigh.

“Yes, sir, it’s clear, and, and I’m sorry I was such a cow. I won’t do it anymore.”

A hush fell over the audience as I put Breschetta on her feet, smoothed down her skirt, and gave her a hug.

“That’s better, Breschetta, and you’re forgiven.”

I nodded to the burly security men, who stood aside and allowed Derrold and Darian, Breschetta’s go-fers, to mince over and collect their mistress from me, and hustle her off the set. Eddie’s voice came over the PA.

“I’m ordering all your books, Professor.”

The audience cheered agreement, and I looked down at the shredded remains of the ones onstage.

“I’ll make sure you get autographed copies, Eddie, and thanks for the backup.”

I got my jacket and slung it over my shoulder, then bowed, waved to the crew, and walked into the wings.

I love standing ovations.

 

read more

Related Posts

Tags

Share This

For Those Who Missed My Televised Interview …

Mar 22, 2012 by

A what-if guest post by Princess Anastasia. Enjoy! 

Breschetta Fontaine, host of top-rated TV talk show “Personal Preference” (and real-life BRAT): “Ladies and gentlemen, join me in welcoming Professor Devlin O’’Neill — author, actor, Website host, educator, and behavioral therapist — to the show this evening.”

(Polite applause, in accordance with prop card directives, as O’’Neill strides confidently onstage, attired in a pale blue long-sleeve broadcloth  shirt, crisp jeans accented by an inch-wide belt in soft brown leather , a casual-cut light-weight beige jacket and brown suede boots with tasteful silver buckles over the ankle bone.  The very blonde and very green-eyed Fontaine extends a languid hand in greeting and then waves O’’Neill to the guest couch, taking a seat at right angles to him.)

 

Fontaine: “Now, Professor O’’Neill, tell us a little about yourself.”

 

O’’Neill: “Well, I –”

 

Fontaine: “About your books, I mean. I believe you have two currently on the New York Times best-seller list.”

 

O’’Neill: “That’’s right. The first –”

 

(Reaching in front of O’’Neill and obscuring him from the camera, Breschetta Fontaine seizes the books from the set’s coffee table, where they have been positioned for her to display, but instead of holding them toward the camera for a close-up, she deposits them facedown in her lap.)

 

Fontaine: “Some people are rather surprised to find your books on that list, I must say, Professor.”

 

O’’Neill smiles politely and tries to address the audience. The host arches an eyebrow and favors him with a condescending stare, interrupting her guest yet again.

 

Fontaine: “Some people wonder, Professor – and, by the way, is that an honorary title?”

 

O’’Neill: “No, it isn’’t, Miss Fontaine. I earned three degrees and have been on the faculty of –”

 

Fontaine: “If you insist, Mr. O’’Neill. Now on to your books. Don’’t you have to admit that the titles are, – let’’s be honest here, – little more than overworked clichés?

 

O’’Neill: “On the contrary, I think they speak to –”

 

Fontaine: “You say that with a straight face, Mr. O’’Neill. I am amazed, quite frankly. Surely you could have been more creative than ‘At the Top of His Game’ and  — what’’s the follow-up? Oh, yes, ‘Hitting Bottom and Loving It.’”

She turns to the audience and rolls her eyes. There are scattered sniggers. The Professor considers her politely, but the muscle in his jaw insists on clenching briefly. He makes another attempt to discuss his work. Alas …

 Fontaine: “This appears to be a book very much directed toward men, Mr. O’’Neill. Most people are aware that better than half the population is female and women make up more than 60 percent of the book market in this country. So why this approach? Did you deliberately set out to ignore women, or were you simply ignorant of the demographics?”

 

O’’Neill: “Actually, Miss Fontaine, the books were written as instructive aids for both men and women in dealing with –”

 

Fontaine: “So you say. However, let me quote from page twelve in your first effort: ‘A man who refuses to confront such a situation smack-on and take charge is asking for trouble in the future, since he will have sent a clear signal to the lady in his life that he is unable or unwilling to offer her what she is clearly requesting.’ You seriously contend there is a message for women here? Isn’’t this just a little behind the times? I mean, women clearly are no longer willing to be thought of in such condescending fashion.”

 

O’’Neill: “Certainly there is a message for women, and a valuable one, I might add. I have applied the advice I give in the book in hundreds of situations where it was important to get to the bottom …”

 

The host interrupts again with a dismissive wave of her hand.

 

Fontaine: “And then there’s this, from the follow-up volume: ‘While it may be painful to contemplate, the simple fact is that the sweet blush of success stems, always, from a willingness to lovingly and firmly deal in the barest realities, even when it stings a little.’ Now really, O’’Neill, where is the message for women there? This hardly qualifies as spanking repartee.”

 

O’’Neill: “Perhaps if you quoted from page fifty-two in the second paragraph where I provide some straight-from-the-hip talk about –”

 

Fontaine: “If I didn’’t’ know better, I would think you were attempting to top me in this discussion. Perhaps the producer forgot to mention our roles. I am the host. I call the shots. You are the guest. You answer my questions. After all, one of us is paid six large numbers to be here today. And that person, would not, I think, be you.”

 

The host simpers at the audience, who begin to look uncomfortable. O’’Neill’’s blue eyes narrow and he assumes a more erect position on the guest couch.

 

Fontaine: “Bottom line, O’’Neill, you’re doing nothing but whipping up hostility toward women with this trash.”

 

There is a collective gasp from the audience as Breschetta Fontaine glares at O’’Neill and tosses his books toward him. He manages to catch them and places them carefully back on the table, with the titles readable on camera. His smile is firmly in place as he makes eye contact, but his right hand strays to his belt momentarily and he caresses it – lovingly – before leaning forward and balancing his forearms on his knees, with fingers steepled.

O’’Neill: “If my books did, indeed, whip up hysteria toward women, it is difficult to believe 60 percent of the book market would have contributed to their success. What I do advocate is simple, disciplined and heart-felt attention to relationships. Sometimes, those ideas find their reality in –“

 

Fontaine: “Don’t try to switch the focus here, O’’Neill. I can almost see you envisioning yourself steering this ship in the direction of your own choosing, but the reality is, Prof, you’ve got no real power behind you at all, just a mighty small paddle.”

 

O’’Neill: “That may be true, but I have vast experience in using it effectively. I think many women who have benefited from my expertise and experience could attest to that.”

 

Fontaine: “Let’’s be frank, shall we? I’m outraged at your chauvinistic attitude. And you’’re taking my concerns and brushing them off as though they are of no consequence.”

 

O’’Neill: “On the contrary, Miss Fontaine, I’m deeply concerned about your concerns. But I’m also concerned about the one-sided view of my work you are presenting. You’’ve made some unsubstantiated accusations based on some knee-jerk reactions to carefully selected portions of my books. It wouldn’’t hurt you to bend a little, Miss Fontaine. Or at least, it wouldn’t hurt too much.”

 

The audience murmurs in apparent agreement with the Professor and he smiles warmly at them as he sits back and spreads his arms wide, laying one of them along the back of the couch and balancing his right ankle on his left knee. Unflattering color climbs high in Miss Fontaine’s cheeks as she glares at her seemingly relaxed and very comfortable guest, who has swung favor in his direction.

 

Fontaine: “It’s clear you are nothing but a bully, and just because you’’re a strapping big man you think you can get the best of me.”

 

O’’Neill: “Not at all, Miss Fontaine. But if you’’ve read the books in their entirety, you know I’’ve enjoyed great success putting my theories in place from top to bottom. There are certain behaviors and attitudes that cane –– excuse me, I meant ‘can’ — only be effectively managed with a firm hand and a highly disciplined approach. That approach  — the one I advocate and practice — has proven dominant time and again when compared to other relationship models.”

 

Fontaine: “There’’s nothing submissive about you, is there, Professor? But that’’s clearly what you expect from women. All this thrashing about you do over attitudes and the gratuitous licks you take at assertive females … But you’’re not going to back me into a corner over this. It’’s still my show. I’’m still calling the shots. And I’’ve got you beat on this. Everything you advocate, – it all smacks of sheer brutality toward women and you know it. Well, I’’m not having it on my show one second longer.”

 

Miss Fontaine reaches for O’’Neill’’s  books and hurls them to the floor, where they land open, with pages fluttering. The host then jerks to her feet and proceeds to stomp all over the hardbacks, ripping out pages with her high heels. She underscores this punishing behavior by calling her guest several foul names, while the audience reacts first with bewilderment at her inexplicable behavior and then with growing distress at her public tantrum.

 

O’’Neill moves to the edge of the couch and speaks calmly, but with great authority, to the still-ranting host, whose actions are becoming more childlike by the moment.

 

O’’Neill: “Stop. That. This. Instant. You are behaving in a most unseemly and unprofessional manner, young lady, and I believe you will have cause to regret it bitterly in the not-too-distant future.”

 

The host abandons her efforts to censor Professor O’’Neill’’s books. She stomps over to stand in front of her guest, petulant little girl fully on display, and bends over to look directly into his eyes. Her own are blazing and her hands are clenched furiously at her sides.

 

Fontaine: “Oh, yeah? And who’’s going to make me?”

 

(But we all know the answer to that. Don’t we?)

 

 

read more

Related Posts

Share This

A Good Tucking

Mar 20, 2012 by

When I spank a girl, I want her to feel secure. Many girls do not want to feel as if they have a choice about getting spanked, like they could simply get up and walk out if they wanted to. A girl like this might then think she bears some responsibility for that awful man making her bottom red and sore, and that is not a secure feeling at all for her. 

That is why I like to keep a girl’s body close to me while I spank her, usually with her waist tucked tightly against my abdomen, as in the first photo, or even like Brian Tarsis is holding Chelsea Pfeiffer in the second shot.

With a firm grip on the girl’s center, she is not going anywhere without my permission, plus of course her bare bottom is exactly where I need it to be in order to give it my full and undivided attention for as long as it takes to get my point across, with a few extra to make absolutely certain she understands. 

Then too, if a girl is so brash and daring, or perhaps desperate, as to reach back and try to shield her sit-upon, my hand is perfectly positioned to grab hold of hers, press it firmly to her side, and keep it out of harm’s way while I deal out a few dozen supplementary smacks for such effrontery, and then continue as before.

This secure positioning also lends stability, and not just for her. The weight of her body, balanced as it is across my thighs, adds to my own weight to anchor me to whatever I happen to be sitting on, and by keeping her centered I keep myself centered, while her limbs are free to flail about without too much danger of upsetting my equilibrium or, heaven forfend, throwing off my spanking rhythm. 

Naturally there are many other likely and likable positions in which to spank a girl, as I have mentioned numerous times in numerous venues, but this is my baseline, my go-to position if you will.

A well tucked girl is a joy to behold, as well as to spank. She can whine and wheedle, or complain, or beg to be let off, or brat further if she happens to be Erica Scott or maybe Kaki, but in any case a good tucking along with a good spanking are what many a girl needs to keep her happy and fulfilled, though perhaps more than a bit sore and ouchy for a while.

That is all.

Devlin out.  

read more

Related Posts

Share This

The Legend of St. Paddles Day (and some B’day silliness from Kaki and Dave Wolfe)

Mar 17, 2012 by

Today we here on the blorum, along with the good people, and some of the bad ones, of Freedonia, honor the memory of Professor Clifton Curmudgeon, who on March 17, 1951, paddled every female enrolled in his class, Freedonian Culture and Art and High Toned Stuff Like That, at Central Northwestern Teachers Junior College in Crabclot, Freedonia. 

Accounts vary, but most Freedonians agree that there were either 17 or 42 female students in the class at the time of The Greatest Paddling Ever.   

Professor Curmudgeon was angered at the girls’ constant whispering, note passing, and even outright flirtation with him during the lesson (the Professor was a handsome and well set up chap despite, or perhaps because of, his steel rimmed spectacles and overall tweediness) and so on that historic and most spiritual of days, he, in essence, lost it, and set about smacking the backsides, the undraped backsides it should be noted, of every girl in the lecture hall, including his two teacher’s aides, and a fellow faculty member who had merely dropped in to observe his class. 

The professor lifted skirts and downed knickers, took his maple wood paddle, and got to the bottom of the issue in a marathon spanking that went on for at least an hour, though some scholars think it might have been closer to two and a half, and turned every girl’s backside a very bright shade of pink that is described in the litany as ‘way hot ouchy pink,’ or WHOP, and which is acknowledged by the small hot pink bows worn pinned to lapels on this date by dedicated celebrants of this monumental event.  

And celebrants there are, in huge numbers, though of course not all are adherents to the other doctrines, if it has any, of the particular sect of the Universal National Church of Freedonia ™, of which there are currently over nineteen thousand registered denominations, that sanctified the Good Professor, as he is often called. 

 

In fact, the male enrollees in Prof. Curmudgeon’s class, feeling so spiritually uplifted by this wholly miraculous feat, formed a new denomination of the Church™ on the spot, renamed the professor, then beatified, sanctified, and celebrated the very first St. Paddles Day that very evening with the ritual swilling of copious amounts of pink beer. 

St. Paddle’s martyrdom, or ‘termination for cause,’ as the regents of the college called it, was merely another feather in the saint’s cap, and he went on to give dozens of well paid demonstrations of his paddling skills in pubs all across Freedonia, his travel and living funded by contributions from stalwart converts, and his saintly and beneficial efforts applied to the behinds of willing and eager female supplicants throughout the land, until, most sadly, his heart quite literally burst with joy a mere two years later, and he died, fittingly, with a paddle in his hand. 

His bones are interred in the main quad at good old CNTJC, and a 10-foot granite replica of the historic maple wood paddle stands erect above the grave.

So Happy St. Paddle’s Day, everyone! May the Good Professor’s spirit reign within all of us.

You may tap the keg.

Devlin out.  

PS – This just in from Kaki and Dave Wolfe in honor of my birthday – thanks, guys! And thanks to Erica too, of course. ;-)  

read more

Related Posts

Share This

“The Brats of St. Bestoras” by Loki Renard – A Review

Mar 13, 2012 by

I love Loki Remard’s brats. Okay, truth to tell, I would love to take Loki Renard’s brats and turn them into Devlin O’Neill’s brats, and really sort them out, but that’s part of the fun I get out of reading her books – the fact that HER brats aren’t MY brats. Loki Renard’s brats get spanked just like Devlin O’Neill’s brats do, and often a lot harder. But Loki Renard’s brats never seem to reach the contrite stage of a good spanking, or at least not for as long as Devlin O’Neill’s brats do.

That’s all right, of course, since even Devlin O’Neill’s brats get past the contriteness and go back to being brats eventually, and that’s as it should be, so it’s really only a matter of degree.

So in “The Brats of St. Bestoras,” getting finally to the point, Renard does a whole lot of stuff I like. The setting is a remote, castle-ish school for witches, and before you start thinking “Harry Potter!” I will just state that neither Renard nor I have ever read those books. We both have read Terry Pratchett, and Renard’s take on a world steeped in magic reminds me somewhat of Pratchett’s. Also, she makes me laugh out loud, just as he does, which I like a lot.

St. Bestoras is a school for young female witches in training, and is run by some very strict female teachers, who are quite scary when it comes to punishing students, and quite scary full stop when talking about the awful, sometimes fatal results of carelessly messing about with magic. Still, it isn’t too very surprising when the young student heroine and her new best friend refuse to obey the rules, several times in fact, and find themselves bent over and given very sore bottoms for their efforts.

This story concerns only female characters, and was first published by Sappho’s Brats, only there is no sex here, just lots of serious Toppiness by the older and wiser females. Oh, and there are a couple of huge, fiery, flying dragons included for good measure.

So all in all, “St. Bestoras” is a lovely, funny, eye-opening romp through the fertile imagination of Loki Renard, and one I highly recommend.

Go to Loki’s site (The Brats Are Back) for more information, or to Amazon and buy the Kindle book online.

That is all. 

Devlin out. 

read more

Related Posts

Share This