If one searches girl and paddle, or any combination or derivation thereof …
One is apt to find pictures like the two above. This is not at all unfortunate, and let me just say that we have come a long way since the canoe and the kayak, vanilla paddling wise.
Generally, this is more the sort of image I have in mind when I search girl paddling, or, more accurately, girl’s paddling.
Although these are models in dramatized situations, the sad truth is that similar scenes are enacted, for real, all too often in American schools. You may take my tirade against such barbarity as read, since I have mentioned often enough, both in fiction and in essay, the repugnance I feel for striking children in any setting, so I’ll just carry on with the fantasy portion of this post.
Here, for instance, one has to assume that the reason she has been called to the make-believe principal’s office has to do with a dress code violation. On the other hand, it seems the principal needs to be called for bad aim, if that mark on her thigh came from his paddle.
In addition to pretend principals, pretend dads (and uncles, of course) also believe in the efficacy of wood in correcting a girl’s behavior. In this case, however, one wishes he did not also believe in fake cowhide upholstery for the family bar stools. What was he thinking?
This dad prefers to take her to the bedroom for correction. I’m not sure any of my girls would keep still without my steadying hand on her long enough to get her bottom that toasty red. But, again, these are models, so we must check our disbelief at the door.
So whether you’re girl paddling or paddling girls, always act on your fantasies safely, sanely, and consensually.
That is all.