The Dragon Paddle

Jul 24, 2016 by


The London Tanners catalog of several years ago designates this little gem a Boudoir Paddle. It was presented to me by a friend, who had the D, for Devlin or possibly Dragon, embossed on it.

If you will notice, there is no-nonsense stitchery around the outside edges. This is not for decoration–it took some serious-business twine to hold the several layers of thick leather together, and it is  this heavy-duty sewing that ultimately gave the paddle its Dragon cognomen.

And, yeah – that arnica is not there for nothing when this little number has been at work, girls. Trust me.


The implement pictured in use here is not, strictly (!) speaking, the Dragon Paddle, though it is a similar, somewhat larger model.



As you can see from this moment-of-impact shot, the edges of the paddle make full contact with tender bum skin. And as you may note in the top picture, those twine-y stitches form a sort of crosshatch pattern.

The result is that after twenty or thirty – or a hundred – sharp smacks of this very handy implement (it fits my jeans’ back pocket perfectly except for the handle) a girl’s bottom has these lovely red, pinpoint arches that look, for all the world, like small but definite dragon bites.

So if any of you girls feel the need for dragon bites on your bum that don’t actually rend and tear, your best bet is a Boudoir Paddle from London Tanners – wielded by someone who knows what he’s doing.

That is all,

Devlin out.

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What If …

Jul 19, 2016 by


I let a girl keep her panties on for a spanking?



I’m pretty sure doing so would not disrupt the time-space continuum too very noticeably.



And it isn’t like I never have spanked a girl on her panties, sometimes for the duration of the spanking.



Although I can’t think of a single time I did that after high school.

Oh, wait! There was one, and it happened during this decade. A newly minted spankee wanted a trial run, as it were, so I obliged. That was, of course, her last all-panty spanking from me.



Some panties are quite adorable.



Some panties simply beg to be stared at, whether I’m spanking her or not.



And I wouldn’t be much of a spanker if a girl got any less of a firm, hot, stinging bottom from me just because she had a millimeter of woven thread between her skin and my hand.



Still, that’s not really my style.



So you girls can still count on being bare where it really counts when I take you in hand. In case you were becoming concerned.

That is all.
Devlin out.



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Because The World Needs Real Rock And Roll

Jul 18, 2016 by


Yeah. To me, that’s real rock and roll.

Listen to this and try not to move. I dare you.

That is all.

Devlin out.


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Et Maintenant, La Danse Cancan!

Jul 14, 2016 by


No, I’m not going to do this whole post in French, but as today is quatorze juilliet, French National Day, or Bastille Day, take your pick, I thought something French flavored would be in order.

And do note the haircut on the guy doing the splits. The photo is from 1954, but how 2016 can you get?


In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking.
But now, God knows,
Anything goes. – Cole Porter

Yes, in a time when pianos had legs, which were kept covered in the better households, but women had limbs that were very rarely visible in public, along comes the French cancan to show them off in all their glory. (The limbs, not the piano legs.)


So now, limb-deprived men could see not only those elusive body parts, but the lovely, lacy lingerie that adorned and enhanced them.


Men were shocked and stunned at first, but eventually they got over it and just enjoyed the show.

(For some reason this still from Treasure of the Sierra Madre was included in the picture gallery I pulled up when I googled French cancan. Left to right are Humphrey Bogart, Tim Holt, and Walter Huston.)


Naturally, such a modern marvel (first seen in 1889) could not be restricted to the 18th arrondissement of Paris, and quickly spread to both professional and amateur productions around the world.


And, of course, la cancan would not be la cancan without le payoff!

Bonne quatorze juillet, tout le monde! (Happy July Fourteenth, everyone!)

That is all.

Devlin outré.


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Sun Every Day Makes A Desert

Jul 6, 2016 by


Yes, even in sunny Pensacola, we get rainy days.

If you girls happen to be having one, as well, be sure to get out of those wet things …



And into a dry martini jiffy quick.

That is all.
Devlin out.

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