Pinup Friday

Sep 29, 2017 by

As promised a couple of weeks ago, here is Roxi Dlite again. Last time, you remember, she wore a really revealing costume, part of which consisted of a shelf bra, plus pasties, along with a short-skirted panty that scarcely covered her bottom. 

When I published the bit, Errinn sent us this photo of Roxi, who is now completely sans culottes. The picture has been so enhanced that she looks more like a Vargas painting than a real girl, which is quite all right. Art should imagine the ideal, and I do not begrudge repixillation to anyone talented enough to do it this well.

As it is, her pose reminds me of old French postcards, so the fact that she is wearing nothing but a pair of gold lamé spike heels does not, in this case, bother me. Since she is standing on them, they do what they are supposed to do – uplift milady’s derriere and make it more desirable and attractive to milord’s eye, as if hers needed such assistance.

And now I’m wondering if the title of this picture should be Moon Glow or something along those lines, as the round, white parasol along with the double crescent moon at the center of the image would suggest.

In any event, if I had a garage, this would be hanging above the work bench.

I’d hang it above the radial arm saw, but that’s just asking for trouble. A guy needs to really focus on the job when he uses a radial arm saw. 

That is all.

Devlin out.

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Diana Rigg Strips Onstage

Sep 27, 2017 by

 

I could not believe this London Follies stage show I just found on YouTube.

Yes, that is Dame Emma Enid Diana Elizabeth Peel Rigg doing the most over-the-top burlesque dance number imaginable, and all I could do was gape and gasp and laugh and applaud while I watched.

What. A. Performer.

The audio is lousy. You can’t understand most of the lyrics. The video reproduction sucks.

I don’t care, and none of that matters in the least.

There she is, in all her splendiferous glory, doing what she does best – owning the stage and knowing it every second she’s on. 

I love this clip with all my heart and will cherish it always.

That is all.

Devlin Patrick Michael Aloysius O’Neill out.

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The Lustrous Emma

Sep 10, 2017 by

Okay, this is, and at the same time, most certainly is not a picture of Emma Peel. She is, at some point in the film this is a still from, Tracy Bond, and she is married to Bond, James Bond, played, quite ineffectually, as it turns out, by George Lazenby.

Well — what can you expect from an actor that Albert Broccoli discovered at the barber shop shortly after completing Thunderball and finding out that Sean Connery was off to do other projects. True story. Yawn.

Lazenby lasted exactly one film out of the approximately twelve hundred Bonds to date.

THIS is Emma. She is driving a vintage motorcar on The Avengers set. She looks about seventeen, but she is thirty years old in this shot. That makes her fourteen years older than I am, and I would still commit most of the felonies in the list for a chance to have dinner and a chat with her.

Here is Diana with Helen Mirren – she as Helena, Mirren as Hermia – in a Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts/BBC video production of Midsummer, 1968.

The shoot was all outdoors, and Diana tells the story of freezing half to death during filming in Sherwood Forest, wearing thin, skimpy dresses the whole time.

Diana went into a nearby village one evening and bought a pair of warm, woolen knickers to wear under her flimsy dress. Next morning, she was sitting on a tree branch, waiting for her cue, and the director looked up and noticed the unauthorized pants.

“Take those knickers off,” he shouted at her, and, being a loyal RADA girl, she did.

This is Diana playing a squeaky, completely dubbed tune on a toy bagpipe for Steed, in a kilt, so he can do a sort of Scottish sword dance while saying lines to push the plot forward, in a real Avengers episode.

Toy bagpipe aside, I get lost in those gorgeous eyes every time I see them.

And then – not to put too fine a point on it – here is Emma Peel, her own self, in an Avengers episode called Honey for the Prince, pulling up her harem pants to cover that enticing bit of cleft that somehow sneaked by the BBC censors a half century ago to make its way into the annals of bare-bottom history.

Dame Enid Diana Elizabeth Rigg, you truly are the premier Dame of the British Empire, forever and always. And I will cash in my IRA to pay for dinner somewhere nice in Chelsea. I’m not kidding. And I promise not to bore you. Call me.

With all my love,

Dev

PS – I’ll read snippets from The Extravengers to you over brandy and coffee, Dame Diana.

 

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Pinup Friday

Sep 8, 2017 by

This, I believe, is the most worried-looking pinup model I’ve ever seen. I don’t think that, given her hand placement, so very like Solange’s a couple of days ago, we have to guess what has caused her to be so fretful. I expect her top has made it crystal clear that her swimsuit, sun suit, or whatever that outfit might be, shows a great deal more cheek than makes him comfortable.

I do wonder how many swats she’ll get before he says the heck with it, pulls that naughty little bit of nothing down, and concludes her spanking on the proper and full bare bottom.

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Best News Stand Cover Ever

Sep 4, 2017 by

National Lampoon, offspring of the legendary Harvard Lampoon, introduced hip, young, mainstream humor readers to the delights of This Thing We Do 42 years ago this month.

The number 42 is significant to many of our readers, so I want to be the first to say that, yes, a man spanking a woman over his lap is, indeed, the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Like we didn’t already know that.

And, by the way, I’m keeping all of you girls after class to discuss your recent behavior. The very idea.

(I was still in the Coast Guard and bought my copy at Oar Folkjokeopus, ((pronounced ore-foke-JOKE-apus or simply ore-foke)) a famous music and book store slant head shop on Lyndale Avenue in Minneapolis the week the magazine was released. Many other book and magazine outlets stashed it away somewhere in back of a counter or simply refused to sell it. I cannot imagine any news stand magazine trying this sort of thing nowadays. More’s the pity.)

That is all.

Devlin out.

 

 

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September Morn Revisited

Sep 3, 2017 by

Here is a slightly cooler rendition of my favorite Lady of the Lake theme. The weather has, in fact, cooled considerably in my neck of the beach since I posted the last Paul Chabas-related photo.

It appears, however, that this girl has been out in the hot sun wearing very little above or below. But perhaps hers is only a cosmetic tan, or one that was got in a safe, private tanning bed.

On the other hand, her top might have just noticed that she has been out in the brutal sun with a little bit of nothing at all on to cover herself, and he has told her to wade in and wet that sweet, round bottom in cool water, because he intends to turn it hot smoky pink directly, see if he doesn’t!

That would be my guess. And preference.

Devlin out.

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