English Speaking Brats The World Round, Bend Over And Be Counted!
Devlin O’Neill invites naughty girls world wide to send me your naughtiest thoughts, whether real or imagined. By that I mean your naughty ideas, or impulses, or escapades, any of which should or did get your bottom spanked. Send these naughty thoughts to me at devlin5131@aol.com, by February 15.
I want no more than 200 words per entry, one entry per brat, er, entrant, and yes, spelling and grammar count. I will judge and award points based on deviousness, audacity, cleverness, and overall spankability of the naughtiness presented.
Your naughtiness cannot involve physical harm to another person, or excessive property damage. By that I mean I will accept tiny aluminum foil dots being loaded into a Top’s car heater fan, but not sugar being poured into his gas tank. You know what I mean by physical harm to another person.
To give you an idea what I am looking for, here is a sample from Scarlet, which I’m pretty sure is true, the little brat …
“Imagine an unbreakable rule: garage doors must be kept closed, because there is garbage in the garage, and there are raccoons in the vicinity. So if a girl were to leave her side of the garage open one night, and a pair of tricky raccoons got in and threw garbage all over, that would be bad. But there is also very stinky deer repellent that smells like death, if death had sulphur breath and reeked of garlic. And the raccoons just maybe tipped over the stinky repellent, too. The girl heard the noise in the middle of the night and looked out the window.So she did what any girl would do. She snuck out and shut her side of the garage, and opened his.”
Give it some thought, and when you have thought, bung me 0ff a memo before you change your mind. Then when I have all the results tabulated, I shall be able, once and for all, to say whether American girls or girls of other English speaking realms are the naughtier, brattier, or deviouser.
So have fun, kids, and keep it clean.
That is all.
Devlin out.
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Dev, what the heck is that date?
Ummm February 15th
I believe it is February 15th, but the typeface is a little bit difficult to read. Dev, did you change something in your typeface? Not sure..maybe I’m just tired and it’s my eyes.
I’m off to bed, girls. Someone pick up for me with Sully and Cynthia. The poor girl shouldn’t be left too long waiting on the bed with a loosened corset and shortened breath, and Sully leaning toward her…
15 February 2012.
I understand you girls are a bit dazed. I am copying all Scarlet’s text from the last thread. You should too. Whoof!
Uh, NO Go take a nap. We’ll wait right here for you. god, scarlet that was so good!
Thank you, thank you.
I’ll slip a blanket on her until you get back.
Sorry about the font, but nothing I do can change it. I think it might be burnt out from Scarlet’s prose. Just a guess.
Yeah, nobody’s touchin nothing until you or Dev get ready to add something.
Are you going to add it to the story?
Dev, do you want to pick up the belt? You seem rather comfortable with them. Or, do you want to see what Scarlet will do?
How come grammar and spelling count?
If its fiction and nobody actually gets hurt can we use it?
Hahhaha I bet that Scarlet’s story up there really is true. Can’t you just see her doing that? And just wide eyed innocent the next morning comiserating with Roman over the bad luck of him leaving the garage door open.
I don’t think Sully is actually going to use the belt on her, do you? He must have taken if off for another reason.. mayhaps it was chafing or something, yeah?
I think it melted!
You can change it. You’ve posted it all in H3 and H4 tags. Go into your post draft, highlight the text in the post, and change the drop down on the left to ‘paragraph’ format.
Yay! The blite’s fixed!
Night, guys. I’m going to go read for a little bit. Have a good night, all of you. It was a fun evening.
Thank you, Loki.
My eyes! my eyes! 
I can read again. I thought perhaps they were burnt from reading Scarlet’s story.
Oh, thanks, Dev, for fixing it.
The type face is still a bit small and I can’t make it any bigger. Yes, I changed it to paragraph, Loki, and thank you. Otherwise it would be worse, only usually I can make it bigger. I do think Scarlet melted my blog, and yes, I would use that belt on Cynthia, or on Scarlet either one – or maybe on anyone in arm’s reach, the way I’m feeling at the moment. Stupid font.
Okay, I am off as well. Must have been something in the air today. I wrote a bunch in the new book as well, and no, you cannot see it yet, because I said so, that’s why. You girls have work to do anyway, and no, Kaki, I said no physical harm, fictional or otherwise, and NO, a bottom hurting because it got spanked is not physical harm. I mean you can’t drop a brick on his head and say that’s just being naughty.
Now get busy or go to sleep. I mean it.
Goodnight.
I don’t think he’s a big fan of violence. Maybe he thinks making light of it, even in fiction, brings bad karma or something. (shrug) I don’t know.
I don’t know what he’d say if the story involves the injuring of oneself.
I have a few of those. Sunday night, I was poking a potato with a fork so I could put it in the microwave. And I stabbed myself. Pretty deep too. I had to pull the fork out of my hand.
I don’t know if a person should get spanked for that. Committed, maybe.
Yes, Sir.
Goodnight
I wonder what kind of work he wants us to do at 10 o’clock at night?
He got madder at the font than I’ve seen him get with people.
I hope he doens’t have bad dreams because of it. It’s not good to get that mad before bed.
Did he give us jobs, kaki and I missed it?
What are we supposed to do and does he want it done by in the morning?
Did I miss it?
Now I’m just spinning.
And talking to myself. Again.
Cindy, Dev is talking about getting our submission done for the contest.
Oh. But that’s a whole week away. Are you sure that’s what he meant?
I never know what you all are talking about with these anomalies that you speak of with the blite. Everything seems fine to me.
Yes, absolutely.
It was teeny tiny print when he first put it up. You could barely read it. I just enlarged my screen and it was fine.
But he crawled around under the house for a long time and finally made it bigger. But he still isn’t happy with it.
Yes, Cindy. If he wanted you do do something I don’t think you would be unsure of it, he would be sure you were sure. that I am sure of.
Sorry, its late.
Well, it looks fine now. The only other thing I could think of is he and Scarlet want someone else to pick up the storyline with Cynthia. I mean afterall, Scalet and Dev have other things to do and it IS supposed to be a group effort. We have to be fair and pitch in. I cannot do it now. I need to go to bed.
Nope, I’ve looked back through all the posts and I can’t find anywhere he told us to do something and have it done by in the morning.
So I’m just not going to worry about it.
Oh, who am I kidding, I am totally going to worry about it.
I’m going to sit up and read until Mindy gets home from work. I hope she felt well enough to go to work. She wasn’t on here this morning. I hope she’s better.
HEEELLLOOOOO!!! Kaki? Cindy? Mindy? ANYBODY?
****** girl! Did you see what I said above?
Yes, dear?
Darling, I did. And I posted. Right after you announced the announcement.
Mindy, are you home yet?
Mindy, it looks like I missed you. Hopefully, I’ll talk to you tomorrow. Hope everything is ok with you!
Thanks so much for posting the rules, Dev, now I have until February 15th to procrastinate, er, think about it. That should make Valentine’s day interesting.
Come on, Cindy. Go look at the post, please.
Dev, good morning.
I look forward to reading the exploits of the miscreants who gather here.
Warm
Paul.
Cindy, Mindy emailed me. She is having trouble accessing Dev’s blite and some others. She said she had a connection for a short time and was able to read Scarlet’s story but then lost it again.
Good morning, Paul! Yes, this will be interesting indeed. And speaking of miscreants …
BREE! Don’t you have something to say to me, young lady? :waits:
On another topic, though, I hope you’re all right and get back in touch soon, Mindy.
Scarlett, I love your wit, creativity wisdom and naughty but adorable demeanor. You have a rare and extraordinary talent for writing and as I and others have said in the past, you should start your own blog to further share your intelligence, imagination and eloquence.
Michael, thank you so much. I am blushing. You are very kind, because what you and Season do is wonderful, too, and you know I enjoy visiting you very much. I have thought about the idea of a blog because it would be fun to have it as a creative outlet, but I know I would neglect it when I got busy. Much better to have the time to read and play with all of you guys, and Dev lets me run a bit tame here, which is sweet of him. Hugs!
You are welcome, Scarlett, and how lovely to see you blushing with your other set of cheeks.
You do whatever you feel is best for you, but just know most bloggers – me, Season, Hermione, Dev, et al… – hesitate taking that first step for various reasons including a fear of neglecting the blog when everyday life gets too busy. But just like all things in life there are ebbs and flows which take you away but always brings you back. Readers and friends understand that and are patient and supportive. But I still think it would be pretty cool if you were the proprietress of a place like “Scarlett’s House” or Scarlett’s World” or “Scarlett Thoughts” or “Scarlett Cheeks” or “Tomorrow is Another Day” or “Fiddle Dee Dee.”
Hi Michael huggsss
Right, Jay. I’ll bet it was gremlins what did it, huh, Jay? Gremlins did something naughty and you got blamed. It’s an old, old story, and a sad one.
Take heart, though. 
It will feel better after a bit. 
Yeah, right after I typed that I checked my email and she had emailed me. She said she was feeling better too.
She had a hard time getting on Yahoo as well. She thought it was something to do with her ISP.
Kaki, have you noticed her emails have a little tiny Tinkerbell in the bottom signing her name?
That girl is amazing with the computer stuff.
Ooh, I like the idea of being a proprietess! That sounds very close to princess, which is another word I like. Michael, I may just do it someday, if I knew you would come and visit me there.
But it’s so nice and comfy here. I may be like one of those adult children who never leaves home. If Dev finds cheetos squished into his sofa cushions and yogurt where his beer should be in the refrigerator, though, he may toss me out.
I had a lapse into my Dickens self. But I am back now.
Jay, we always knew you were much naughtier than you let on. Here, let me get you a pillow. Dev, don’t we have a pillow?
Hugs back to you, Jay. Been a long time. I hope all is well in Jay’s World. Your “It’s someone else’s fault” comment had me smiling and shaking my head.
Paul, some of us are such
that we any exploits we come up with may have to be imagined, these Americans are far, far naughtier than we are.
M’not allowed a pillow yet. He says he might not have finished yet.
Oh and six of the best = six strokes of the cane. not a strap or anything i like!
Scarlet, Jay is obviously practising for the competition.
Jay, you just have to make up the exploits, you don’t have to try them out in real life to see what the response is!
You’re allowed to blog in the middle of a spanking, Jay? Wow! I’m impressed!
M’not allowed. I was ordered to! Since it were here that the deed were commited then he thought you should all know first hand!
Mrs. Sowerberry! LOL You kill me, Scarlett, lapsing into your Dickens self and referencing ‘Oliver Twist’ and the character Mrs. Sowerberry. But Mrs. Sowerberry was mean and spiteful and you are nothing like that at all, Scarlett. The complete opposite actually, as you are a sweet, kind and generous person. But since you have lapsed into Dickens and it was his 200th birthday two days ago I think it fitting you take his 200 bday whacks. I am sure Dev will be happy to oblige.
Also, Scarlett, this is further proof you should hang out your blog shingle. And I would visit each and every day, just as I know all your friends would plus many new comers.
Shhh, don’t tell anybody I said this, but you already are a princess. A brilliant, beautiful princess who shines light in all our lives. But please remember, Princess Scarlett, princesses can also receive red bums and suffer paddle rash.
I suppose it was for the naughty words you used a couple days ago? I never know why they call it six of the best, best for who??
Would you like a bag of frozen peas, Jay?
Yes, she showed us how to do that once I can’t remember why I don’t use it, I think I had trouble or it was a lot of work.
Thank you, Jay, and you too, Worzel, if you happen to be reading this. Justice is a dish best served piping hot.
“… for WHOM …” Kaki.
Oh, and I remember now your saying you weren’t looking forward to his visit, Jay, and here it is Thursday.
Oh, and thank you, professor.
I feel bad for you, Jay, but you really did bring it on yourself. We TOLD you not to use that kind of language, didn’t we? And you did it anyway.
So there ya go.
We told ya it would happen.
Have some peas!
Does that signify a nuclear explosion?
You don’t really say “whom” when you are talking out loud to other people, do you?
Michael, a girl could fall crazy head over heels in love with you. Tell Season I said she’s a lucky girl.
I knew we had some peas around somewhere! I just didn’t realize they were in shamrock shaped packages.
Jay, do you SHOW this stuff to Worzel? Whoever said confession is good for the soul has never been spanked. Or caned.
They’re green and I’m pretty sure they taste the same, Scarlet.
So, did you sleep well after spinning out those fabulous chapters?
Well good. I’m happy for you. The rest of us were wide awake.
So, how was everyone elses day?
Worzel gets a preview of the preformance….dress rehersal or something.
He did say he would read back over the comments later tonight so I prolly shouldnt say that I asked for the cane…..cos that would just make people think that he’s not very Toppy…if his subbie has to ask for stuff. Or that I switched positions on the bed so he could get even lines on both sides of my butt!
I am with you Scarlet, no need to offer any information that may cause harm to my bum.
Jay, I don’t blame you, there is nothing worse than uneven cane stripes.
I do realize that’s a skill. Apparently. Even stripes, I mean.
My skill would be hiding under the bed if I saw a cane.
I know you went off to read something else after I said good night, so that must have been what kept you up. We left Cynthia in bed, didn’t we? What could keep you awake in that?
You know darn well where “we left Cynthia”, ya smarty pants.
And the only thing I read was an old Calvin & Hobbs book.
Yeah, thats what kept me awake, I’m sure.
No, just perfectly natural and very dangerous lightning.
I can’t get my mind around it. I know that part of it is my complete lack of experience with that. But I’ve read everything I can get my hands on about it and I can’t figure out why someone would welcome the experience.
There just seems to be something so impersonal about a cane. Even more than a belt. I know that some Tops take great pride in the skill they can achieve with a cane. The ability to strike but not destroy? The ability to mark but not damage?
Is the appeal to the Bottom, in this situation, the level of submission that you reach? And is that also one of the things that make it a positive experience for the Top? That his or her partner is willing to submit to it?
This may not be the right place for these kinds of rambling questions.
And this is not a judgement. Absolutely no judgement. The fact that I can peek through my fingers at it, tells me I have some level of fascination. Both with the event and the impetus behind it.
There are so many levels to all of this. I wish I had taken more social anthropology classes in college.
If that ‘you’ was directed at me, then yes, Cindy.
Good to know! Thanks.
And you’re quite welcome, Kaki.
Ok, the question that we all have on the tip of our tongues, are we going to just leave Cynthia there on the bed with Sully taking off his belt? Scarlet? Dev?
I swear I am going to use the waiting emoticon. My fingers are ready to click on the mouse
ready
set
Hah, fooled ya!
Cindy – yes.
I spoil you girls so I suppose whatever happens is my own fault.
(“What are you waiting for?” he asked. And she felt his hands on her waist, her hips, felt him turning her onto her stomach. She heard, she felt, his belt slide through its loops. “I’ll teach you,” he said, “to doubt me. I’ll teach you to wonder what is next.”)
“You will not thrash me again, will you?”
“Why should I not? You refuse to obey my orders.”
“But I, I cannot!”
“You can because you must, and you will. Does your bum hurt terribly from your last thrashing?”
He put his hand on her rear and squeezed gently. Cynthia longed to shriek with pain, only she knew that would be a lie because the hurt he inflicted upon her only minutes before had faded quickly to a soft, warm, and somehow not unpleasant ache. And for some reason she could not readily fathom, she very much wanted not to lie to the man, awful as he was, and horridly as he treated her.
“A little, but, but little or much, it would be horribly unjust to punish me more!”
“When you disobey, punishment always is just.”
“Only you have no right!”
He swung the belt in a quick, sharp stroke, and Cynthia gasped at the leathery sting.
“Mine is the right of conquest, and thrash you I shall, anytime you defy me.”
“But I, I, here! I will, I will do as you say!”
Frantically she fumbled at the final buttons, yanking the unfastened corset off and dropping it to the deck, then hurriedly pulling the tail of her chemise down to cover that which he could not see at any rate since she lay face down. The belt cracked once more against her undraped behind, and Cynthia yelped, turning her head to glare at him, but he merely shook his head.
“Do not pretend you don’t know what I expect, miss. Go on.”
Just couldn’t leave it, could you.
If we can’t use the finger drummy thing, I wish we could have a foot tapping one.
Well, Cindy, I think it’s better to ask these kind of questions here, rather than a baseball blog, or one on home decorating, for instance.
I’m not sure the answer is to be found in social anthropology courses either, as enticing as it seems to have life summed up very tidily inside textbooks.
My serious answer is that each human being is so finely tuned, so intricately wired, that I don’t think even in this world will you find that one size fits all. I do believe that many women are hard-wired to respond to assertive, masculine men who can protect and provide for them. We do just fine out there in the world on our own, but somewhere deep in our bloodstream there is a primitive need for the strength of the “other.” (I understand there are exceptions to this generalization–I’m speaking for myself, naturally, but I think many women share this with me). In turn, I think that men in our culture have been somewhat emasculated and so when they are given respect that they would have taken for granted in generations gone by, it awakens in them a more abiding connection with their masculine nature, as opposed to a gender-neutral nature that is somewhat more common today.
The next step in that process, the idea that a man can be the authority in a woman’s life, and has her consent to punish her, is just one step further into a more individually defined sexuality. From there, it just keeps getting more and more complicated, I believe.
If you could figure it out, would you want to? I do find in myself that coming to an intellectual realization of what it is I engage in does not make me understand it any better. In fact, it only confuses me more. But my body wants what it wants, and responds where it will. There’s nothing I can do to talk myself into or out of it. And whispering in the dark to Roman what I needed from him created an avalanche of honesty between us that continues to surprise and amaze me.
The caning thing seems to be more fascinating to the English, perhaps because of the place it has held in their culture. We pioneer folks seem more drawn to the woodshed and the cowboy version of things.
As in most of life, it’s best maybe not to overthink it. The fact that you’re here says, at the very least, that the subject fascinates you. Maybe that’s enough for now.
Oh, nicely done! Lovely lovely lovely, Dev. I knew you could write this just perfectly.
Keep going. (finger drummy thing)
Very well said, Scarlet. Thank you.
Oh, you do love living on the edge, don’t you, Scarlet? In any case, it’s your turn. Go on. I primed the pump, and this needs some internal Cynthia dialog. Just a paragraph or two and I’ll take the ball back.
You are so good and it’s really, really not at all fair.
But someone has to have the answers written down somewhere,Scarlet. I just have to suss it out.
And I have to figure it out, to make sense of it. It can’t be just all jumbled inside of me, it has to be orderly and neat so I can pluck out what I need.
Not overthink?? How does one do that?!
Whispers in the Dark. What a perfect book title.
Thanks, Katie Scarlet.
Thanks.
It is all written down somewhere, Cindy. Just not all in one place. Which is why blogs like this one are so delicious.
Cindy, I have given up trying to figure it out. For a very long time, I thought I was bad, abnormal and sick, and I suppressed my affinity for TTWD. When I finally stopped condemning myself and accepted that I’m wired this way, I felt much happier.
If you want to read about the physiological aspects of TTWD, check this out.
That’s why we love reading him.
In times like this I ponder Pooh “Think, think, think!”
We can invent one. “t” this looks like a person tapping his/her foot.
Don’t overthink it you’ll get a headache.
Yea! Mindy is back!
That was a good article, thanks for sharing.
Cindy, I think it just takes time and the right person. Take your time, you already know some of what you don’t want,that is a beginning. Start slow, not with a cane.
And there isn’t one answer, many of us have this need to be spanked but our likes and dislikes are all different. For example we all need to eat but we like different foods. I don’t like seafood, eating something that looks like a bug after a nuclear explosion makes me gag, but Scarlet may love lobsters. I hope I didn’t confuse you.
He looks kinda like the finger drumming guy.
Do you need more frozen peas
and pillows :coulds: ?
ttt
Oh, Dev.
Sorry, I got a bit frustrated. 
I thought since it was an altercation of another word and a mild IMPrecation that it was ok to use. I am scratching it off my list. 
Beautifully put as ever, Scarlet. I tend to over think as well, and would dearly like to have a neat reason for all my impulses, but I suspect these desires come from a very complicated mixture of things, and I’ll never fully understand them, but it is reassuring to know that you are not alone.
Thanks for continuing the story, Scarlet and Dev.
Yup, we’re not alone. We’re all peas in a pod.
I think my reason for TTWD is that I find it incredibly sexy.
I also know that something inside me needs it, needs to be hurt a little so that I can be comforted afterwards.
Needs to know that I can curl up on Tony’s lap and feel safe and loved.
It just feels right.
Not that I look to get into trouble, you understand. I just like getting into minor trouble and then being spanked for it. It gives me renewed energy. If it’s with a special someone, aftercare follows and is heightened. The whole process makes me tingle. It makes me feel a zillion times better.
I suppose I could find this feeling in a more conventional way, but so far I have found this is the most fun and it produces the most endorphins for me. I honestly think it keeps me feeling younger, but then, that is just me.
Yay! Mindy fixed the antipodes internets! Good on ya, Mindy!
Thanks for that site. It was fascinating! And thanks for your thoughts on the subject, that helps more than you know.
Cindy, the others have explained it very well. At the end of the day, all you really need to say to yourself is “do I want to do it all alone?”. Some women do, and I applaud them, others, just as strong as them, find a need for a strong, protective man, who will hold them to account.
Unlike Scarlet, BBH brought it to me, but the benefits are the same (ok, I had had Toppy boyfriends before). I feel feminine, I feel free, I can tackle mountains in the certainty that if I falter someone is there to help.
It doesn’t stop me being strong, asserting myself when I need to, but the knowledge that someone is looking out for me, looking over me, is everything.
Poor, poor Cynthia, that is so unfair, if I’d had more time I’d have some how avoided this!
Mindy, that reminds me that we are all like a batch of chemical soup, aren’t we? A dash of this, a teaspoon of that, and voila! A human being!
dd, I agree with what you said, too! Especially the feeling feminine part. I feel more deeply invested in my feminine self, much more open to expressing that part of me, less likely to worry about looking weak or incapable or not as good as. Just free.
Essentially, yes, we are made of chemical soup!
Scarlet, most of it is wonderful, we communicate throughout the day, we go to parties and dance together, if there aren’t enough seats, I sit on his lap, the intimacy and trust is intrinsic. Wouldn’t live without it now!
Cindy, don’t get too scared by all the implements mentioned. Every Top has their favourite and every bottom their nemesis! The cane is horrid (but I suspect Kaki’s blind rods can do as much damage), anything wooden can be equally bad (BBH generally avoids them as I am a swimmer and won’t swim with obvious bruises), leather paddles, straps and belt can all seem equally scary. The whole point is consent, although we may complain, wriggle, and squiggle to get out of a spanking, ultimately we have all agreed to have it happen.
Why? Because we do! I could write a treatise, but it’s close to bedtime (another treatise on rules, I suspect), but in submitting you become whole.
I sent a comment but it disappeared. I’ll try again.
Everybody desires This Thing for different reasons and everybody gains a different benefit. I guess that’s as it should be.
It doesn’t make us weak, maybe the opposite. It appears that Bottoms have an awful lot of power.
I don’t know if I could live it 24/7. Don’t you have to be constantly on your guard?
It suddenly occured to me that maybe my previous comment didn’t disappear, maybe it got removed?
If there was anything in it that offended anyone, I am so sorry, it was not meant to be offensive. Sometimes when you are thinking outloud, you say things that you wouldn’t ordinarily say, so, sorry if that was the case.
I don’t think i used any bad language, but that’s always a possibility too.
Frankly, dd, it all seems scary.
Have a nice night. Happy dreams, yeah?
You’re right in saying that the submissive has a lot of power. After all, it is consensual. Both parties have to give consent. Both hold the power and both have their responsibilities. In a loving relationship, you’ll want to please your partner. It’s different from being constantly on your guard. It’s more being constantly in love, in tune, in harmony.
Don’t worry, Cindy. It’s probably in the spam folder. Dev will release it when he gets back from work.
And here’s something else. The link Mindy posted solidified this thought. I think the initial draw for me is the threat of punishment. It’s almost like a game, how close to the edge can I go without being able to talk my way back.
I guess that would most likely depend on the Top. I’ve always been pretty confident that I can win.
Cindy, you may meet your match one day.
That made me laugh, Cindy! This is 24/7 with someone who loves you, remember. Intimate. Sweet. Fun. It’s not like you’re hiding behind the curtains and then dashing behind the sofa, trying to hide.
Although when I visualize you in the midst of ttwd I kind of think that might be exactly how it would be.
Mindy, I hope you’re right. Cindy, that’s the only way I can see you doing this, and believe me, you aren’t the only one who makes it a game of walking on the edge. It’s not like if you get caught you get your hand chopped off for stealing an apple from the market in 1622.
Yes! Fighting to get there and fighting to get away all at the same time.
Feh, I imagine you are all the same.
And my name would be 24601, right?
You know, the other part of it is that incredibly addictive thing called ATTENTION. He’s paying attention. What some people call maintenance spankings Dev calls Daily Attentive Spankings, which always told me that Dev knows a lot about girls like us. The thing is he’s watching, he’s got his eye on you, can you make him laugh and let you get away with things? How far can you push, and if he does finally spank you, well, sometimes that leads to other things too, which is more attention.
It doesn’t have to be serious. Roman and I laugh a lot.
In 1622 I would think your name would be Mary or Jane. Or are you in a futuristic prison camp in 1622?
Yup. pleanty of laughs. I may have been whineing on the blite today…but we were both laughing about it too.
And when I threw the toy bag today…had a proper tantrum thingy…we both laughed about it.
An when he broke a ruler and a cane on my butt ….on the same day, we was both laughing.
The day that we stop laughing about it…or stop enjoying it, is the day we go vanilla.
Scarlet, I think she’s referring to Jean Valjean.
Jean Valjean
Do you have an iron butt, Jay? He broke both a ruler and a cane!
Ha! We both posted at the same time.
I would like to have seen you throw the toys, Jay.
I really don’t know how he managed it, one minute he was spanking me with the 18″ plastic ruler…the next minute it was a 14″ plastic ruler.
Then he was going at me with the cane….then then end snapped.
I suppose he had to laugh, we were at a summer party and there was like 80 people there.
Oh don’t think I don’t know that, Scarlet. The acting out I used to do all stemmed from that. I craved attention.
Thank god I’m over it.
Hahhah.
Hugh Jackman, Mindy. I can’t wait.
It’s not a big deal. I didn’t say anything profound or anything. I forgot about Dev going to work, I was afraid I had said something he had to pull.
Ten more months, I think.
Give him a flexi ruler; it doesn’t break so easily.
Scarlet, are you continuing the pirate story. We need to know what Cynthia does next. Dev said he’ll pick it up again when you’ve written your part.
It was funny….an then I tried the “but it was an accident, I didnt mean to” When we both know i was just being a brat.
I had to leave quickly before. I would like to add that sometimes I need a spanking just to relieve the tensions and stress in my life and isn’t always because I am in trouble.
Gosh, though, the best is always doing it with someone who is in love with you and vice versa. It is the most pleasingly, powerful feeling I have ever had. The connection between each other is overwhelming. I swear I am in heaven when this euphoric happiness rushes through me. I swear I am touching his soul and feeling the energy from it. And yes, one is more cognizant of the feminine/male mystique, which is a reassurance that I need. Sometimes everyday life blurs those distinctions and we need to reconnect.
Hmmm….I wonder what ones aura looks like when this all occurs.
24/7? I wish, but everyday life doesn’t afford that luxury sadly.
I would imagine your aura as a deep rosy pink.
They’re making Les Mis into a movie and Hugh Jackman is playing Jean Valjean?
Yes! Hopefully, it will be released in December 2012. Read this interview.
That is not what I meant, Cindy.
m.
Attention? I am actually shy and don’t say much in person. (No, laughing! ttt) It is this darn keyboard with all it’s pretty letters and symbols that actually get me in trouble all the time. I would just rather cuddle, hug and kiss half the time with men. But that isn’t usually the thing you do when you first meet is it?
Sorry, I am always way behind in the conversation.
You know what, I think I am going to be quiet now.
Dev, can you delete my comments? Ummmm….never mind that will cause more problems.
I like Hugh Jackman. He seems really nice. I’ve always loved him in films. I have never seen his live performances, though.
Neither did I, bree. I think that’s the natural color of your aura. I just see it.
He can see him singing on youtube. go look. He played Curly in Oklahoma.
I have a new laptop and I find it extremely difficult to manage capital letters. I don’t know why.
And I meant, of course, that YOU can see him on youtube. Although I imagine that he can see him too.
I’m going to shut up and be quiet now. I’ve talked enough.
Grrrrrrrrrr. My computer always misbehaves on Perez Hilton’s website. Makes me so mad.
Your computer needs a spanking.
Did you manage to read the article? If not, I can copy the text and email it to you.
Yeah, I did get to read it. then i wanted to read another article and it locked up on me.
Who is playing javert?
Russell Crowe
Squeeeeeeeee! He can sing too!I think we should all go together to see this when it comes out.
I honestly don’t thing Russell Crowe can sing. I think he will have to have someone else sing for him. I heard he was not a nice person.
Or like this>>>>>>>>>>
:piggy:
That’s ok, Javert isn’t a nice person either. And he can sing, he used to have a band.
I got sidetracked on Youtube watching those 2 little Brit girls singing on the Ellen Show. They are so cute!
Gosh, he’s saying that the singing is going to be filmed live? That’s unusual.
I guess they’ll do recordings of the songs off stage too. Too much background noise if they rely totally on the live singing.
I guess we never found out what Cynthia was going to do?
You need to think before you write, Bree, but you’re forgiven, and thank you.
See, I would be in big trouble here.
I do not know what he expects! Go on what?! 
Can’t she just do what she wants? Sheesh!I would ask for a spot of tea at this point. 
Wow! How did we leapfrog into Les Miserables? Never mind. I skimmed the comments but that’s all I can manage at the moment. I think it’s supper and then bed tonight. Glad to see everything is as normal as it gets around here.
Cythia needs a rest. Where you been! What did you cook for supper?
We can leapfrog into just about anything.
Night, Dev. Have a good one.
We went out for dinner, I had bacon,eggs and pancakes. mmmm Had to take my daughter swimming.
I never saw Les Mis.
You know, I would try to pick up this story, but I know you all want Dev and Scarlet to do it. So good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.
I just bought the musical version of Les Mis on DVD. Will watch it soon.
I love breakfast for dinner. Oooo. Pantycakes! I’ve got some in the freezer. thanks for the hint, kaki ann!
Is Mrs Calabash your grandmother, bree?
Goodnight, Bree.
They never had a road show anywhere around where you live, kaki? It is so good! I know the whole score.
I always sing at the theatre. People seem to really enjoy sitting by me.
I have the 25th (?) PBS anniversary show. Is that the one you got? Who is Valjean in your version?
Give it a go, Bree! Please.
I think I have the 10th Anniversary edition with Colm Wilkinson.
Mine is the 25h anniversary version too.
I’ll bet they do.
Charley doesn’t like to go plays, especially musicals and my friend says she would like to go but then never does. We are going to see Beauty and the Beast in June. I love the music to that movie.
I enjoyed the couple plays that I’ve seen.
I took a boy to a regional production of Phantom of the Opera. 5 minutes in, he leans over and says, “are they gonna sing all the way through this?”
I knew it was gonna be a long night for him.
Use your banana slicer and have banans on you pancakes and a cup of hot chocolate. (no pop!)
Mindy, Colm Wilkinson is going to have a role in the movie! He’s playing the bishop.
You’ll love Beauty & the Beast. I like the music from that too.
No pop? but, but..
ok, no pop.
I am getting tired. I was up till 4 last night.
Goodnight, everyone. I need to go out to replenish the fridge. (I think I need the bed more than anything at the moment.)
I tried to put Les Mis on once and Charley asked how long was I going to watch it. At lease he could leave, I turned it off.
Night, Mindy! Feel better!
Sigh, what a pity. I love the Phantom and Love Never Dies. I have both DVDs.
Some boys like musicals. I guess not the ones we know.
That’s ok. That’s what girlfriends are for.
Musical Theatre!
Goodnight Mindy, well night for me anyway. I am going to bed, I’ve been sleepy for the past hour.
Goodnight, all. Cindy, don’t forget to let the dogs in.
Did you ever see Miss Saigon, mindy? It was good too. I never got to see Evita, but I have the soundtrack. I love Mandy Patinkin. He went to my college.
Oh, good suggestion on the banananananas btw. They’re good with butter and syrup.
Who knew?
He didn’t mind when I rented the DVD of Mama Mia or most musicals. He even sits through Mary Poppins, Lord knows the kids watched it a hundred times when they were small, not to mention all the Disney movies.
They’re in, kaki. They haven’t been going far. I’m going to finish my pantcakes and I’m heading up. It’s raining here.
Night, sleep good.
Well, I certainly can clear out a room in a hurry.
I hate to admit it but I call them pantycakes too.
I am signing off now, g’night
Have you guys ever heard of a poster who calls him/herself The Hawk with a yahoo email address?
Does it ring any bells at all?
Night
Not me.
Devlin? You up yet? You doing ok? There’s not been a peep out of you since you got home from work last night.
Not being nosy, sir, just checking.
Go jump on his bed Cindy, he likes to be woken by a happy brat. Here, you can borrow my claxon.
Nobody is jumping on anybody’s bed, Jay!
But I am getting anxious.
I’m okay, Cindy, just tired last night and went to bed. All’s well, and thanks for asking.
Jay :waits:
Good!
And give him heck. He is really ornery. That stropping he got yesterday did no good whatsoever!
Ok, I’ve got some work to get done.
Laters!
Jay, I had to google claxon. I don’t know what I would do without the internet.
…maybe just a squeak or three.
Did I miss something? What are you talking about, Cindy?
Uh oh.
Yes Professor?
We don’t jump on the bed, Jay, especially if I am asleep in it, and we do NOT bring the claxon into the house. If I have neglected to mention these items lately, this is a reminder.
And I have to think Cindy was replying to someone on another thread at an entirely different blog, because I have no idea either.
Not even on Christmas!? And beds were made for jumping on! S’why they have all them springs in em. Unless its a water bed…that could get messy.
An I wasnt going to bring the claxon in the house…I offered it to Cindy so she would bring it….or kaki, she looked like she was considering it.
Ok, I guess I just assume you people can read my mind? What? You really can’t?
I was replying to Dev when I said “Good, I am glad that you are fine. And you should give Jay heck for wanting to jump on the bed and that apparently the caning he took yesterday had no affect on his behaviour.”
There. See?
Oh,
Worzel, 
Jay is looking for you 
, she is being a bit naughty again. 
But Jay is a her, right?
*Checks* Ummm yup, definetly all girly here.
I thought she was talking about Dev being ornery, now it sounds like she’s saying Dev took a caning but it didn’t do him any good.
How many boys do you know called Jay-Naomi? I pity them if you do know any by that name.
Twould be like naming him Sue or Marion.
(whimper) yes, I meant jay and of course, jay is a her. I’m going back to bed now.
Dev, I finished Small Gods last night. It may have been funnier than Snuff. I love Pratchett. I’d love to sit down and have a beer with him.
Cindy, I hope you are feeling better after your small breakdown. A nice nap is definitely indicated.
Jay, thank you for being a good sport about it. And did you know that John Wayne’s real first name was Marion? And of course Johnny Cash recorded a famous song about a boy named Sue. These are exceptional cases, of course, and your point is well taken.
Oh, and Cindy, I thought Small Gods was much funnier too.
Huh, really!? Well who’d of thunk that those two randomly picked names had those particular stories behind them!?
Please excuse me while i go rattle my loose change and belch
Well, that last remark was certainly random. Unless it’s a famous English catch phrase with which I’m unfamiliar. Either way it’s, uh, interesting.
Do you need an explanation Professor?
Well if Dev doesn’t need one, I would like to hear it, Miss Jay.
Sorry, didn’t mean to scare anyone.
I think she is saying that it’s what we think men do, right, Jay? When they stand in the alley and drink beer.
And can I just call you Naomi? It’s a nice name and I know 2 Jay’s and they are both boys and I get confused so easily nowadays.
ok?
Where do you think they come up with these monsters, bree?
Sure, so long as you don’t mind when I don’t answer. I only get called Jay-Naomi when I am in trouble………..an if Tony can remember my middle name, and actually he uses my real name…..or Miss walker….an now i’m rambling.
But yes you were right about the ‘what we think men do when their hands are in their trouser pockets an they are standing in alleyways drinking beer’.
Cindy, pop over to Jay’s blog and look for a video of her there. You won’t get confused then.
Did you all know that our Pirate story got Chrossed? Yay!
And DJ gave Dev the Blog of the Week award!
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
OK.
Congratualtions!
I’d ask for sherry on the terrace but it’s freaking freezing here! I guess it’s probably not freezing at Devland, though.
Terrace on the sherry, all round!
Yea!!!
OK, I’m calm now.
I swear I’m having a stroke.
Or maybe it’s Tourette’s.
Devland.
Are you sure that is change they are playing with.
Gosh, I thought the same thing as Dev. I wonder what that means.
Is there a patio heater on the terrace, else I’m not venturing out?! It’s freezing over here, far too cold for any spanking, even with the heating on! I’m sure that’s why Jay was so sore.
Cindy, I was deeply confused too but think I have it cleared up now. Professor Higgins was spanked by Cosette and in the finale everything ends up well.
It never snows in Devland, so he says.
You and that patio heater, dd! You brought it to the picket line last week and now you want to bring it to the sherry on the TERRACE party? You guys must really be in the deep freeze. We’ve been super spoiled this winter. Although it’s cold now. Kaki, it’s probably headed your way so get your long johns back out.
Have any of you sent your entry to Dev yet? I need ideas. I can’t think of anything devious.
I think the sky is always blue. And the humidity is always perfect.
I have seen Jay’s blog before. Those videos are scary, Jay. Well at least to me. Canes have an infinity to do that to me!
I noticed Chross had to put long in there. Perhaps it should have been neverending instead.
Professor Higgins was spanked by Cosette? Ok. I have to look that up. You are not talking about the “My Fair Lady” Professor Higgins.
I have already done mine and sent mine in.
I sent mine yesterday.
I think she’s referring to Les Mis.
Oh dear. I haven’t even typed a single word. HELP!
Cindy, dd has a portable heater in her yard for when she has a cigarette so you don’t think she would go out for a sherry without it.
I see it is going to be in the low thirties over the weekend. Brrr
Mindy, that is because you and I are so good
we can’t think of anything naughty, not like “some” girls. 
Bree, it was an amalgamation which could have happened.
Cindy, I HATE being cold, I have zero affinity to snow! If the rest of the family want to go skiing, I ask where the nearest spa is. My patio heater was bought so that BBH could continue the strange North American habit of cooking outside even when the temperatures are suggesting it is a completely ridiculous idea.
Eek, you are all so advanced on the competition, mine is almost bound to be the one sent in the early hours of the 15th, thank goodness for the time difference.
Speaking of which, sheesh, I have to be gone again! Hugs everyone
Take heart, dd. At the rate I’m going, I may be the last to send an entry in. Goodnight.
I have to agree with dd, I don’t use the grill when it is really cold out. Occasionally a steak but only if it over 40 degrees. I see right now it is 27 in London and a balmy 42 where I live.
dd, I probably will be right behind you, I got nothin right now.
Who’d thunk I couldn’t come up with something. 
It’s getting down to 8 here tonight. I better get out the blow torch.
And she combined it with My Fair Lady.
Mindy, I already have a date to see Les Mis in December. My friend and I are driving to the city to see it in a real theatre instead of our local cracker box theatre.
Jeez, you have a whole week. What are you worrying about? How long does it take to type 200 words. Counting them is going to be the PAIN>
Eh, you guys worry too much. You’ll come up with something. You’ve got loads of time.
Only four more days. Typing is easy and so is counting (MS Word can count it for you) but thinking of what to write is a real problem. My mind is a blank. Hmm, may have to resort to Google!
I’ve never handed in work late. This may be the exception.
Ok, have to go now. Folks wanting lunch. Catch you all later if you’re still here.
Goodnight, everyone!
Have a nice lunch, Mindy.
Cindy, you must have some naughty ideas since you don’t seem concerned.
If I didn’t know better, I would think some people around here want to see some Tops spanked!
Mindy, I could give an idea to you, but I don’t think we are suppose to help each other. Didn’t Scarlet’s example help you at all?
Just because Jay and I got our entries in quicker doesn’t mean we are naughtier than the rest of you. It just means we do not want to be spanked for procrasination. Besides, the weekend is out for me as I am going to be very busy. Ahem, and I predict Monday and Tuesday I will be hard pressed to sit down at the computer to type anything. That leaves the 15th which is the deadline. My imagination comes and goes. I am not like Scarlet and Dev where I can just spout off beautiful prose at a moments notice. I take the inspiration as it comes to me.
Goodnight, dd. Warm dreams and hugs.
Awww! Drats! Night, Mindy.
I did mine early for the gold star. Cripes, I’ve become a teachers pet.
Was your story about why you are going to be, ahem, busy this weekend?
You forget, kaki. A big ole Greyhound bus could come hurtling down the highway in my direction.
I don’t have a clue what I’m going to write about.
Besides, I don’t think this is necessarily homework, right? I mean, he’s not making us come up with something, is he?
Is he? Is this mandatory? What if I can’t come up with anything? I was counting on just not doing it if it got too hard.
I guess I better find out for sure, huh?
It’s only lunchtime there. You’ll be back way before it’s time for us to go to bed!
No. First of all that doesn’t make sense, Kaki. How can I write about something that hasn’t happened yet? Second, if I did do that, that would mean I was plotting to control the scene, which we know is not a good idea! You know Topping from the bottom and all. Third, that would take the surprise and anticipation out of it. Fourth, why do you think I am getting spanked this weekend? It could just be romantic vanilla things I am doing. :P
I can usually sit down after a vanilla date.
Just sayin.
Ok, that one showed up.
My posts are disappearing. Is anyone else noticing this trend?
You have? I doubt it, Jay. Yikes! I don’t want a gold star. They are used for target practice I heard.
Maybe the Cindy filter is still on?
I’ll type it again, because I won’t be ignored, by god.
I said I wasn’t worried about the deadline because a Greyhound bus could come hurtling down the county road before then.
I don’t have a clue what I’m going to write about, I just figured it wasn’t mandatory, if it’s too hard I just won’t do it.
It’s not mandatory, is it? He “invited” us to write a story, it’s not like it’s homework, right?
OMG, it’s not HOMEWORK, is it?
Alex, I’ll take any other topic for $200.
Ugh! Must you all read into everything I write. I meant it is hard for me to find the time to get to my computer and stay there for a long period of time during the week days. I get interrupted too much to concentrate on writing during the day. Gosh!
Bree, I said WHY you are going to be busy, meaning that you already did something and know you are going to have to pay up this weekend for it AND you can use the story of what you did for the competition. Or, on the slim chance that this is not a discipline spanking you are getting then
. 
and, no then I don’t want to hear it. 
Besides, I find that I am feeling more aches and pains now even from just vanilla dates. I am getting too old for this.
There’s some kind of filter! I lost another one and I ain’t typing it again.
:coulds:
What happened to the nuclear explosion thingie! Jay! Are you moving the DANG smilies around??
Teacher’s pet, hah. You have to be good at diagramming sentences and making conjugal verbs and stuff.
Cindy, are you trying to post a link? Sometimes they get hung up.
No! I’m trying to tell you why I ain’t nervous about the deadline. I bet if I type a FORBIDDEN word the post would come through loud and clear!
Let’s try it, shall weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
I usually never tell the real story, Kaki. That is too personal. Honestly. I am a big fake. I have never gotten spanked in my life.
d**n
Well, that kind of backfired
Bree, uh huh, sure, that is what you meant when you said you wouldn’t be able to sit.
Sorry, Dev! I was just testing a theory! That wasn’t really aimed at anybody or anything.
So it probably shouldn’t count, right?
Oh God! I am good at that. I am doomed!
Kaki, why didn’t you STOP me?
Yep, you are right, that one printed.
You type too fast!!
I swear he has an alarm button on his wrist watch or something that dings when I screw up.
He should come roaring into the house in
5..4..3..2..
You know I am having a problem replying to this. Is anyone else?
*Ding* Popcorns ready!
You know what I am having a problem posting a reply to that bad word Cindy posted. Can anyone else reply to it?
Ohhhhhhh dear oh dear…….
HIT THE DECK!!! 
Oooooo Popcorn. I got chocolate too! Want some Jay?
I can’t respond to anything. What happened?
Cindy, something else will be warm beside your chocolate.
Sure, i’ll participate in your last meal.
Jay, can you see if Worzel is busy, I think Cindy may be needing his services.
Oh. I think it was because of what Cindy said. I am ok now.
{no, kaki! he carries a stick!}
Sorry. I was really having a problem posting comments.
Worzel caries many sticks, but he dosent whack girls with them willy nilly.
I am glad I am not willy or nilly then.
What a whimsical competition. I suspect the Americans will win, being as Americans are by far the best at everything including writing and, in the case of the ladies, being naughty.
Glad I am not willy or nilly.
Have I said how glad I am that I am not willy or nilly?
I think all my comments are going into spamcity. *SIGH*
Oii! Us Brits stand as much chance as them yanks. After all, wasnt Columbus a Brit!
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
After all, without the constant need to defend ourselves from libel suits – and armed with the rights of Free Speech and Freedom of Expression – we Americans are free to commit such High Art as “Jersey Shore”.
And that’s when we’re not even trying.
Hi Pygmalion.
He wasnt? Nuts, I knew it was a bad idea to get kicked out of history.
I am glad I am not willy or nilly then.
I have returned, indeed. One of the servants tripped over the Internet – which I kept in a Ming dynasty vase arranged tastefully amidst flowers on an unobtrusive end table – and events must needed that I replace the vase. Tang dynasty, this time. Perhaps it will be more stable.
Announcement:
I remember reading something somewhere awhile ago, that people were not too keen on writing reviews for books that involved spanking themes or erotica they have read because of privacy reasons. Especially, when it involved Amazon. I would just like to offer that I will post those reviews, if people want to write them, send them to me and tell me how many stars they want to give the book. I don’t care if they are pinged back to me. I have no issues to worry about this one particular thing.
I hope you didn’t spank the servant for it. It clearly must have been an accident.
They may not be reviewing them, but they sure are buying the heck out of them. And that’s a pretty amazing offer, bree!
are you chilly? He was the cute one.
I was going to shew mercy unto her, but noblesse oblige. One must be feared and loved, or appearance won’t keep. The butler dispensed a firm and fair punishment unto her, on my orders. She was allowed to grip the spanking lattice tight, and the strokes were moderated by a private word in the butler’s ear.
You’ll be pleased, I’m sure, to hear she did not cry out, and she’ll feel much better after her half-afternoon of rest, then she can attend to her lady at dinner.
I totally read that as “conjugal visit verbs”.
No more porn for me.
I said conjugal not conjugate.
That leaves more porn for me. 
hehehehehhehehe
Bree said she was good at it
, I wonder how many verbs there are to describe it? 
Pygmalion, you are so kind.
What a guy!
Bree, my mind is very happy in the gutter. (and has lots of friends, just ask Cindy
)
Alas, that prior statement of mine was but a false hope. I have many of them that pass through these lips of mine that seem so foreign, as if someone else is breathing them out. I am prone to them quiet often.
(nods)
She really does like it there, bree. I’ve given up.
You’re good at conjugal?
Good for you! It’s great to have a marketable skill, innit?
Sorry, I will put it back then. I am afraid you will not find mine there very often.
*SIGH* I am not like that.
Good try, though.
I have posted reviews for books related to spanking on Amazon. I don’t think any of my vanilla friends will know though.
Sorry, Bree, I really only said that to see if Dev really does read the comments or just looks for forbidden smileys and words. I know your mind isn’t in the gutter. I think it’s from living in a bubble in my younger years.
Hi Mindy
Bree, haven’t you heard that telling fibs get you spanked?
Hi, Mindy, glad you got to come back, but I think now, I’m going to have to take off.
You have a nice afternoon and evening and you other girls have a nice night. You too, Pythagorus.
Night!
Hi, Kaki! Have you all been keeping Dev busy? He seems to be missing.
Pythagorus?
Night, Cindy. Sweet dreams.
I have a theory about him.
He must be working late or took the day off getting tipsy in Biloxi.
I’d wield a triangular paddle, but there’d be safety concerns to overcome.
Kaki
Hey, I figured out what Jay meant by that seemingly random remark – she was referring to the fact that Cindy called her a him, so she might as well do guy stuff, like rattle change and belch.
Yeah, I know it’s late, and yes, I just got home.
Like he gives only theoretical spankings?
Are you sure, Dev? I mean I thought what Jay and Kaki said made more sense.
You’re a right quick one ain’t ya gov’nor?
He just appeared, Kaki. Look down.
Mindy, can you please use the words, od and xi in a sentence for me?
Anyway, xi refers to the 14th letter of the Greek alphabet while od is overdose.
Uh huh,
Mindy, I quickly scanned the earlier comments, but I expect if it was Kaki and Jay, whatever they said about Jay’s seemingly random remark was both impudent and totally off base.
I think I saw a triangular paddle once. It did not appear dangerous, or terribly effective either, come to that. So did Cindy just forget how to spell Pygmalion? She also forgot how to spell Pythagoras, I see.
Hey, you! Mr O’Neill! I got a bone to pick with you!
This crummy Award Winning blite ate my valuable posts that I slaved long and hard over. I don’t know how many of it the darn thing got before I caught on. Can you go check the drain and at least SEE if they’re there??
I said something that may have been a teeny tiny bit rude.
I spelt Pythagorus right, didn’t I? The math guy, right?
Wait. This word game accepts foreign words AND abbreviations? Okay, xi isn’t really foreign, I guess, but od? Spell check doesn’t like it. Just saying.
Pythagoras, and I’ll go check now.
{have I taught you nothing???NEVER ADMIT! Deny, deny, deny!}
I’m almost positive there’s a “u” in there.
No “u”. My bad.
you know that od isn’t a word, right? Kaki, I believe I’d protest. Can you take it to a higher power?
“Words with Friends” accepts the strangest words and rejects some that I thought were fine.
FYI, it accepts “tweet”.
Your comments should be back, Cindy, back along the line somewhere, with a bunch of Bree’s and Kaki’s rude one. :waits:
Did you guys get the Words with Friends with cheats?
Why do you suppose they went to Spam? Is is rating our posts for intellectual levels now?
So! Chrossed and Blog of the Week both!
Congrats! We had a party. Wish you could have been here!
Kaki! Of course it’s change they are playing with! The very idea!
Cindy, I’m sure our spam filter is nowhere near that sophisticated, and certainly none of the comments that were diverted were in any way off, so I have no idea what was going on. Sorry it took so long to retrieve them.
{I didn’t see any rude posts, kaki? What did you say in it?}
Oh, and thanks, for both. I dropped by and said thanks to DJ, too.
This game makes it tough for people who use real words and get 10 points while others just put letters down willy nilly and get 25.
Not mentioning any names.
No cheats.
That’s ok. It would have helped if Bree had admitted that hers were disappearing too.
And you didn’t have to free all of them. Now we look like idiots, posting the same thing over and over.
You be willy and I’ll be chilly, k?
Kaki I got to use my new blow torch to melt a hole in the ice in the stock tank just now!
I just did a mass exodus. And now of course I can’t delete them. I could go erase them, but that would take lots of time, and I should have been in bed an hour ago.
I think I’m going to get the one with the cheats. I bet Kaki got that one. Will you let me play too?
Well, it could be something else like …… their keys or a roll of Life Savers. Who knows what you keep in there. Some keep their hands in their pockets all the time.
Keys and Life Savers do not merit a lurid wink, young lady.
Did you eat?
Yep. Just.
Kaki and Mindy what are your user names? You can email them to me if you want
what is that?
Hmm, I must pay more attention.
You’re getting ripped for a wink?
snort
this is not going to win you any contests, I’ll tell you right now.
Oh, yea, I forgot about that. oops, hee hee.
I odn’t know but apparently I need your user names
Just emailed you, Cindy.
How exciting for you. What is a stock tank?
Don’t EVEN think about saying it is a tank for stock or I will slug you.
ooopps
I can’t find it either.
Rude!
And it is. For the cows to drink out of. cows are stock, hence the term: STOCK TANK
Cindy, what do you think you are doing, missy? :waits:
And sometimes, there’s holes in those pockets.
Just sayin.
About what?
I thought you was goin to bed?
No slugging, Kaki. And often it just looks like a big artificial pond, rather than a tank of any sort.
Cindy, a little understanding for those of us rurally challenged, please.
You are stirring the pot, young lady. Yes, I’m going to bed soon. You do the same.
NO! I didn’t say ANYTHING about the fact that you said he went drinking in Biloxi!
All right, I realize it is the weekend for some of us, but for the American girls still here, do NOT stay up all night partying. I mean it. I’m off to bed.
Goodnight, all.
It’s poor sport to both get my name wrong and not check the wrong name on Wikipedia first. C’mon!
Boss, I know you’re yelling at me, I can hear you, but I have no idea where you are!
JUST STOP!
Now.
Can we all 3 play at the same time or do we have to take turns? cAn we talk on there?
NO! It’s a big round metal tank. Stock Tank.
See?
Goodnight, Dev.
Cindy, we take turns to play but each game is only for 2 players. I’ve started a game with you.
I didn’t Wiki it. If I’d a Wikied it, I’d a spellt it right!
Is it my turn and is it just like scrabble?
Oh, I see you started a game too. It’s your turn on one of them and mine on the other. Much like scrabble.
Don’t they come heated?
Mindy, I made a word! Its your turn.
ttttttttttttttttttttt
Sorry, Dev but you and I both know that was what she was going to say.
I am joining Dev, not technically sleeping with Dev as that would upset Charlie, you know what I mean.
Goodnight all.
Goonight moon.
dont youu wants to play
lolololololol
apparently we can play more htan one game at a time.
and you know what? THAT right there could maybe win you the contest!
Goodnight, Kaki.
In the summer they come heated, kaki, but not in the winter. In the winter they come FROZEN.
Ok you guys. NEVER play Words with Mindy. I’m just saying. she’s scoring 35 or 40 points a word and I’m scoring 6. At the most. there’s 30 letters left and she’s beating me 300 to like 50.
That was a reply to kaki ann when she said she was going to bed up there a couple of blocks.
I can’t charge my iPad with the usb cable hooked up to my laptop. It says it’s “not charging”. It also said that when I had it in the car with the usb cable hooked up to the adapter for the car charger. The only way I can charge it is by plugging it into a wall socket. And the wall socket where I sit has 9 things plugged into it. There’s not more room for anything.
Dang, Mindy, you are REALLY good at that game.
No partying! Word with Friends.
{And don’t play that game with sweet Mindy. She doesn’t cheat (I don’t think) but she is ruthless!}
Mindy, I’m going to put my boots back on and go out and heat another hole in the ice. Wanna come with? It’s 10 degrees. 10 degrees F, not C.
Even the dogs don’t want to go.
That’s freezing cold! Brrrrr.
I was lucky – had the right letters at the right time. You should see how my sisters beat me at that game!
Nah, your score is way more than 50.
I do now how to spell your name, Pygmalion. I was just poking at you a little bit. I enjoy listening to you.
You are very interesting.
Good morning, all! It is a bit chilly here in Devland, and the wind is howling, but the temp is above freezing so no need for panic. Or, unfortunately, for buying a blow torch.
There’s a small bit of leeway for frustration, Jay, and she didn’t swear.
Why would you need a blow torch? Dosent your hand double as one?
Morning! And blow torches come in very handy.
Nobody else up yet, huh?
Devlin, are you going to publish our stories with our names on them or will you publish them anonymously?
Because it’s going to make a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig difference as to what kind of story I try to write.
Oh, and thanks for giving me a bye on the bad word. Frustration with the blite and all that.
I will post them anonymously, but I deny it if someone guesses your correct identity. And you didn’t use a bad word, you were just a lot more stroppy than I normally allow. Stroppy or not, bad words will get you told off.
Sorry – WON’T deny it …
I think for the first time in the history of the blite, Dev missed a bad word, Cindy.
Yeah, that will be fine. I wouldn’t deny it either, I’d just be more comfortable… yeah.
Thank you!
He said it WASN’T a bad word, Alice. Don’t you listen??
So we can all say ***** as much as we like then? Without fear of reprisal or lurid comment an where did lurid come from an who jammed that dinosaur book down my throat?
right, keep using it then, Cindy, I must have got it wrong.
well it’s a ****** cold day here in jolly old England, isn’t it, Jay. Let’s warm ourselves up
You’re a RIOT, Alice!
And I never use those kinds of words. I’m a lady.
You guys are just askin for it, I’m tellin you!
Yes its ****** freezin what with all this ****** snow. How’s the ****** snow where you are Alice? :coulds:
How did you do that, Mindy when the reply button had gone?
she replied under your post, Alice. It moved it to the bottom of that thread.
Yup!
ah, I see, thanks, Cindy.
Hi, Alice. Did you write you naughty suggestion yet?
She will soon, I think.
I did mine last night! Have you done yours, Kaki?
Nope, Kaki, I am stuck. I am not full of naughty ideas like you are.
No, darn it. I can’t think of anything.
Alice, I can’t believe I can’t think of anything. I think the not destroying property or hurting anyone is holding me up.
Alice, check your email. You may get some helpful hints.
Kaki, he said “physical harm”. A spanking doesn’t cause any physical harm. Neither does a fright. Want more ideas?
Ah, I just remembered that a classmate popped a stink bomb in primary school. No one got hurt.
I always wondered where she bought her bag of tricks from. You always had to check your seat before sitting down if you didn’t want patches of liquid paper (correction fluid) on your skirt. She was a cheeky one.
Mindy, we’re batting for the same side, some help here! I have come to the conclusion that I am just not naughty, or at least not on purpose. Hurting three cars in a day, completely accidental, leaving the baby in the supermarket, could happen to anyone! And devious..nada…apparently I’m an open book, completely stuck here! Would almost ask the jnrs for inspiration, but that would lead to a whole load of explanations I really don’t want!
Kaki, surely you and Charlie have rules, right? What if he really didn’t want you to do something that you really wanted to do? Like go to a stip club with your girlfriends or something. He doesn’t get home from work until late, I’ sure you could figure out a way to sneak out and be back before he got home from work, right?
I’m working at a total disadvantage here. I have no rules in my life that I have to obey. Well, I’m supposed to pay taxes and drive responsibly but deviating from those things will get me arrested, not spanked.
Sometimes you just have to dig deep and depend on that inner child who wants to do exactly as she pleases to heck with everyone else to get you into trouble.
Mindy’s instinct is to help everybody… except those people she’s trouncing at Words with Friends. Then she is no help whatsoever.
Li is NOT a word.
Cindy, I have a myriad of ever changing rule, but most are fairly boring and obvious and utterly non-story worthy. Stayed up to late, on-line too much, didn’t swim, spent too much, boring, boring boring…
Cindy, just pretend that you do have them rules an them pretend that you rebel against them in a very naughty manner….but not nasty, as the Professor says…cos people getting hurt or costing them lots of money is not cool.
Like, say he told you to make sure the dog did its business before you put it to bed…but you forgot to let the thing out an it crapped in his slippers.
Or he kept hogging the TV remote so you take the batterys out an replace them with dead ones and hide all the others in the house so he has get up off his butt to change the channel.
Or you really fancy a beer but there are only his in the fridge so you drink one of his then fill it up with mollassas water an put it back.
Or your miffed at him for something so you sprinkle biscuit (cookie) crumbs on his side of the bed.
The possibilities are endless.
Ooooo. those are all GREAT ideas, Jay. Here’s another good one. Buy a second remote and hide it by your leg so he can’t see it. It will drive him crazy.
One time at a girl friend’s house, we got the extra remote garage door opener out and when her dad got home from work we hid around the corner of the house and he hit his remote and the door started up. We hit ours and it went back down. We did this over and over again. It was so funny, he was so mad. He got out of the car and went into the garage to see if he could get it to work from the wall unit. At one point he was up on a ladder fiddling with the pulley thing on the ceiling. His wife came out and he was so mad they ended up screaming at each other because he thought she broke it. Finally, my friends older brother caught us rolling on the ground laughing and he told his dad what we were doing. I ran home, I don’t know what punishment befell my friend.
Good times.
Uh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
{hide}
Alice and Jay, you do NOT use that word here! Both of you know better, and I am not at all pleased with either of you. I still don’t see where Cindy used that word, but regardless, the fact that I missed it somewhere is NOT an excuse for either of you to use it. Do I make myself perfectly clear, you two? Do I?
Good plan
Oops, I became a wriggly monster from laughing too hard!
Yes Professor. Sorry.
It is according to the Free Dictionary.
You had better be, missy. Now go tell Worzel what you did, and don’t do it again, young lady.
The only drawback to a joke like that is you can ususally only fool someone with it. Twice at the most. Then they start catching on.
Can’t tell him. he’s gone to bed.
That looks like a scary christmas tree, Mindy!
I’ll take “Wrong Answer” for $400.
Leave him a message then. I mean it.
ReallY??? Cool! It’s nicer than the dirty one I came up with.
I’ll take it.
Cindy, settle down. I will deal with this. I didn’t see it but the girls say you used that word, so you are on very thin ice, young lady.
An how comes I always cave the minute someone (aka you Professor) turns on the ‘strict tone’!?
I had this whole thing planned out about pointing out that Cindy did it first and then Alice an i was just following along like a good little sheep an that as the youngest (or one of) that I really can’t be held responsible for my actions when my peers are clearly showing me the way to behave.
Should I submit it to you like all the other ones and make sure it’s under 200 words?
Thanks, Dev!
Such language. I’m shocked…shocked!
Now excuse me, I’ll go back to watching Shakespeare. Ho-ho, that Petruchio, he knows how to repartee. That wasp does wear his sting.
But I told you yesterday night that I said it and you said it wasn’t so bad and there was all the trouble with the blite being bent and I even apologized right after I said it and you said I wasn’t in trouble.
No, Cindy, you said you thought you said something bad, and when I couldn’t find it amongst the 140 new comments I read, I gave you a pass. This does not constitute license to tease the girls who did get into trouble about it.
You don’t ‘cave,’ Jay, you listen and you understand and you do the right thing even when you get told off or spanked. I expect we will hear about this again, around about next Thursday.
I thought it was her sting, Pygmalion, and Petruchio was the plucky one.
k. sorry.
sorry, jay.
Her sting was located less precisely, and plucked at leisure.
Cindy, it’s under 200 words. Only 160 words.
Thanks for counting them for me, Mindy!
Nah, Thursdays session is going to be ‘sensual play’. Cos we’ve had like 3 weeks of ouchies. So suede floggers and blindfolds and lovely soft purple rope…mmmmmm i’m so there.
Eh? What you apologising to me for? Did I miss something?
Can’t go wrong with blindfolds.
Yes, absolutely, Cindy. Send it in an email, please. Thanks!
She was apologizing for teasing you about your answer, Jay. And even though you won’t get spanked for today’s naughtiness, I do expect YOUR apology to have been sincere, and not to see anymore of that bad language, young lady.
And you are forgiven too, Cindy.
Firing Squad much?
Precisely.
But I already apologised, and i meant it. I never apologise unless I mean it.
And Cindy didnt offend me, was just girls being girls init. No problems there.
I mean seriously Professor, what do you want? Blood or something?
And does anyone else get a disturbing picture of Mr Punch when Pygmalion appears?
I do accept your apology, Jay, and you are forgiven. It’s just that the conversation was scattered over time and space so I wanted to make sure we were clear on the parameters.
And now you say that, his three cornered hat is worn at a vaguely Mr. Punch angle, isn’t it? Now he just needs a slapstick and …
It’s a multi-faceted avatar, it is. But it’s cut expertly to reflect a single point – That point being the spanking of bottoms, and related activities. After all, what else is there?
Well, being classy, of course – but I don’t have to work at that, being a natural, by birth and elevation.
So you’re saying you don’t need no stinking slapstick? I’ll accept that.
You’re very classy yourself, Dev.
I can put a slapstick to some use or another, I’m sure, but hold the crocodile.
How very un-Topish of you Piggy dear, to turn down a perfectly good slapstick. Just see if you get offered one again is all.
m
Piggy?
You’re brave, Jay!
I do not like this ‘Piggy’, whoever he may be. :piggy:
Yup, thats me, brave jay……..or nonchalant cos theres an ocean betwix me an him….g’night
Oceans can be crossed. We Americans have technology.
Ah. Technology failed to provide me with a
.
Jay, that’s quite enough of that. It’s way past your bedtime in any case. Goodnight, Jay.
Night, Jay.
Sorry about the
, Pygmalion. She got your point, I’m sure. (the 
needs a clear space on both sides, as in real life.)
I see what happened there. Sneaky.
Mmmm, good hot chocolate. Goodnight, all.
Night, Dev!
Night, Dev!
So, your plan is to be good until Thursday? Mayhaps you will find it difficult.
Kaki’s been gone all night. Do you think she’s slaving over her 200 words?
She may be googling for ideas. She’s very quiet. Not even playing scrabble.
If she doesn’t behave, she may end up having a sensual followed by an ouchie session!
“Sensual Ouchie” would be an excellent short story title. Just sayin’.
We can ask her to give a written account of it.
There you go.
She’s out Googling for ideas. LOL That sounds deliciously kinky, doen’t it?
Jay, you aren’t the only one, I cave when I get the finger drumming guy, the
or God forbid both. 
Or the dreaded personal email. 
Cindy, I am not sure why you and Jay got in trouble (Alice squeaked by), Dev said that it wasn’t a swear word. I thought maybe he was on drugs or had too much of that Glen Campbell he likes to drink. Who am I to argue?
You’ve got it all wrong. Alice and Jay got into trouble for the word. I got in trouble for razzing Jay.
And it’s Glenfiddich, not Glen Campbell
And he was drinking hot chocolate when he left for bed. He said it was good… I’m betting it was fat free and probably carob instead of real chocolate but he seemed pretty jazzed about it.
I wonder if he has ever had Sbux Hot Chocolate or the Peppermint Hot Chocolate. Yummmmmm
So, where you been ?? Goooooooogling?
Actually Glen Livitt is Dev’s preference if someone is pouring.
I love real hot chocolate with whipped cream (leave the can). I have some Gheredelli hot chocolate mix. mmmm
I don’t google.
Hee hee.
Cindy, I hope you brought the dogs in.
You totally google. Don’t lie to me, kaki ann.
And Glen is not the scotch’s first name. Glenfiddich, Glenlevit, Glendronach, Glenfarclas, Glenmorangie is the best selling Single Malt in Scotland. They you’ve got your Dalwhinnie, that’s about $300/bottle. The Macallan is always good, but then I’m partial to the Speyside region. Something to do with the peat, I’m told. But I wouldn’t turn down a tumbler of 39 year old Bowmore either. So, there’s that.
Of course, they’re in. If I’m in, they’re in. Why? Are there tornadoes coming??
You think I’m a little hyperactive now? Just wait till it’s tornado weather. Oh, it’s not pretty. I may have to be medicated this year.
No
Not gonna happen 
Glenlivet. Swiss Miss Dark Chocolate Sensations. Okay, I do use skim milk.
Good morning.
Morning Professor. Sleep good?
Morning, Jay. I slept WELL, thank you.
But did you sleep good?
Are you sure you want to poke the bear this early in the morning, missy? :waits:
Des the bear have honney?
Good morning/afternoon, I’m confused, Jay, what is not gonna happen?
You feeling brave today?
Whats ‘not gonna happen’ is this written report that peoples are talking about.
So you don’t want to tell us about your sensational/ouchie session? We would all listen and learn, Jay
Nooooo! It’s private!
Jay, write it on your blog, we promise not to look.
But Jay, you said you already sent yours in. You know, for the gold star.
Remember?
I feel better that you make it with milk and not water (although they are close to the same thing, me thinks).
And Consumer Reports gives a big Thumbs Up to Swiss Miss Dark Chocolate mix.
Good morning to you.
Do you ever eat junk food? like a pack of Ring Dings or Butterscotch Krimpets or add a half can of whipped cream to your hot chocolate.? bag of chips?
Oh, yeah, the story from last night’s conversation.
I just got up, Jay, i’m not the brightest tack in the crayon box, first thing in the morning.
Cindy, get to work. There are cows to be milked, holes to be melted, dogs to be chased, chickens to be fed.
No, I told her to chase me off the blite today. I’ve got a deadline tomorrow and absolutely no self control.
Thanks, Kaki Ann!
Are you practising to be a switch?
What do you think, Kaki? He doesn’t even add salt to his cooking. Junk food is probably an abomination to him.
To answer your question from earlier today about Wind Dings and So Sos and Butterscotch Whatzits, no, nor chips. I do have a weakness for the small York Peppermint Patties though. Okay, pretty much any dark chocolate. My favorite dessert at the moment is a small bowl full of raisins and a couple of bite size Dove Dark something or others. It’s like the ultimate Raisinette.
Mmmmm chocolate
Is everyone asleep or something!?
I’m just knackered and it’s only 10 after 6.
I think it’s coffee time.
Am thinking about buying ‘Friends and Fantasies’
I have no idea what that is.
What that is?
Mmmmm, Dove dark chocolate I like them with pretzels or just more Dove chocolates, and yeah, York Peppermint Patties.
I tried looking it up and still have no idea.
Did you get my words with friends game?
One of my books, Cindy, ‘A Maid’s Friends and Fantasies.’ The first short story book.
My vote would be yes, Jay.
Well you know how much I enjoyed ‘Bedtime stories’ Professor. Shorts just seem to be my chocolate.
Don’t get me wrong ‘maids’ was truly awsome….but theres something about shorts that a full length just won’t do for me.
You can of course expect a gushing email from me once i own and read said book lol.
There’s no Kindle version. Can you just email it to me and I’ll send you money?
Kaki – I am total crap* at that game.
*My one use for the week
I just got 29 points for FA.
On what planet is “Fa” a word. The darn thing wouldn’t accept “oz” but it accepted “xi”.
That game is a stupid dumb head game.
You know, I was planning on impressing my Gentleman Caller with my awesome culinary skills next weekend. If he eats like a prissy old lady, I may have to rethink my strategy.
You and Cindy are all set, Jay, and thanks. Hope you like these shorts too.
Football Association. Unless they mean Sweet Fanny Adams, in which case it’s quite, quite rude.
Hellooooo! No Kindle Version!
You might want to ask him what he likes before you go stampeding to the chili dogs and apple pie, don’t you think?
What did I just say, missy? Hm? :waits:
Excuse me but I can make way more stuff than chili dogs. I make wonderful seafood alfredo and Braciole and roast lamb and chicken and noodles and all kinds of really good stuff.
And I was going to make my world famous Death by Chocolate cake. And homemade bread. And who DOESN’T like apple pie?
I have the feeling one of us is going to be really hungry next weekend.
I don’t know, weren’t you listening either?
I’m sorry. About what, Dev?
Apparently, “what you just said” went straight to the round file.
(gasp)
You’re SANTA freaking CLAUS!
Ok, I take it ALLLLL back. You’re the best.
Check your email, Cinderella. And NOT funny, BTW.
Checked your email, did you? All righty then.
Why are you suddenly worried that he eats like an old lady? I thought you had dinner with him.
Have you two never heard the song, fa la la la la?
I am three quarters of the way done with Bedtime Stories.
I like the intro before the stories, so phooey on the editor “whom” 
tried to talk you out of it. 
No, that wasn’t for you, Jay, it was for Miss It’s Not On Kindle up there. I know you like books you can smell.
I know that Professor, but as i was just reading the first ‘short’…i got the strangest feeling of De Ja Vu (or however its spelt).
So I scurried over to my wall cupboard, hauled out my tea-chest thingy, (where I keep all my naughty books) and you’ll never guess what I found in there!?
Do you think he will like root beer floats for dinner?
Oh THAT FA. Well yeah, there was that. Glad you are enjoying the book, and yes, though he wasn’t trying to be a dork, only to fit the book into his printing parameters, the effect was quite dorklike. But I’m sure you know, ‘who’ is correct in that usage – subject of the final phrase.
To tell you the truth, I really didn’t pay attention to what he ate. I was nervous. I think he ate normal human food. But when I’ve asked him what he had for supper it was always stuff like rice or some weird grain and grilled chicken or something tasteless like that.
Oh no! Well, now you can send me another gushy email anyway.
Oh yeah, really helpful, Kaki.
I’ll bet risotto would impress him. That’s what I made for supper tonight.
You’re not totally busting your gut laughing at my stupidity are you!?
I mean its one thing to visit the author’s blite and be a right little brat 98% of the time…but then to say she’s gonna go buy his book whilst completly forgetting that she already owns a copy…….meeep…please don’t kill me. I’M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! I’M NOT EVEN 9st YET!
I blame the generic cover that Blue Moon put on the book. Very forgettable.
What is “9st” please?
Ooo. I do a really good risotto. I forgot about that.
And I’m kind of sick of root beer floats, kaki. I had too many today and it made me kind of nauseous.
Risotto is a really good idea. Maybe a steak with it? Or steak and potatoes another night. I have a really, really good bleu cheese sauce for steak. God, it’s good. I could eat it like gravy.
Very underweight thats what!
A stone is what some of us over here weigh our bodymass thingys in. Although i think most of the world has gone metric or is in imperial.
So here I stand at 8st 3oz (ounzes? ouzenses? aunces? grrr i hate that b****y word!)
I think you guys use pounds (lbs) don’t you?
Oh, thank you, professor.
Who makes up these rules anyway or do you just make them up as you go?
Jay, yes we use pounds and ounces, if we used stones then I would pick out very large ones so I would weigh way less.
Oh! No, we don’t use ‘stone,’ just straight pounds, as in ‘lbs,’ and yes, that is not a lot of mass for your height, because I think a stone is 12 lbs, and you’re taller than I am. But don’t gain weight on my account, although you could probably do with some of Cindy’s steak and bleu cheese and potatoes.
You’re welcome, Kaki. Like you girls always say, I’m here to help.
With risotto I’d say fish. Salmon’s always good, or tilapia, with a lemon cream sauce.
Yes, come visit me, jay. I’ll fatten you up.
That bleu cheese sauce has carmelized onions and cream in it too.
I’m telling you, you’ll think you died.
Want the recipe? In case you want to eat really tasty food?
Well, I’m wide awake now, so that’s good.
Kaki, did you get your story done today?
I have a headache. Surprisingly, this has improved my temper.
…but if my coffee
doesn’t come soon, I’ll have Words with the barista.
Whats a recipie? I only know the recipie for disaster ones.
When my mam went into hosp last year I was in charge of cooking and what-not…..there are sooooooooo many things you can do with toast!
Piggy!
How ya doin? Where ya been all day?
Jay, no. I mean it.
I’ll have Words with you, lady, in her absence, if you’ve forgotten my name. Perhaps a mnemonic musical beat, played at 4/4 time upon an absent-minded Bottom?
I’ve been on a plane, and I’m not completely sure what time it is, because my phone won’t update. I’d ask somebody, but the local dialect is a tricky-wicky one.
But…but…
You mean beside put butter and jam on it?
I’m sorry Pygmalion. I guess I get a little carried away sometimes.
I won’t disrespect you again.
I HATE when that happens. Sometimes, you aren’t even sure what day it is.
The coffee should help and I’m sorry you have a headache.
Perhaps you could Google the time. I’ve not found much that Google or wikipedia can’t answer.
I forgive you, because I now have coffee
Apparently it’s still morning here.
Oh, kaki, you know how that hurts your head!
There, that’s better. I may or may not have a meeting, sooner or later. It’s one of those kind of trips. Until then I’ll wander around, looking for ADVENTURE and waving the flag.
nIm
hehehhehehe. bet you’ll never guess that that is.
Jay, you are a whole foot taller than me and we weigh the same. Either you are very thin or I am very not thin.
I think you must be very thin. And tall. And I think I might just have to hate you.
Is it a rude finger gesture?
Yeah, but it looks way better in a different font.
How could you figure how tall she was by her weight?
Mr O’Neill, I have to say that you have had the misfortune to be surrounded by many, many, REALLY naughty girls.
I feel for you, sir, I really do. I just don’t see how you have the stamina or the willpower to go on.
It must be your good diet. If you ate like normal people, the stress would have killed you by now.
I wonder if you will get in trouble for using it? Nah, I’m sure you won’t, he probably doesn’t know what we are talking about. And it isn’t real.
Well, I doubt I would be dead, but I’m sure I’d fill this desk chair much more completely.
Ok, I’ve hit the wall. I’ve got to go melt a hole in the ice for the stupid cows and then I’m going to bed. Everybody have a nice night.
Thanks, Dev. Appreciate it.
psychic
that was my thought too, kaki ann.
You’re welcome, Cindy, and good night. And NO MORE of that finger gesture, young lady. Is that clear? :waits:
You noticed that, eh?
Dev, do people like playing Scrabble with you?
I bet they don’t, unless you let thme have full access to a dictionary. 
Yes, it’s clear, el jefe.
At least until I get a better font. This one sucks.
Cindy, why do you poke holes in their water dish at night, aren’t they sleeping?
Very good. And no means no, missy, not ‘until’ anything.
I haven’t played Scrabble in quite a while, but there are those who can out do me at it.
I am off to bed. Goodnight, all.
Not all night, kaki. They get thirsty. The sun was out today so that helped. I’m not strong enough to swing the ax to chop holes in the pond, so this is what I came up with.
I’ll tell you one thing, though. These cows are going to be pork chops by the end of the week.
They’re KILLING me.
Night, Kaki. I got done with my work today so I met my deadline. That’s mostly thanks to you.
Wait a minute,
you told Dev there was not pond, I recall the words, stock tank.
You live on a farm,
you know that 
becomes pork chops, right? 
How many 
do you have? Oh, and it they are going to meet their maker I do love a nice rib eye. 
Glad to hear you got your work done. Now you can
.
I’ll be turning in soon, I’m getting a sore throat and cough. Dev, is there a rule that says you can’t spank a girl when she is under the weather? Can I have a note for tomorrow?
, please 
There’s a good chap. 
Have a good night.
No, I told Dev a stock tank was NOT a pond. We have a big pond in the pasture and a stock tank out by the barn. If you have a lot of upper body strength, you use an ax to chop holes in the ice at the edge of the pond. I don’t have that strength. The stock tank had a heater that floated on top to keep the surface from freezing, but it went out and nobody has the heaters right now since it got cold.
I hope you aren’t getting that awful bronchitis that’s going around. I was in Walgreens the other day and it sounded like the consumption ward.
For god’s sakes, stay in and stay warm tomorrow, ok? We’re supposed to get snow starting sometime tonight.
Ok, me and the dogs are in and locked up and WARMED UP and I got my cocoa. Dang you, kaki, pop was sure easier.
I’m taking my laptop to bed with me since I can’t read the short story book on my iPad.
LOL This may be the only book I ever need.
Cindy, there is a way of reading the book on your iPad. Convert the Word document to pdf and use iBooks to read it. The new version of iBooks can read pdf documents.
To convert the Word document to pdf, just save the file as a pdf document in MS Word if you have MS Office 2007.
Kaki, check out Jay’s videos on her blog. She is very tall. I’ll look like a dwarf next to her.
I like to think that dark chocolate is not junk food. Hmmm, yum!
Dev,
FYI, 14 lbs to an imperial stone.
Warm hugs,
Paul.
Ah! Thank you, Paul. I knew it was something like that.
Kaki, sick girls need love and discipline too.
Morning Professor, did you sleep good?
:waits: You’re going to be 9st of ouch if I ever get hold of you, missy.
Jay, did you sent the professor a naughty email? ^tell us all about it^
Thanks, Mindy! I knew that. I guess I was tired last night. I got it nice and transferred.
Works great, yeah?
I’m relieved. I don’t weigh as many stones as I thought I did.
Good morning! I hope everybody slept good!
:waits:
Hahahhahaha
Buongiorno, professore!
Spiacente, spero che abbiate dormito BENE!
Am I missing something?
Are you sure you don’t mean ‘… dormito BUONO …’, Cindy? Or would that be WRONG?
Kaki, ‘good’ is an adjective, not an adverb.
Hee hee, you gals are already yanking Dev’s chain so early in the day.
I wonder where Scarlet is. I hope she’s continuing the pirate story. Cynthia has been left on hold for a while.
I can’t imagine having someone holding a belt over your for three days.
Why thank you, Professor, I did sleep well, but I said I hoped you slept well.
I can see where the lack of the question mark might have thrown you.
Buon = good
Bene = well
And here I thought that’s what 24/7 was all about!
I think Scarlet is away relaxing at a Spa in the American Southwest. Hot stones and seaweed wraps and all that good stuff. Except for the mud. Never a big fan of the mud, myself.
I was just out in the yard with the dogs and just scraped mud off my shoes. At least I think it was mud.
No, Mindy, I think you would look more like a pixie.
oooo, I hope it was mud. I hate when that happens. You need to get yourself a pair of Muck boots, kaki. Leave them by the back door. Best invention ever.
Dang it, I could smack Dev for mentioning chili dogs last night. That’s the only thing that sounds good. And I’ve got no chili or dogs.
I guess it’s time for WalMart run.
:crabby:
Bell, RUN!!
Scarlet can’t be having a spa day again! I’ve only just arranged one for her, how many does a girl need?
Hhahahhahahhahahh. She’s not a dog, she’s my child!
I think she likes Spa Days. And this was more of a Spa Weekend.
Oh, heck, she may be robbing a bank. I was just putting a good spin on her absence.
And then Scarlet will put that experience as her entry and I still haven’t managed to come up with anything!
tick tock, dd!
ugh
we really need a green pukey guy. I went to Sonic for the chili cheese dog instead of making my own. It was really, really bad.
I wish we had a Whataburger or an In-and-Out or something.
dd, are you still around or did you go to sleep?
Kaki, are you still there?
Why yes, bree, thanks for asking. I’m still here.
Hi Bree, I am here now.
Sorry, Cindy. I needed to talk to Kaki or dd for a specific reason. Now I am not sure I want to anymore.
Yes, I know, but you seemed happy enough writing it incorrectly in English, didn’t you, missy?
I feel sometimes like it is like being in Oz around here. To quote Dorothy, “My, people come and go so quickly around here!” Eh, forget it! I am not in the mood anymore.
I don’t understand how I can be this sleepy at 9 and so wide awake at 11.
I’m nervous as to how that’s going to work with a houseguest, kaki.
I’m sure you will be busy and not tired at 9 when you have company. Do you nap during the day? even a little cat nap?
You may have to omit the chocolate and just have milk or see if you can find the decaf cocoa mix.
Hey, Dev, I finished Bedtime Stories. It was very good, I like short stories too for a change. I think I will read Loki’s story, it better be good. I am going by your recommendation.
Crap, I’m glad you reminded me! I’ve got one hanging on the back door knob, but it’s for the dogs. That’s not really something he needs to see at our first sleepover.
But he might not even know what it is. I didn’t. I just thought it was a riding crop. I was happy when I found it at the farm store a year or so ago.
I know you’re excited, Cindy, but you have over used your quota of that rude word for the week, young lady. :waits:
I’m very glad you liked the stories, Kaki, and you’ll like Loki’s stuff too. She writes very well from a brat’s point of view.
And what kind of message do you thing I want to send this guy, kaki? No! No torture implements. Unless he brings them himself.
I’m glad I got the master bedroom and bath finished up. Well, I didn’t finish it up, the painter guy and the furniture store guys finished it up. I made the bed though. It looks lots better. That’s where I’m putting him
The only good use for a chili dog is in a John Mellencamp song. Otherwise they are rubbish. And I’m pretty sure In-and-out doesn’t make chili dogs, just really good hamburgers. Not sure about Whataburger.
I get the feeling I’m only hearing parts of these conversations.
Ooops, you’re right. Sorry, just popped out. Dang. Ok, I won’t use it again for 2 week, k? Don’t be mad.
If I had an Animal Style cheeseburger, I’d never have eaten that awful chili cheese dog. It’s not rubbish! If it’s got good chili it’s really good!
No, you’re pretty much getting the whole story.
What are you confused about?
And if he says, “Hey, you left your riding crop thingie on the bed and where’s your ping pong table,” what is my response to that,eh, KAKI!?
I know I am going to regret this but why do you use a riding crop on your dogs?
I don’t USE it on them, I just threaten them with it. It makes a great slapping sound when I smack it on the back porch railing.
I’d never hit a dog. I’d use it on Ralph though. He tried to bite me today. Or else he just wanted to eat my coat.
Ok! I’ll remember that!
New Post Girls!!!!!!
It’s got a huge tub and a walk in shower. The shower has a bunch of spray heads and a rain forest thing in the ceiling. A guy would like a bathroom like that right?
I had to look up Animal Style cheeseburger and In and Out, don’t have them around here. We just recently got a Sonic. I made breaded chicken thighs for dinner and corn on the cob. It came from Florida, so I was told.
I love the back and forthright showers. The Hard Rock Hotel in Biloxi has those. Mmmmm …
I had no idea Florida was exporting our breaded chicken thighs!
I can only use the rainshower one. The other ones liked to knock me down. Good water pressure.
We grow corn and still the best corn on the cob and the easiest is the green giant frozen corn on the cob.
I love chicken thighs.
I’ve been to Tunica, but I’ve never been to Biloxi.
Excuse me but Jersey corn is the best. :P
The CORN, Professor Smarty Pants.
Oh, when I said “it” was I referring to the first noun, the subject of the previous sentence?
Maybe I should take up French. 
I’m not sure where the the chicken came from, other than an egg.
Kaki! Stop talking and go read the new post! Be sitting down, though.
Kaki, ‘it’ is always tricky using ‘it’ as the subject of a sentence, but in this case you did so correctly, referring to the most recently mentioned noun. Perhaps I have been hanging around brats too long, and ‘it’ is rubbing off on me.
He’s grinning too big, Mindy. I was NOT grinning like that after eating that chili cheese dog.
What are you doing home from work so early?
I finish work about an hour ago (4 pm).
‘finished’ not ‘finish’.
I start work early. Some days, I exercise for half an hour on the elliptical trainer before coming home.