English Speaking Brats The World Round, Bend Over And Be Counted!
Devlin O’Neill invites naughty girls world wide to send me your naughtiest thoughts, whether real or imagined. By that I mean your naughty ideas, or impulses, or escapades, any of which should or did get your bottom spanked. Send these naughty thoughts to me at email@example.com, by February 15.
I want no more than 200 words per entry, one entry per brat, er, entrant, and yes, spelling and grammar count. I will judge and award points based on deviousness, audacity, cleverness, and overall spankability of the naughtiness presented.
Your naughtiness cannot involve physical harm to another person, or excessive property damage. By that I mean I will accept tiny aluminum foil dots being loaded into a Top’s car heater fan, but not sugar being poured into his gas tank. You know what I mean by physical harm to another person.
To give you an idea what I am looking for, here is a sample from Scarlet, which I’m pretty sure is true, the little brat …
“Imagine an unbreakable rule: garage doors must be kept closed, because there is garbage in the garage, and there are raccoons in the vicinity. So if a girl were to leave her side of the garage open one night, and a pair of tricky raccoons got in and threw garbage all over, that would be bad. But there is also very stinky deer repellent that smells like death, if death had sulphur breath and reeked of garlic. And the raccoons just maybe tipped over the stinky repellent, too. The girl heard the noise in the middle of the night and looked out the window.So she did what any girl would do. She snuck out and shut her side of the garage, and opened his.”
Give it some thought, and when you have thought, bung me 0ff a memo before you change your mind. Then when I have all the results tabulated, I shall be able, once and for all, to say whether American girls or girls of other English speaking realms are the naughtier, brattier, or deviouser.
So have fun, kids, and keep it clean.
That is all.