The purpose of asking the brats, er, girls who visit this blite to write their real or fantasized naughtiness was so that I could research the age-old, or perhaps weeks-old question, who are naughtier? The girls in America or English-speaking girls elsewhere in the world?
The response I received was quite telling, but before I reveal what I determined from the evidence presented, I will take a few moments to mention what would and should happen to a girl in my care who pulled any of these stunts.
1. This bit is from an American girl who never has been spanked, and who obviously really needs it, especially for running away and leaving her buddy to face the music alone. The young lady’s bottom would get spanked for a LONG time, and the scolding for irresponsible mischief would go on a bit longer. And by the way, it is a true story.
2. A girl who does not live in America wrote this one, and while it is not a true life adventure, the naughtiness of mind that inspired its creation is well worth a medium intensity, bare bottom session across my lap.
3. This one is a very true story, also documented elsewhere, and I need only concur with the outcome decided by the offended Top in the situation, and add a personal ‘well done.’ This girl is an American.
4. The mind boggling audacity of this group of overseas overachievers is truly breathtaking. I would take great pleasure in the challenge of sorting out all six miscreants, and since the area where the mischief occurred has a long tradition of plimsoll and cane, there would be a half dozen very sorry girls at the end of the day. They would also have to remove every shred of that ruddy cling wrap from the chap’s motor whilst wearing no knickers, just see if I don’t!
5. I’m not sure if this next one, from an American girl, is true or not. I rather think it isn’t, but in any case blaming someone who can’t defend himself for one’s own mistakes is a serious offense, and the hard spanking will come with a long telling off and a lecture on responsibility, delivered while the girl stands bare bottomed in the corner.
6. Here is one from an American girl who has only just stepped into this thing we do, so I decided to overlook the fact that what she suggests doing with her prince’s laptop could well get him fired. Her spanking then would be both preceded and followed by an extremely long lecture on how a girl, even a princess, properly deals with disappointment, and it is manifestly not by rendering a computer suitable for nothing except having a cup of hot chocolate spilt on its hard drive. I would invite her prince to observe so that he would know what to do next time she misbehaves.
7. The American girl who wrote this true life adventure has more than a mere inkling what can happen when she messes with implements, so anything I might add to what the practiced user of those implements did to her naughty hiney would be superfluous.
8. One would have thought that it would be American girls, car obsessed as this country is, who came up with automobile related mischief, but here again we find an English girl messing with her Top’s ride. And again, the detailed and devilish planning that goes into these pranks seems to be an English device, if not an English vice. I have to think at least part of this really happened, and if she were to bring me a dribble tin to drink from, a wet bottom spanking to fit the crime would certainly be in order, with a wooden bath brush, just to drive the point home.
9. This English girl needs a long, ouchy, bare bottom reminder to be sure of her facts before she acts. I am pretty sure this didn’t really happen, but again, the deviousness of mind that prompts such lurid misbehavior fantasies is an issue that ought to be addressed, strictly and on her bare bottom, before the ideas become too firmly planted in her psyche. This is one case where a preventive spanking is absolutely indicated.
10. Here is a truly naughty American girl, and unfortunately one who is somewhat idolized in these parts. And although this is a true story, there did come a day of judgment and atonement for the young lady, and I have reason to believe some serious repentance as well. Not that there never will be need for a repeat performance, because of course, mischief is only ever temporarily managed.
So there you have some brief notes on justice, recompense, and everything. No two girls are ever naughty in the same way. Even when they plan and execute naughtiness together, there are differences in intent, in level of satisfaction at the misbehavior accomplished, and in reaction to their just comeuppance once caught.
As to whether there is a quantifiable naughtiness differential between American girls and girls who are not, and which ones are in fact the more troublesome and mischievous, after due, serious, and thoughtful consideration, I have finally arrived at the definitive and indisputable answer.
Forty-two. You’re welcome.
That is all.