The Wonderful World Of Pervertables
Jul 5, 2012 by Devlin O' Neill
On the last thread but one, the girls were talking about kitchen gadgets, utensils and so on, so naturally I thought of wooden spoons.
This is but one of many items that a fellow can co-opt and use to spank a naughty girl.
There is also the table tennis bat, which is more commonly known as a ping pong paddle, a much more apt description in so many ways.
Then there is the classic flat-backed hairbrush, a perennial favorite amongst moms and dads for decades, and well respected by naughty girls of all ages for just as long.
Even more well respected, or one could say dreaded, is the hairbrush’s big brother, the bath brush. This convincing implement has all the hairbrush’s advantages in sting per ounce, plus the added benefit of a longer handle for more leverage and torque. All in all, it’s a device to be reckoned with and used carefully.
The ruler also is a handy tool to have about the place, although it’s light weight and lack of length make it less than intimidating. However its younger cousin the flexi-ruler can be quite sting-y if used properly, and I have known girls to hate its effect so much that they go far out of their way to avoid a spanking with one. Not so far as to be good, but still quite far.
And no Top ever feels quite completely dressed without his trusty and well used leather belt.
For sorting a girl out, adjusting her attitude, and generally keeping her on the straight and narrow, nothing can really compare to the authoritative whoosh and splap of a well wielded belt. Even the sound of one coming out of its loops is enough to turn a girl’s knees completely to jelly, and summon up flocks of nervous butterflies in her tummy.
So whether you’re in the kitchen or the den, the playroom or the bedroom, if you decide your girl needs a spanking and for some reason you had rather use something besides your open palm, it’s reassuring to know that an effective tool is always close to hand.
That is all.
Devlin out.
Reassuring to whom, precisely?
Dev, good evening.
Nice, Mr one track.
I don’t think that this is going to reassure any of our bratty friends.
Warm
Paul.
2nd’d
Paul, given Scarlet and Jay’s remarks, I’m guessing you’re right about who does not get reassured here. Can’t please everyone, I suppose.
I have a very active imagination, Kaki. Or else that one track Paul mentioned.
I was at a shop called One Thousand Villages last week and thought to myself, here is a nice shop that won’t have any nasty pervertables
. Well, was I wrong 
. Who would have thought villagers in several countries would be carving huge salad spoons out of various types of wood. 
It is very difficult to look/not look at thinks like that when shopping with others.
It will be scary to go shopping with you, Dev.
A few more pervertables for your consideration: a mini blind rod, electrical cords/power cables, a long-handled shoehorn and a wire hanger.
I didn’t see you there, Kaki! We both thought of shopping.
MINDY!!! You used to be such a NICE girl!!
Dev, you’re scary, have I mentioned that?
By the way, I won’t be showing up for my ‘satiable curiosity spanking because I’m having car trouble. Please don’t offer to help me fix it because I’d hate to think of what you might find to pervert in an auto parts store.
Feathers, blades of grass, sticks of celery, marshmallow kebabs…….all very pervertable in my opinion.
What say you Scarlet?
Nice, Jay! I think we should hold Mindy down and tickle her with feathers and celery sticks until she stops giving Dev ideas.
What time is it there, anyway?
it’s 12:10 ……curfew is 1am so i’m safe at the moment.
Does Tony check every night to see if you’re in bed? Do you have to text him? How does that work?
I’m honest. I tell him if i skipped curfew or forgot the time.
Tonight I am spending time here and uploading todays photos to http://www.flickr.com/photos/jaynwalker/sets/72157625989301772/
Lily, whatever you do, don’t have Dev go to the auto store with you, they sell bungee cords there.
Those are wonderful! I think you just passed curfew so you won’t see this until tomorrow, but I love your photos, Jay!
EEEK!
I don’t want to think about that. What is it with you and Mindy? Is this Bottom Honesty Day?
Is it tomorrow yet?
Dev is very, very scary. He hides it behind a gentlemanly facade. He is still a wolf in gentleman’s clothing. It would do us all well not to forget it.
How was your day, Dev?
Scarlet, I thought the same thing when I saw that video he posted a couple weeks ago. It much different reading about his spankings than actually seeing it.
Sometimes he is like Nik and I get sucked in. 
It is in England and Australia.
I forgot about the video! I had PEOPLE in the house and couldn’t watch it! Dare I do it now?
Yes, do it, do it. Its about 30 minutes.
I can’t find the link.
Jay, you got some beautiful shots. The winged pig made me smile.
Active imagination, yes. However, I tend to think the variety of topics that you have commented on recently would belie your having a one-track mind, sir.
http://www.nuvid.com/video/97172/brunette-is-punished-and-gets-her-ass-spanked-until-it-s-red
The alpha wolf in gentleman’s clothing, I think.
Jay, your pictures are very nice, I like the snow pics. I love taking pictures too, the hardest shot I’ve taken was of a dragonfly. Their wings seem to disappear.
O. M. G.
I think this is the definition of stamina.
Dev!
Swoon. Thud.
Why is my comment awaiting moderation? This is a first.
Must be because Cindy isn’t here.
Scarlet, Mindy was thinking of this video when she gave us this one.
Now you have a visual when you read Uncle Dev’s stories.
Hi, all! I see Scarlet got a look at the video. And thanks. I think.
Lily, I am sorry that your BRAND SPANKING NEW CAR is already giving you trouble. BUt just so you know, I keep a list.
Jay, haven’t had a chance to look at your pix but I will.
I’m not sure about this lupine persona you girls have thrust upon me, but I do dress well.
I got my computer back last week and finally was able to get it turned on tonight. Guess what, they deleted all my documents and pictures,
my anti virus thing – everything. What the heck does any of that got to do with the power supply not working. I still have the cards for most of my pictures, I think. Grrr, they make me so mad…. 
I have a backup thingy but never figured out how to use it.
I should have realized that you would keep a list, shouldn’t I, sir?
If keeping it becomes burdensome, please let me help. I can set up a computer file, and I hardly ever lose anything that way. Extremely rarely. Almost never. Really.
I think that wolves are beautiful, intelligent, and really cool. The alpha is the leader of the pack. That fits you, doesn’t it?
Didn’t they tell you what they had done? It sounds to me like they might have reinstalled your operating system.
What kind of “backup thingy” do you have? External hard drive? I can explain to you how to use it, probably, if you like. I suppose that might be like locking the barn door after the horse is gone, but at least you won’t lose anything in the future.
figuring out the name of your ‘backup thingy’ would be a good start, kakio!
I have internet connect in one corner of the kitchen and in the dining room of this townhouse.
Kaki, i have a “backup thingy” too! Don’t let Cindy and Lily give you a hard time. I’m pretty sure that’s the name on the box when you buy them.
I will keep my own list, Lily, but thanks all the same.
And as Brother Gump said, alpha is as alpha does, so yes, I expect it fits.
I am thinking of transferring some to canvas for b-day presants…the personal touch is nice init.
Lovely shots, Jay. Beautiful garden. Great turtle.
Mindy, shoehorn maybe.
Jay, nice photos. It will be a very special gift if you transfer them to canvas. The flying pig smelling the marigold is cute.
Cindy, glad to know you’ve arrived safely.
Kaki, connect an external hard drive to your computer and set up a monthly backup schedule in Windows.
Scarlet, that is exactly what it has on the box, in smaller letters it may say external harddrive. Hubby reminded me last night he backed my laptop on the external hard drive a while ago on the one he uses for our desktop.
My pictures are the only thing I had on it plus some stories sent by a couple people and some cartoons I pilfered. I am pretty sure I have most of the SD cards, some stuff is backed up with Snapfish too.
I need to find out how to use the external hard drive and do it monthly, this isn’t the first time I lost stuff.
Thanks for your offers of help, if hubby doesn’t come through and help me I’ll be back bugging you. The box has been sitting for 1 1/2 years unopened.
Hi Cindy, glad to see you made it safely. I missed you.
Dev, you’re welcome. I think.
Scarlet, I really didn’t mean to give Kaki a hard time. It’s just that there are backup thingys and then there are backup whatchamacallits. People sometimes confuse the two, you know?
Kaki, see what Mindy said? That takes less than 10 minutes. Windows will run the backup program automatically as long as the external drive is attached or give you a “backup failed” message if it’s not.
I was just trying to be helpful, but I don’t suppose it is a burden because the list isn’t very long, is it, sir?
Ohhh, you’re right, Lily. I think I might have a “whatchamacallit.”
Not quite as long as the LA phone book, no.
Nice pictures. I love the clever use of wide angle in the last one – it makes a fairly ordinary wooden spoon into something truly fearsome.
Seriously OT on a serious issue – If you have not yet checked your Windows computer to be sure that it has not been infected with the DNSChanger, you really should do so. Otherwise, you might not be able access the internet on Monday. Story and instructions here – the actual check takes only seconds:
http://www.latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-fbi-dnschanger-lose-internet-20120627,0,7989487.story
You all have heard of “baby proofing” a home, right? Well I think now we need to
“Devlin proof” our homes!!! 
And hokey-smokes, Mindy! You don’t need to give the man 
ideas. Now Dev, let’s review your implement list: wooden spoons are for stirring delicious foods, rulers are for measuring and drawing straight lines (and NOT across some poor innocent girl’s bottom!),an belts are for keeping those sagging pants up (please inform today’s youngsters about this phenomenon). Brushes and paddles also don’t beong on a poor girl’s bottom.
No need to add my name to your list, Dev, as I am an
above reproach. Lily, you should go 
spank the car dealer till he fixes your new baby. And yes, that video clip does lend a whole new meaning to the word “stamina”, both Dev’s and the girl’s! Was she even able to walk after that marathon session?
And just out of my own morbid curiosity, what is the most nontraditional item you have ever used to spank a girl, Dev? And what prompted you to use it?
Dev, there is really no need to list all the pervertibles in the house that a Top can use, I am quite sure that every Top has his own favourite and can, if necessary, find something appropriate in every room in the house. Quite why certain commentators here are listing extra ones escapes me…possibly they feel their backsides are not vulnerable…
Lauraj, do you not appreciate that your final question may be a red rag to a Top?
Hi, dd! You’re here. Care to continue the Isabella story?
Laura,
The only thing wrong with my car is that the wheel locks are in the glove box, not on the wheels, something the dealer told me they would fix for me whenever I go over there. And if he were not willing to do that, I would not have to try to spank him, all I would have to do to change his mind is say these magic words: “I’m an attorney, and I’m going to make you my hobby.”
Dev, now I realize that lying is most likely a spankable offense, but when I told you I was having car trouble, I didn’t expect you to believe me. Since the essence of a lie is the intent to deceive, and I had no such intent, it wasn’t a lie, was it, sir?
Um, how long is the list now?
Hi, Oldfashionedgirl! I would have to see if I have anymore pics from that set, but it seems to me that was not an ordinary sized spoon, although it probably does look a bit bigger from that perspective.
Laura, I can’t think of any non-traditional implements I ever have used, none that aren’t listed here anyhow. I rarely have used wooden spoons in fact, simply because I don’t think there is much bang for the buck. Well, I did use a book to break the egg in Karen’s panties that one time, so I guess that would be fairly nontraditional. Certainly never happened again anyway.
Lily, I had to wonder whether the Blue Angel or whatever you’re calling the new car had given you trouble so soon or if that was a Lame Excuse. It did sound sort of like a LE so I am prepared to accept your explanation. And the answer is, quite long indeed.
Sir, since I cannot imagine that giving you a lame excuse for having given you a lame excuse in the first place is in any way an acceptable course of action, I will not do so. I deeply and sincerely regret my (latest) transgression. I truly did not mean to deceive you. I am profoundly sorry. I pray that you will be able to forgive me.
(I’ve never named my cars, but Blue Angel is perfect. Thank you.)
And, sir, you do recall that I have a bottle of Lochan Ora to give you as a peace offering, don’t you?
Congrats on the Chrossing, Dev.
We’ll share it next time I’m in LA.
Yay, and thanks!
Congrats, but again, what a surprise.
Congrats, Dev! I personally think it was the photo of the ping pong paddle that did it. Tops around the world are rummaging through their basements, looking for those darn things right now.
Thanks, girls! Scarlet, tradition is very important to us, you know that.
Blast from the past. First time in a long time that I have read any blogs,but when you mentioned the flexi-ruler I had to smile. Glad it is still living in infamy.
Hi CJ. I’m glad Walmart doesn’t sell flexirulers anymore.
At least I don’t think they do. Good to see you. 
It doesn’t get old, does it?
Guess what went whizzing by me at 80 mph on the freeway yesterday. A blast from the past. So to speak.
He was going 80, I was going a nearly-sedate 60 because I’m always well-behaved and law-abiding.
It had nothing to do with the CHP car that I’d seen stopped on the shoulder.
Lily, I’m not too sure about the law-abiding remark but I’ve always been told not to go too fast, maybe over 50 or 60 until after the first thousand miles or something like that. It is supposed to give time for the engine to break in and change the oil often the first year. Other than that I just put gas in it.
After that then vrooom, vrooom.
Good to see you too Kaki! You know I can’t even remember where I bought them in the first place. Might be selective amnesia.
Good job. Keep forgetting.
Hey! How come my comment is waiting moderation, I didn’t say nothin bad.
Kaki, I’ve been told the same about cars I have bought in the past, but that doesn’t seem to be the case for this one.
I would point out that I have never gotten a speeding ticket, but since some people seem to understand that might mean that I have never been caught, perhaps I won’t.
Hmmm does it have a Kaki censor?
Lily,
I don’t know about the rest, but I believe you are a law abiding driver and there woudl be no reason for any law enforcement officer to ever pull you over.
As for myself, well let’s just say I have not had one for speeding in at least 3 years.
Lily, I was out yesterday and saw a red Mustang convertable. there was a contest where I used to work and that was a prize, I knew there wasn’t a prayer of a chance I would win (I didn’t) but they gave us a little one that was a flashlight.
So, Lily, how do you like your new car, is it what you thought it would be?
CJ, I’m not too sure about the law abiding part, driving, I mean.
I don’t know.
I could understand if I said crap like five times but I didn’t say any bad words, call anyone a name, or even disagree with what someone considers good food combinations. 
Ugh, CJ, someone ate red peppers and peanut butter a few days ago – together. 
Let’s think did you call a certain part of your anantomy by the name of a certain farm animal?
Did you disrespect the fine Professor’s choice of alcoholic beverage?
I know did you mangle the english language?
Am I helping?
Thanks, CJ.
Kaki, I LOVE my car. It’s beautiful and it’s fun to drive. I has been a long time since I have owned a muscle car, and it is really nice to know that if I need to punch it, the car will MOVE.
Kaki, you can get flex-rulers from a company called MOTIVATORS. Really, I can’t make this stuff up:
http://www.motivators.com/Promotional-Custom-FlexiRuler-27917.html
Question whether I am law abiding, will you…
I think it happens randomly just to keep us on our toes.
Hi, CJ!
Glad to see you again.
It was random sequestering of comments. Happens sometimes. I assume Mindy set them free.
Speeding is very dangerous, and highly frowned upon in these parts, yes. And yes, just because you didn’t get caught doesn’t mean you’re not guilty. However, woe betide you if you do come home with a speeding citation.
Thanks Dev, actually really nice to be back.
I see from the last part of your comment, you have not changed one little bit. What ever happened to mellowing over time?
Do I look like a cheese?
You know Lily, just between us, it is much better for the engine and exhaust system if ever so often you clean it out by “punching it” and let it fly.
Kaki, looks like Lily is not to be messed with regarding her law abiding tendencies. She does not take prisoners, reminds me of you.
I was sound asleep when it happened. I think it released itself from spam prison if Dev didn’t do it either. It happens when the spam processing server cannot be connected. All comments end up in the awaiting moderation queue.
Kaki, I can get flexi rulers in KMart here. Do you want me to send you one?
Hmm, do you look yellow, holey and block-like?
Hello from soggy Engerland! Very soggy…..but not dangerously so where I am so no need to build an ark just yet.
Hope everyone here is ok.
Mindy, that description reminds me of Sponge Bob Nudie Pants— or was that square pants?
Who, sir? Me, sir? I promise I won’t speed even if there are no cops around. Next time you are in LA, you can program my car key so I can’t speed, if you want to – although I really wonder what Ford was thinking when they decided it would be OK to have 80 as a top speed – there’s a video at the bottom of the page.
http://www.ford.com/technology/
CJ, I’m not familiar with Sponge Bob Nudie Pants but guess what I found when I googled it? Check this out.
They were thinking of anyone who drives any freeway in southern California I expect.
So everything is perfectly normal, right? Good job.
Yes Professor, everythings normal…ish.
I saw the news about floods in England. Glad you’re okay. Have you been following the Wimbledon matches? I was surprised to see clear skies for the women’s finals. I wonder if it’s going to be the same for the men’s finals. So tempted to stay up late to watch it tonight. I wonder if I can survive Monday with only 4 hours of sleep.
I think Kaki is in the midst of a heat wave and would welcome a cool change. I wish I can send some of the cold here over to her.
LOL Loved the pantaloons on Patrick.
I use to have a T-shirt with Sponge Bob Nudie Pants on it. Of course his hands were in front.
Do you mean the Williams girls in the doubles match that was on tonight!? Cos as far as i know that was under cover.
Yup, anyone who likes tennis over here is gearing up for the Federer v Murray match tomorrow….should be a good one.
I was referring to the women singles. Didn’t wake up in time to watch the doubles. It was already 1:30am here when Serena beat Radwanska and I didn’t get to sleep till nearly 3am.
Hmm, CJ, I think you are right. I knew there was a reason I liked her.
I wonder if Cindy is back home. Not a peep from her the last two days.
Jay, when I hear about all the rain in the UK it reminds me of this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QarofaycN3c
I think she is due back tomorrow.
Kaki, have you watched ALL the episodes of Mrs Brown’s Boys? Both seasons one and two?
I sure miss her.
Sadly, no, Mindy. I havn’t seen one whole episode at all. The only stuff I’ve seen is what is on Youtube. I want to order it but it is mostly available for European DVDs. I saw one that said for American use but I didn’t trust it.
Me too. Nobody else will do stuff when I ask them. Laura and Lily aren’t very trusting.
I think Cindy is back tomorrow! We should have a welcome home party for her. Let’s start with a beer and a bump, then we can play pool. With a goat.
If I play hooky tomorrow, I can be at the party too! Oh, and I can stay up late to watch the tennis match too. Ah, that’s becoming very, very tempting.
*cough* *hack* Mindy, is that a cough you have? Better stay home and nurse it, woudln’t want you to get worse with the cold and nasty weather you are having. (as opposed to the 101F temp we had here today)
Lily is a lawyer; she reads the fine print. As for Laura, I think she has accumulated much experience under her belt. No, they won’t be easily blindsided.
Scarlet, I might have a beer but will skip the bump, unless the bump is Diet Pepsi or iced tea. I’ll bring some cherries and brownies. Woo Hoo!
Kaki, who’s not trusting? I’m trusting. I’m not gullible, though. And I don’t seem to need any help getting in trouble, thank you very much.
Mindy, I sure do.
OK, so there was this ONE time I was driving 80 mph where one freeway joined another. And what did I see merging a ways in front of me? Two CHP cars also going 80 mph. So, I figured that, really, the only thing wrong with the way I was driving was that my car wasn’t a black and white with a 7 point star on the door, right, sir? And, of course, the statute of limitations on that offense has run since I was driving the Celica that has been in auto heaven for 15+ years.
Lily, I just wrote you a reply and my computer ate it.
My first car was a 77 Corolla but I really wanted a Celica.
You have to drive 80 mph on the highways, especially if I have to pay to drive on the doggone road. Um, that is as long as some people are.
^Lily you do need help getting in trouble and I can help you with that. Just go up to the rules and just bend a couple. Dev won’t get real mad at you because you are still new around here. If you want to say something and don’t want him to be able to read it the use these little doohickies ^^. Tops can’t read what is between, their little brains get confused. See, I would never say that if I though Dev could read it. ^
Bad computer!
My first brand new car was a 77 Celica. I was so brave – I got one with a 5 speed manual even though I’d never driven one for very long. Poor car became a hood ornament for an 18 wheel Peterbuilt 3 years later. Since it died, but I lived, I’m not complaining.
^Really? Dev won’t be able to read anything I put between these little symbols. That opens up all sorts of possibilities, doesn’t it? So, were I to say that I think I’d have to be [expletive deleted] nuts to believe that, he wouldn’t know? Sir, just in case she is wrong, please note that I used the subjunctive there.^
Kaki, I told you she’s a lawyer. She will never incriminate herself.
Kaki,
This seems to be an issue where ever you are? hmmmmmmm I wonder why?
“ONE”?
Kaki
Kaki, I actually won’t even have the beer. Give me a Diet Coke and a brownie and I’m set to go.
Mindy :waits:
Yes, Dev?
Bedtime, young lady. Good night. You may stop by before work tomorrow.
Goodnight.
Sleep well, Mindy.
Have a good sleep, Mindy, and take care of that cough.
See you tonight at the party. 
:waits:
What??
Can’t I say goodnight to Mindy?
psssst Kaki, looks like someone is kind of on the grumpy side today…
Mindy may your sleep be restful with lots of fun dreams.
CJ, it’s been a while since you’ve been aroud. That emoticon is the one Dev uses when he is amused at what a girl says. He uses it all the time with me so I would know.
You should see him use it if you use a naughty word, or even a semi-not-very-naughty word. 
Dev, are you implying that my statement was not the truth?
Really, sir, how many times do you think I’ve seen 2 CHP cars merge at 80 mph?!
I guess that you agree that there’s nothing wrong with my driving that being in a black and white wouldn’t fix, right?
Miss Kaki it seems as if you are leading brat pack again!
I am an 
angel who 
never-ever gets into trouble! Besides, is it weird to admit that, bratting here is like bad sex? 
Just when you think that all systems are “go” and all of your pulses are pulsing toward that 
ultimate plateau….everything shuts down and you crash and burn. There’s no 
final fulfillment of the act. Hmmm–I think I’ve been reading too many of the older blite posts because I’m now too caught up in wishing for that, that,…..ummmmmm…I just can’t really get the words out. So I’ll say goodbye and head out to work!
Laura, are you intending to read ALL the older posts, comments too?
Dev will be flattered.
Scarlet, when is the party starting?
Has the star attraction arrived yet? 
CJ, I dreamt of waking up, which became a reality way too early.
I think I need to spike my chamomile tea next time.
Kaki, right yeah I hear you… sure it is his ammused emoticon.
Mindy, sorry you had to wake up too early. Ugh!! I hate mornings, especially work mornings.
May I please attend the party?
If so what would you like me to bring? I can bartend, cook, start fires, anything…
Of course, CJ! We need some finger food. Kaki is bringing cherries, brownies and diet Pepsi. I have cheesecake cups and chicken drumlets. I think Cindy likes taco. Can you make tacos?
This is going to be a great party.
Girls, we need to decorate Dev’s place for the party. How about some balloons, streamers and confetti?
Kaki, can Chuckles say “welcome home”?
We can have him by the door waiting.
Laura, try doing something against the rules and see if you feel the same after getting a “howler” email or comment.
Mindy, he can’t talk but he can vocalize so he can be the greeter.
We’ll all hide and when she comes in we’ll all jump up and yell surprise.
CJ, since the party will be at Dev’s you can be in charge of the fire and tacos. She likes the pot pies from KFC too. I am making a beef tenderloin for dinner, if it comes out good I’ll bring some. I never made it before.
No glitter?
Kaki, a “howler email or comment” isn’t exactly what I need to complete the ole circle, if ya
know what I mean.
Mindy, yes I’m trying to read all of the old posts and comments here as well as on Polly’s site. I get really caught up in their lovestory, tho, which makes me sad that I will never have that kind of relationship.
Meanwhile, it’s a good thing that I’m at work and can’t get into any
mischief 
at the party tonight! I do suggest that if 
Chuckles is there—someone needs to put drop cloths down so that he doesn’t 
“decorate” Dev’s place. 
You know how messy those crazy birds are!
Hi CJ! We definitely need someone to start a fire. Let’s begin with a bonfire by the pool, and we can toast marshmallows out there while doing shots of tequila. Cindy will like that, and it will make Dev happy to see us having fun.
I’m sure no one will mind if we bring in some logs and newspaper and get a roaring fire going. Glad you know how to start one!
(Mindy, we don’t have a fire emoticon!)
laura, there’s love for everyone in the world. Different ways at different times. Maybe you haven’t found your love story yet.
We don’t have a fire pit by the pool, and yes, that DOES make a difference!
Ok, I’m confused, whilst I’m always up for a party (well ok I only have about another 20 minutes to enjoy it in, but can always check in whilst you lot are getting your beauty sleep), exactly why are we having one? Just leave me out the chocolates…
Hi CJ
how are the myrtle crepes?
Cindy is coming home today, dd.
Nobody’s ever had a party for me, you guys! Thank you!
This is so fun. There’s tequila? And taco’s and s’mores? I like a good bonfire out by the pond, or pool, that’s good too!
Awwww,
You guys! I’ve only been gone for a couple days!
I got some chores that have to be finished, I’ll be back in a little bit.
Well, of course it does, Dev. Who would ever dare suggest otherwise?
I can think of a few girls around here …
No problem Dev, I fixed that little issue and now the fire is wonderful. I bet if you look on google earth and can even see it burning.
See nothing to worry about. I am just here to help.
DD, Hi thanks. My crepe myrtles are just fine and untouched.
Storm coming up, I’m back in!
Hi Cindy my name is CJ I hope you get back soon. I might of brought some leftover fireworks…
Cool the party can really commence now! Where is Kaki, Mindy and Scarlet?
See, Lily? CJ, we do not need a fire pit beside the pool. Now put that out and fill in the hole. The very idea!
Best hurry, CJ, it’s fixing to rain!
No problem with the rain, the fireworks will still be good.
However, there seems to be some issue with my fire and I am not sure how long I can stall following the Professor’s orders without some other type of ramifications. If you know what I mean.
But let’s commence having fun!
Ummm, well, I mean yes Sir I will try to find that shovel and get started on that right away. Now where is that shovel…hmmmm
Hey anyone seen the shovel?
:waits:
.
I’m here! Dev’s going to love it if we start setting off fireworks! Other than sparklers, especially. Boy, is this party getting exciting!
Cindy, I’m going to start calling you Dorothy. There’s always a storm where you are!
Oh hi Professor, Kaki told me earlier that you use the emoticon to show amusement. Is that true?
I stand corrected, sir, which I suppose is better than being corrected in other positions. Then again, maybe not.
Hey Scarlet,
I have fireworks that shoot 80′ in the air and make all sorts of noise. Do you think that will impress Dev even more?
I know, right? And I have it on good authority that stand up spankings are not popular at all. Hard as that might be to believe.
Thank you Lily, please keep him otherwise occupied. I just can’t seem to find that shovel…
Kaki was fibbing, CJ.
Hi CJ! I think fireworks over the pool
in moonlight will be 
awesome! Dev is always so generous to let us enjoy his apartment and ammenities, especially since we always leave so many nice touches around the place. Just make sure that 
Chuckles and 
Connie and the kittens are safe from the loud noises. Last I heard they were in the linen closet.
CJ,
What can I say, Scarlet. I”m just blessed.
Oh… gulp… I guess that means you might be a tiny bit annoyed?
Just point them away from the house, and we’ll be good!
Eighty feet in the air??? What are we waiting for?
Can we attach messages to send up in space, sort of like messages in a bottle?
Where’s the music? Let’s see, what does Dev have in his CD collection? Hmmm, the Hokey Pokey, Mr. Rogers’ Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood, Jim Nabors, Gospel Choirs…wait! I might be in the next door neighbor’s apartment. Did Dev redecorate all in pink with mohair throw pillows?
I’m about 2 1/2 hours from Branson, Laura.
Hi Laura! I guess we better light these things. I seem to be getting a lot of the “in trouble” emoticons tonight. So here goes…
Unfortunatley I may to
for the hills after they go off.
I hope you enjoy your party Cindy.
Well, we are, anyway. You’re home safe and sound! Watch out for the derecho storms–I just learned about those today. Yikes–climate change!
Kaki is know for fibbing and gets spanked for it quite often.
You stay, CJ! You know about fire! We need you.
You won’t be in trouble, CJ! Dev just wants to give you a hug, that’s why he’s looking for you!
Scarlet! Get! Over! Here! That’s a mean man that lives there.
and the pelicans.
Mean men don’t have mohair throw pillows! I think he’s making us mojitos. Come on over!
OK I will stay but I may need some great hiding places. He seems to be every where tonight.
Scarlet I am pretty sure hugging me is the last thing he has on his mind right now.
I’m about 2 – 2 1/2 hours from everywhere, it seems like.
Mindy got us a great hiding place!
Anybody have anything else we can burn? Looks like the fire is getting low.
Mohitos? Well ok then!
Fire. Out. Now.
I have an ax handy. We can start on those trees over there.
In case you missed it, dd added an entry to the story.
He needs a better music library though.
But, but, but they’re gonna make s’mores!
Cindy!
we can totally fix that, cj!
Ok… Yes Sir… anybody seen the shovel? Oh and maybe a hose. Ooooooppppsss did you really like that fence you had around the pool, Dev?
but we can’t even make s’mores on your stove cause it’s electric.
Just a little fire, k?
There are grills in the park across the street, and yes a LITTLE fire.
pssst Cindy get to making those s’mores. I am still finding the shovel and hose.
CJ, if that fire is not out in 30 seconds there will be fire in your bottom.
Dev, the park does not allow alcohol and you need mohitos with s’mores. It is a rule of nature.
He doesn’t HAVE a hose! I’ve never seen a bucket either.
Yes Sir! Oh look I found both the shovel and the hose. They were right here the whole time. Oooopppsss
cj, don’t worry about that fence. it needed replaced anyway. we’ll just make a little fire on the ground beside the cool deck. He said we could have a little fire.
I know! that was a scary story.
Sorry Cindy, I hope you enjoy your party!
We can still have some other fun without the fire. He seems to be in a bit of a snit tonight.
Cindy, if you light that fire I will light up your little bottom, do you hear me, young lady? The PARK, I said!
Yeah, he was real sad that he didn’t get to see the fireworks on the 4th.
Why did you tell me that man next door was MEAN! He’s not mean! He’s got pink pillows and Mojitos!
You didn’t say we HAD to GO to the park! You just said they had grills over htere. We don’t need a grill to make s’mores.
Wonder where Kaki is with the tenderloin?
Cindy I hope you had a wonderful time at your party. I need to get going. Work in the morning.
CJ, I think I saw someone throw it in the bonfire.
thanks for coming over, CJ. Come back and play, ok?
YOU PUT CHUCKLES IN THE CLOSET WITH THE CAT!!!
is the cat ok?
Dev, that’s not within my realm of experience, and I’d rather like to keep it that way.
I had missed that. Thanks.
Yeah, I hear that a lot.
Cindy, anymore fireworks left or did CJ set them all off? Were you surprised? Did you have fun?
Yes, Dev, you would think that by now you would know to be more specific.
It was SO fun, kaki! Thank you and Mindy and Scarlet and everybody for planning it. I had SUCH a good time.
Ohhhh good, tenderloin! It makes really good sandwhiches too. Wasn’t it easy?
Scarlet, you forgot something.
Kaki, I can include you in the lit up hineys brigade just as easily. :waits:
But it feels very late where I am so I am calling it a night. Feel free to party on though. There is a little honky tonk bar a couple miles down the road. I’m sure they are open even later.
Night, everyone, and thanks for playing!
Scarlet never came back from the neighbor’s house! He was making her Mojitos. We may never see her again.
He’s not mean, either. Dev made that up.
Yes, I just smeared some butter and oil and a little kosher salt and stuck it in the oven with a thermometer. Mmmmm
Goodnight, Dev. You don’t have to worry about a thing now that I am back.
I didn’t hear him say he was mean. I wonder if you have the neighbors mixed up.
Oh, Cindy, I’m sorry to get here so very late. It was really hot here today, so I had to wait until evening to run some errands. But I brought you some home made vanilla ice cream and some root beer, so whenever you are ready for a RBF, it’s here for you.
I did miss you. Welcome home.
Oh dear. Someone left the fire
burning. I had better put it out before Dev gets roasted.
Good morning everybody…sorry I missed the shindig
, although I didn’t even know Cinders was away…musta missed the memo. 
Hey Professor, did you know there’s a big ol’ scorch mark out by the pool? Almost as if some local yobs set a
…whew, lookit all them empty cups n beer bottles 
, dude you best call the old bill, summat went down here last night. 
Mindy, great
emoticon! Any possibility of finding one for fireworks, also?
Not that I would ever light anymore fireworks off over Dev’s pool.
Hi jay, some people say that scorching your lawn is a great way to renew the soil.
Don’t worry I just finished cleaning up the cups, bottles and various pieces of clothing that were laying around. Dev is still sleeping so I think all is well.
Yobs, indeed!
See, Dev, you should have put me in charge earlier and none of this would have happened.
Yobs
I had to look that one up.
Uh huh.
Good morning, everybody! Jay, you missed a great party last night. The lawn scorching was a small price to pay, I think Dev would agree.
Yeah, we had a few Yobs come over. There were good Yobs, though.
Has anyone seen Scarlet around? I’m not sure I ever saw her come out of that Mojito making man’s apartment!
Kaki, let me get this straight. If Dev puts you in charge, in the unlikely event that one of us strays away from the rules, he should hold you, rather than the actual offender, responsible, right? It is well-established in law that supervisory personnel are responsible for and can be held liable for the misdeeds of subordinates in courts of law. I just want to make sure that I understood that you think Dev should do the same.
Good morning, Cindy. Good morning, Jay.
Scarlet seems to have gone missing.
Then I’m sure you’ll agree that a few scorched bottoms, yours included, is a small price to pay for your lawn scorching party, Cindy. :waits:
Good afternoon, Cindy and Lily. Looks like I missed yet another party, is there any chocolate leftover? Why are yobs cropping up all over the blite?
I read that it’s the name of a Doom (whatever that is) metal band from Eugene, Oregon. What in heaven’s name are they doing at Dev’s pool?
Besides setting fires, I mean.
(Love the fire, Mindy! You are amazing!)
The mohair pillows fellow was fabulous. He turned out to be a fashion designer who wore stilettos and a purple wig, and his friends were awfully fun, too.
That’s only because you weren’t there. I wasn’t either so I was good too. I came at the end to clean up and bring Cindy my beef tenderloin I made her. I’m good like that.
Don’t be silly, Lily. (haha that rhymes) No, I am not responsible for your naughtiness. It is like school, I will take names and write them on the board and then they will stay in your permanent record card for the rest of your life. Any Top that wants to review your behaviour will see it.
Angels on my blite. As if!
Dev, not even me?
What have I done?! Lately, I mean.
Could happen. someday. maybe.
I’m sure that they will just die of boredom looking for any naughtiness on my part.
Remember that Lucifer was an angel, too.
Originally.
CJ, what a coincidence, you show up yesterday and today I noticed an old post of yours on the random post thingy on the right from when you visited your old Domme. And, it was one I never read before.
Oh, and btw, Owch! 
I suppose that a fallen angel does fit into the topic of “pervertables,” but SCARLET!
Hey kaki, if you were so good, how come I had to pick up all of that stuff this morning? Including your panties and I know they were yours because the words “bus driver” were on them.
Cindy, I am totally with you on this one. How can the party “honoree” end up on the “scorched bottom” list. The very idea indeed!
Maybe Scarlet has turned from an
to 
.
LOL I am very thankful that I no longer get assignments from the Professor. There are so many wonderful writers around, and I suck.
I am one with that, so all is good. 
Just don’t go around whining you are bored.
Stop laughing, you.
CJ,
careful…… 
…beep beep
That word is no longer in my vocabulary, matter of fact I rank it right up there with some of the ones banned from this blog. Thank you very much.
Don’t start fires. It’s too hot here already.
It’s not h**l, it’s Florida.
It’s worse in America than in the jungle, because everywhere has AC so you don’t get used to the outside temperature.
I need coffee.
Heh. Classy.
Pygmalion, where have you been?? Every once in a while you get lost in that jungle and we need to send a search party for you. How is Dr. Livingstone, btw?
Florida isn’t h**l–it’s so beautiful (not in the developed areas), but I love the white sand and ocean and pelicans and alligators and palm trees and flowers that bloom ALL the time. But it is awfully hot.
As a denizen of the tropics, I agree. But not this month.
I sympathasise with you, Pygmalion. I used to live near the equator and I didn’t like the hot and humid weather there.
By the way, most of us are over at the other thread – The Story of Isabella. We are waiting for someone to write the part – hopefully, there will be some spanking in it.
…..and Mickey Mouse