Highjacked: My Little House In The Country …
A sincere thank you to Dr. Ken!
Dr. Ken sent me this photo of DISNEY art by Thomas Kinkade. That’s Snow White Discovers The Cottage, as beautiful as I’ve ever seen it illustrated. [And as I write this post I'm truly noticing for the very first time ever that Thomas Kinkade's last name has the word KINK in it! Ha! I wonder how much high school grief he took for *that*! Ha! But I digress ... ] I’m posting this picture because I know there’s a handful of Disney Lovers on this Blog who will appreciate the beauty and visual kick of admiring Snow’s house.
Okay, okay. I can here the grumbling from *here*. For the Non-Disney-Lovers who are visiting to get their nightly spanking fix, here you go … this is what happened to Snow after the Prince found out she had been wandering thru that forest all by her lonesome. Naughty girl!
Thanks again, Dr. Ken!
xoxo
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Very cool pic Gwen and Dr. Ken. I love KINKade’s work. His art just jumps off the canvas.
*G*
cj
‘His art just jumps off the canvas.’
Like his last name. … Had you noticed that before, CJ? Maybe it’s because his art is so beautiful and looks so pure, I never connected him with anything … naughty.
I’ll never get it out of my head now. ;)
Glad you like the photo. I loved it. Dr. Ken will be pleased to hear you approve!
House?
Okay, sorry – that’s Doc Ken’s joke. Very nice pic, absolutely. Love the waterfall. And the crisply ironed skirt and knee socks and … oh wait.
Oops. *G*
-Dev
Yes, I knew the waterfall would catch your eye, Uncle D. I saw the waterfall and I said, ‘Boy, he’s gonna love THAT piece of nature! ;)
Yep, you know me. Can’t get enough of that nature stuff – trees, waterfalls, bands of light skin at the top of a girl’s thighs because she plays outside nude and her firm round tushy cheeks keep that part of her legs in the shade all the time, mountains, woodland glades, wild kitties …
*G*
Gwen–glad you like it! Thomas Kinkade has said that this (“Snow White Finds The Cottage”) is the first of a series of Disney moments that he’s going to draw based on his memories of the Disney movies he enjoyed when he was young. I can’t wait to see the next one, whatever it may be!
I like the path to the right of the cottage going off into the distance, leading (perhaps) to the faraway castle. A little foreshadowing, and a nice touch.
Anyone interested can purchase a print at thomaskinkadegallery.com.
CJ–glad you liked it, as well.
Dev–go ahead, use the joke. It’s not like I have a copyright on the format….:-)
Dr. Ken
“…love THAT piece of …”
Oh, Gwen said “nature” next. I got all excited for a moment. :(
Nice picture. Thanks, Dr. Ken, for sending it to Dev who forwarded it to Gwen who created the post. I guess you guys had your own little daisy chain. ;)
I like Thomas Kinkade, but I never picked up on the *kink* in his name. No surprise that our naughty little Princess Gwen would. ;)
“I like Thomas Kinkade, but I never picked up on the *kink* in his name. No surprise that our naughty little Princess Gwen would.”
Actually Michael, to give credit where credit is due, I think we should acknowledge cj rather than Gwen as the originator of that particular observation. As they say “you see what you know”.
As for myself, meditating on the picture at the bottom of Gwen’s post I find myself wondering if the name “Snow White” has some connection with the color of her bottom in its original pristine, unspanked, state. What do people think? Is that why they called her “Snow White”?
Is it time to post another link to that infamous Snow White Rammstein video? You know, the one with the cute Niebelingen miners and the Wagnerian plot. I still wonder how they got old Walt’s approval on that one.
Karl Friedrich Gauss, are you skimming my posts and not reading for content? Does a comment come before or after a post? Hrumpff. :)-
*G*
LOL I believe Karl you are soooooo busted by The Princess:)
*G*
cj
Hello all,
I’ve been hanging around here for a while now and truely love this blog – and they way you all interact with one another. There have been several times that I have wanted to chime in but didn’t want to intrude. Today – I just couldn’t hold back anymore.
Yes the KINKade pictures are always beautiful butt (ha) I find it funny that no one has anything to say about the white stripes under the lovely ladies bottom…???
Hey Gertie! Welcome, sure glad you joined in and a great observation on the white stripes also!
Chime in whenever you feel like it, lord knows we could use the help around here! ;)
Just watch out for the Pedantic Professor and Michael and Dr. Ken they may be old, but they are quick to correct ‘perceived’ bad behavior.
:)
cj
Hi and welcome Gertie! So glad you like our home and you are most certainly welcome anytime. Just be careful of bad influences like cj. As you can see from her above comment her mouth usaually engages before her good sense has a chance react. As a result she is no stranger to carpet gazing and inspecting the corner wallpaper in the Professor’s office. And Gertie I see from your “butt” pun you’ll fit right in, especially with Dr. Ken. :)
cj, report to the Professor’s office immediately and wait for him with your knickers down and your nose in the corner. I’m sure he will instruct you on the proper etiquette for greeting new guests. NOW, cj!
Hey, Gertie! Another De-Lurker! Excellent! Welcome!
Uncle D. referred to ‘bands of light skin at the top of a girl’s thighs’ but I thought he was just mumbling to himself – as he does … but he must have been referring to those white stripes you pointed out. Oblivious Me never saw them. I was too focused on thoughts of Gerry & Nibblets. *G*
“cj, report to the Professor’s office immediately and wait for him with your knickers down and your nose in the corner. I’m sure he will instruct you on the proper etiquette for greeting new guests. NOW, cj!”
What? I did welcome Gertie very nicely and as part of the Brat code I am suppose to warn others of possible danger.
However Michael since you brought up the wallpaper in the professor’s office it really could use re-decorating. I would like something that I could count or maybe draw on, just a suggestion, since I tend to spend so much time there. Gwen can you help the Professor with this delicate matter?
:)
cj
I will suggest a wallpaper pattern of tic-tac-toe frames, CJ. You’ll be able to play multiple games (either by yourself or with a corner-mate) to help those loooong hours pass.
P.S. It might have been the use of the word *OLD*, LOL. Just a thought.
xoxo
“It might have been the use of the word *OLD*, LOL. Just a thought.”
Gwen LOL — Ya think? So sensitive these Tops. ;)
Sounds great, love the idea of tic-tac-toe and maybe the dot game and sudoku?
:)
cj
doodling AND sudoku??? brilliant!!!
we should have thought of this earlier!!
Brat brains working together … the possibilities are ENDLESS! ;)
Gwen, you’re so right. I was just looking at the comments when I made that comment. However I did once read the post earlier. So the credit is due to you. Here is a song (Where is my mind) to commemorate the occasion of my mistake. (wait a few seconds for the ad to pass first)
The Pixies are from Boston! I love that song! :)
and here I thought that if you spent enought time in the sun and you were “old” (i.e. after your butt dropped) you got those white stipes… hate them! work very hard to bend over long enough not to have them!
Thank you for ALL of the welcomes – no worries – no bad influences – I will hold me own – butt I think you guys may be too quick for me… Lovely welcome – thanks again to all.
Gertie, Gertie, Gertie. You pop on here and immediately ignore the answer to your most pressing question, posted by no less a personage than the Chief Bloginator and Pedantic Bottom Paddler himself – though admittedly my remark on her white stripes was a bit camouflaged – and you think you’ll hold your own here? I do believe you’ll be holding your own sore tushy if you don’t mind your Ps and Qs, young lady! *G*
Really though, your gaffe isn’t quite as bad as Karl’s faux pas, and these incidents merely point up the need for all of us to pay closer attention, because the bull feathers fly thick and fast in these parts. Glad to hear you’re all for working “hard to bend over” since the young ladies of all ages hereabouts share that viewpoint, deny it though they will, so I’m sure you’ll fit right in.
Oh … and welcome to Devlin O’Neill’s Weblog, Gertie. We’re happy to see you.
-Dev
Welcome, Gertie, drop in and comment anytime! The more the merrier (not to mention chaotic)….
And don’t worry about those white stripes….we just spank that color away…. :-)
Dr. Ken
I guess the “white stripes” under discussion here are a fashion phenomenon usually visible only in connection with spanking. Or, ladies, are they a popular topic in the “women’s magazines” as well? This post is actually the first time I’ve seen any discussion of these “stripes” at all.
Funnily enough, there’s a band named after them, as you may or may not know. (I mean, what other, more interesting, white stripes could they have named the band after). From what I can see, it’s a two-member band, one of whom is a percussionist. You could say their music is “hard driving” rock. Here’s a tune of theirs that I like (Seven Nation Army).
And, to follow up, here’s an interesting discussion of how that song has “gone viral” with european “football” fans. This author asserts that the White Stripes Seven Nation Army has become the unofficial official song of Euro 2008
, which seems to be some sort of football (soccer) extravaganza. A facinating social study.
BTW, WordPress chokes on more than one link per post. Thus the reason I’m breaking this up.
And, as if that’s not enough, here’s something for those country music fans out there, a cover version of this same song, done by a German faux-country band that claims to be from Berlin, Mississipi. Believe it or not I actually like this better than the White Stripes’ original.
I guess the white stripes under the bum are akin to the two dimples above the bum, which appear on some girls. As far as I know, these dimples were first discovered or noted by Dave over on the Cherry Red Blog. (Sorry I can’t find you the exact reference. I’ve looked. Hey Dave, how about adding a search function for scholars like myself?)
Seems that over here in the spankoverse, regular ordinary folks like Devlin and Dave are doing some real ground-breaking research on the subtler points of female anatomy. Can a cover story in “Nature” or “Science” be far of? I can see the tagline now “Obsession with spanking leads to exciting breakthoughs on the long-neglected flip side of female anatomy”.
The story will go on to discuss the long overlooked white stripes that appear after a summer tan below a young lady’s buttocks and will propose that they be named “Devlin rings” after the author who first took public note of them.
A few paragraphs later, “Dave Dimples” will be accorded the same sort of awestruck reverential mention, in connection with the intrepid Dave who first noted them while studying female posteriors primarily in order to assess their sexual appeal.
I notice there’s something wrong with my first link. Here it is again: White Stripes "Seven Nation Army"
As they say, nothing exceeds like excess. Here’s another nice litte clip of White Stripes music. BTW I don’t think the white stripes are any sort of “bad” thing. They just "underscore" the appeal of the female derriere.
Geez, Karl, are you trying to win who comments the most award? WEG
Welcome Gertie to Uncle D’s, Gwen’s and Assoc. Blog! LOL! It is good to have new de-lurkers on here and like cj said we could use all the help we need.
Pssst, cj, you could always color Uncle D a nice red tushy on the wallpaper or a nice picture of him spanking someone else’s bum! LOL! Just a suggestion.
Oops, dummy me! I forgot to mention about the picture! Sorry Gwen and Dr. Ken. I was too caught up in the comments to remember all of them! I kind of got sidetracked! LOL!
Nice picture of Snow White Discovering the Cottage. It is a really beautiful picture and Thomas Kinkade is a very good artist. Of course until Princess mentioned it I didn’t notice about his name either. Maybe it is because we all get sidetracked by his beautiful art!
“However Michael since you brought up the wallpaper in the professor’s office it really could use re-decorating. I would like something that I could count or maybe draw on, just a suggestion, since I tend to spend so much time there.”
Good idea, cj, I know just the thing, I will talk to the Professor but I’m sure he’ll agree that we will have white dry erase boards installed like in school and as you stand in the corner with your flaming tushy on display you will do lines, say, ” I am sorry I am such a naughty brat.” Though that is generic and will be changed to fit the current naughtiness for which you are in the corner. And woe be the impertinent brat who uses the board for anything else than assigned lines! If we see any doodling, sudoku, tic-tac-toe, private notes or any other nonsense it will be the “E” word for you and you will never get out of the corner. Since cj, Gwen and Kristina are the naughty brats of the hour with their wallpaper suggestions they will be the first ones to visit the new improved corners of Professor O’Neill’s office, after a trip across our laps first for a taste of the leather shoe sole. And like I said above since this is now like school with lines on the board I think it only proper that you three be attired in schoolgirl kit. I think Professor Travis may have some extra uniforms from Red Blossom College including white cotton panties. Okay girls, report to Professor O’Neill’s office where you will be measured for your new uniforms by Dev, Dr. Ken and I. This is turning into such a delightful idea, thank you cj, Gwen and Kristina. You girls should be proud of yourselves for providing such a good object lesson for Gertie.
Dang Michael, you are in quite the Top mood today. I was just trying to update and renovate the Prof’s. office to be more entertaining for us brats.
But with your dry erase idea I do believe the old wallpaper is just fine. Thank you anyway.
:)
cj
You’re welcome, cj, but the purchase order for the boards has already been cut so they will be here within the week and installation will take place the following week. Meanwhile, we will still measure you and your sisters in bratitude for your new school uniforms. You all will look so adorable, especially since Dev has decided to make the skirts so short that your white cotton panties wil be visable, front and back, even when you are standing straight. Can’t wait to see you three lined up in your uniforms for inspection. How lovely. :)
‘do lines’ noooooo lines allowed!!!!
cj – i prefered the wallpaper idea, but the white board thing might work out. we can draw and doodle all we want when they are distracted (you know that does not take much!!), and then wipe the board clean with our kilts!!!
ta da – no evidence = no mischief! ;)
“… ‘do lines’ noooooo lines allowed!!!!”
Yoooooou are making the rules now, Kristina?
Roll On The Floor Laughing My Wrists Off!
Much has been said about the Brat Code, but now may be a good time to mention that the Top Code strictly (!) prohibits brats from dictating regulations, ESPECIALLY in the schoolroom. You may suggest, wheedle and implore to your heart’s content, but you did bring this upon yourselves – tic-tac-toe and sudoku wallpaper? I think not, and you should have seen this reaction coming, young lady.
And since when does a Top need evidence to prove your mischief beyond a shadow of a doubt? Well, his doubt anyway. *G*
Now behave yourself, and brush up on your dry board penmanship, or there will be a brush of another sort looming large in your near future, right over your impertinent tushy.
PD
‘… white stripes that appear after a summer tan below a young lady’s buttocks and will propose that they be named “Devlin rings” after the author who first took public note of them.’
I love it, Karl! I’ll contact the Nat Geo channel right away and offer to write the voice-over narrative -
“Some people, notably Gertie Von Naughtybuns of Emmer Essen, Austria, believe that Devlin rings appear only beneath somewhat flaccid posteriors such as those of the out of shape or elderly. But nothing could be further from the truth, as evidenced in this footage taken at and authorized by the Happy Heinie Nudist Community located near Rancho Nalgada, California.
“These young people enjoy swimming, running, diving, croquet, bicycling, but most of all volleyball, as shown in this film. Please note the four highlighted young women between the ages of 19 and 47. All have the distinctive derriere that produces the Devlin ring, that is, a behind which protrudes well out from her spine and thighs, “as if her bottom was molded over a basketball and then deeply cleft,” as author O’Neill himself wrote in a novel.
“These behinds also have a distinctive jiggle, especially when the young woman jumps up and down, and the ladies are especially proud of their Devlin rings, as you can see when they bend over to show them off at the end of the match.
(Can we get a close-up of the one middle left, Ricardo? Yow, huh? Thanks, buddy. Get her number for me, will you?)
“And of course the young men, as well as some of the older ones in the audience, are quick to move in for a closer look, especially at those famous pale rings. Well, they’re admiring something at any rate.
(Ricardo, can you get the guys to move back? We’re losing the shot. Hey! What are they doing now? They’re slapping the girls on their … huh? Nalgada means WHAT in Spanish? Oh MAN. Well, keep rolling. Maybe we can sell it to Shadow Lane.)
*G*
Kristina I will be waiting at the bar in Bratville when you are released from THE OFFICE…
:)
cj
Oh you think so, do you, Miss Brat Co-Conspirator? That Top Code rant applies equally to YOU, CJ, and you will occupy a corner of my office as far from your partner in crime as possible, thus to avoid any further conspiritating.
Not to belabor the obvious, though I WILL belabor your intransigent tushies, yours and Kristina’s, but corner time is given so that you will meditate upon your transgressions and NOT to play dot games and tic-tac-toe! The very idea!
Though to be fair, and I’m ALWAYS fair, when you both get back to Bratville, after your rear-end sojourn through the toll booths, I’m sure you’ll both need, but not necessarily deserve, a good stiff belt at the bar.
Hm? Okay yeah – maybe ‘stiff belt’ was uncalled for. *G*
-Dev
I like where you’ve taken that riff about the stripes, Devlin. It shows the idea definitely “has legs”.
And furthermore I think we could properly file this subject under “topology of the bottom”.
“topology of the bottom”
As Alice might remark, “Scientific-er and scientific-er!”
I’ll add that as a post category. Thanks, Karl!
-Dev
cj, I think you started something that you didn’t think that far ahead of where it was leading. LOL! Of course I am such an innocent brat in all of this that I will be waiting for you, Kristianna, and Gwen at Bratville Bar to help take your minds off of your red tushies! At the Bratville Bar there are also Chip and Dale strippers that I am sure would rub your tushies for you and Professor O”Neill, Michael, and Dr. Ken (even though he has been silent in all of this so far) can’t say anything! I will have lots of arnica and ice packs for all of you!
Michael, stop being so dang Toppy all of a sudden! Sheesh, you think you owned the Top Code! WEG
Uncle Devlin, I think the lines for the dry boards should be I will brat all Tops to the best of my ability! WEG
“…and then wipe the board clean with our kilts!!!”
Kristina, Kristina, Kristina. This means that starting immediately when you and your sisters in bratitude are doing lines, and you WILL do lines, your adorable school uniform will be hung in your locker and you will be nude as you write. Be careful not to smudge your lines with any part of your anatomy as you will just write them again after a thorough scrubbing to clean you up. And as I’m sure you know a bath brush has another ouchy function which I will demonstrate on your wet tushy. And I see Dev has read you the Top Code detailing the prohibitionabout brats dictating regulations. Very good. There will be a quiz on Monday for you and your sister brats
“Kristina I will be waiting at the bar in Bratville when you are released from THE OFFICE…”
cj, I trust the bar stools in Bratville have no seats, like the chair Season described in the hardware store, to help with the cooling of spanked bottoms received in Dev’s office.
“Michael, stop being so dang Toppy all of a sudden! Sheesh, you think you owned the Top Code!”
Anne, I’m only as “Toppy” as I need to be, and around here lately all you brats have been getting out of hand so you need a firm hand from Dev and I. And as a matter of fact I helped Dev with certain sections of the Top Code so in a sense I am a part owner. And since you like lines so much I think you will be doing them on Monday, say… “I will be a good girl to the best of my ability” fifty times.
“as if her bottom was molded over a basketball and then deeply cleft,” as author O’Neill himself wrote in a novel.”
Dev, ‘A Maid For All Seasons: Volume V’ right? When Lisa’s sister Mandy replaces her as the maid for Michael Swayne and on her first morning he takes her over his knee for a severe spanking to curb her attitude. I was just re-reading this book the other night and read this passage. Great stuff! :)
‘Roll On The Floor Laughing My Wrists Off’ :)
hrumph! no need for hysterics professor….it was just a suggestion…
‘you WILL do lines’
…….if have been (caught being) bratty, which i won’t…….i will behave myself until all this talk of writing lines and brushes of any sort are long forgotten!!
(with this lot, it should not take too long ;) )
“…….if have been (caught being) bratty, which i won’t…….i will behave myself until all this talk of writing lines and brushes of any sort are long forgotten!!”
LOL I don’t think there is any “if” involved, Kristina, for you WILL be caught. Maybe not every time but you are so naughty that if you get away with something you will soon be at it again, and the more you are naughty the more chance of getting caught. So it’s not a matter of IF but WHEN you get caught, young lady. *G*
Ooh! ‘Chip and Dale’ dancers at the Bratville Bar? Really buff cartoon chipmunks in tear-away tuxedos and cop uniforms? Sounds like good clean fun to me, Anne. *G* (Chippendale, like the furniture – just FYI.)
Glad you could remember which book I wrote that basketball metaphor in, Michael. :-)
Kristina, I’m ever the optimist so any procedure or threat thereof that keeps you on the straight and narrow even for a little while is fine with me, so as long as our allegedly feeble brains can retain the information, ‘this lot’ will continue to harp on lines and hairbrushes. Oh, and did you see Michael got a new one? I know he used it extensively last weekend, but I’m sure he wouldn’t mind giving you a demonstration – just as a preventive measure.
-Dev
‘did you see Michael just got a new one’
yes professor – and i am minding my ‘peas and cues’ so as not to meet it up close and personal!
Michael wrote:”Nice picture. Thanks, Dr. Ken, for sending it to Dev who forwarded it to Gwen who created the post. I guess you guys had your own little daisy chain. ”
Sometimes the shortest line between two points is a circuitous route…..
Hmmm…did I spell that right? Doesn’t look right, for some reason….
Anyway, I don’t have Gwen’s e-mail, so I couldn’t send it to her directly, which is why it went the “Tinker to Evers to Chance” route….or in this case, Ken to Dev to Gwen….
:-)
Dr. Ken
Very good idea, Dev, using my new hairbrush on Kristina as a preventive measure, but if we adopt that rule we must apply it, along with the hairbrush, to all the sisters in bratitude, starting with cj. I fear we may be here all night, not that I’m complainiing. Let me call Dr. Ken to give us a hand, I’ll tell him to bring another hairbrush.
Michael–
got your message. I’ll bring the foot-long clothesbrush……that’ll get their attention in a hurry….
Dr. Ken
Excellent, Dr. Ken, excellent.
There you go, Doc! No unsightly lint or alpaca hair on THEIR clothes – or their bottoms either, of course. *G*
“starting with cj.”
What?
I was minding my own business, what did I do?
;)
cj
Dev–precisely. The bristles on the clothesbrush are actually somewhat soft, so it’s not only functional but can feel somewhat soothing on a lady’s bottom before or after the OTHER side gets put to hard use…..
Dr. Ken
CJ wrote: “I was minding my own business, what did I do?”
Oddly enough, true at the moment, CJ, at least in this thread. But Kristina was stirring the pot so it’s guilt by association, plus of course you’re ALWAYS on Michael’s to-spank list. Your own fault, I’m afraid.
And Kristina, that was cute, the ‘peas’ and ‘cues’ thing. And in case you didn’t know, the saying ‘mind your Ps and Qs’ originated in English pubs when a customer’s ‘score’ was kept on a slate and each drink served was chalked up as either a Pint or a Quart of beer, so of course the boss didn’t want the server to make any mistakes and charge for a P when it was really a Q. Things tend to get a little hectic in pubs, then as now, so the “gov’nor’s” exhortation to his staff to ‘mind your Ps and Qs’ was often repeated, and came to be an all purpose reminder to concentrate and tend to one’s business.
That’s how I heard it, anyhow. *G*
-Dev
LOL ok Dev I will give you that…” you’re ALWAYS on Michael’s to-spank list. Your own fault, I’m afraid”, but he is so much fun to mess with on the blog.
Thanks for the P’s and Q’s information. I will try to remember that on my next visit to the UK.
:)
cj
Ok I think I have the wordpress log stuff straightened out and my avatar…hee hee
Gwen I hope you like the avatar looks better in animation though lol
:)
cj
I can see you, CJ! You’re *adorable*! … But you look naughty. Why am I not surprised? ;)
xoxo
lol – i was confused for a second ms. trouble is my first name!
wicked cute avatar!
Gwen and Kristina,
Thanks!
Kristina I was thinking trouble was your first and last name ;)
*G*
cj
Wow, is this the most commented-on post of all time on this blog or have I missed something again?
Actually Karl there was one that went over 100 a while ago.
:)
cj
Thanks CJ. I’ll bet Gwen is trying to top that with her latest “tell me where you’re from” survey.
Oh, and congratulations on your birthday! Many happy returns.
‘I’ll bet Gwen is trying to top that with her latest “tell me where you’re from” survey.’
LOL, doubtful. I’ll be happy if I get a dozen replies on that one. People (other than you guys) just don’t want to connect. I thought I’d give it a shot anyway and see how it goes. :)
True, I’m afraid, they’re staying away in droves. *G*
Still, it’s early, and Michael has yet to chime in. No doubt he’ll stir the pot, after he’s done with his Rocky dance over the demand for the X-rated version of his Labor Day ramble. The showoff. (Hi, Michael!
)
UD
Gwen–
the system I use for my stats DOES list a daily breakdown of what how many people and from country (and if you want to dig deeper, it’ll go into what state, or what city, etc.)
So far, I’ve been visited by 88 different countries from around the world (89 if you count “unknown”)…. :-)
The majority of visitors (no surprise here) are from the USA, followed by Great Britain and “Unknown”, but after that it can vary from day to day. Yesterday (Sept. 7), Israel and Egypt tied for fourth, followed by Germany…..
Dr. Ken
Michael, who says I like doing lines? I will NOT write those lines since I am ALWAYS a good girl and don’t need to write lines for being bad! So there! WEG
Uncle D, NOT those chip and dale cartoon characters! Sheesh, haven’t you heard of the Chip and Dale sexy MALE dancers that have two legs and aren’t furry?! Sheesh, maybe Gwen can help me out here with a picture and send it to you for future references!
cj, I am sure your avitar is cute and naughty looking like Gwen said but I can’t see it since it is in a dark background and my eyesight can’t pinpoint the picture. Knowing you though it fits you! LOL!
hi pest – i looked it up and the professor is right. the Chippendales strippers or ‘male exotic dancers’ had clubs all over the country with the original one in Los Angeles. They currently perform in Las Vegas.
(not that i have seen them or anything ;) )
Pssst, Kristina … the Chippendales are dancing at the Roxy on Tremont Street on September 26 at 8:00pm.
In case you were wonderin’ …
;)
Hmmmmm looks like a road trip to Boston should be made. Let’s see Kristina, Gwen and me in the same city at the same time going out on the town….
The possibilities are endless…
:)
cj
Shoot I could pick-up Anne also on the way lol
“… the Chippendales are dancing at the Roxy on Tremont Street on September 26 at 8:00pm.”
And you know that HOW, young lady? I suppose you have your little black dress all dry cleaned and ready to go. Hrumph!
UD
(thanks Gwen – i made a note in my calendar!!)
Your proposal had better be finished before you even THINK about putting on your FM heels and strolling over to the Roxy, Kristina. Hrumph again!
PD
‘And you know that HOW, young lady?’
Huh? How’d I hear it? … I … I …
I … heard it from the nasty grapevine at work, Uncle D.! All the girls at work have nothing better to do than to talk about the male strippers. *I’m forced to listen.* I don’t participate. I try to ignore them but sometimes bits and pieces of gossip break thru my steel-like concentration and …
September 26 at 8:00pm at the Roxy for only $37.
(Kristina … I’ll see you in the lobby @ 7:00pm!)
Well, you girls have just a wonderful time ogling all those hard abs, hard biceps, hard thigh muscles, and hard whatever elses, and don’t waste even a second giving a thought to the next morning, which is a Saturday, when you wake up with third degree guilt pangs for such lewd and lascivious behavior.
If Mimosas, extra coffee and prune Danish don’t resolve the issue, I’ll be waiting in the office with my Guilt Reliever Strap (patent pending) and you both are welcome to join me and have all those nasty feelings cleansed away in no time – well, an hour at most of REALLY STRICT SPANKS TO YOUR LEWD AND LASCIVIOUS BOTTOMS!
Don’t be shy, but DO wear panties. Can’t be adding to the problem, you know.
-Dev
(sounds great Gwen – Behive is a great place for drinks after!)
don’t worry professor, my committee meeting will be done by then, and i am trying to have gwen’s ‘steel-like concentration’ for the next two weeks!
i am not sure i will feel guilty enought for ‘REALLY STRICT SPANKS’…..maybe just warm up spanks, a soft glow….hmmmm???
Do you know how much it costs to file a patent application these days? And don’t get me started about the paperwork. So I am NOT using the Guilt Reliever Strap to produce ‘a soft glow’!
Hrumph yet again!
And that’s the last one, at least for the evening. You guys sleep tight.
*G*
-Dev