Scary Monday Art

May 15, 2017 by

Mondays are, typically, not great days. This is especially true if a girl has a Monday appointment on the birching block. It is unlikely such scenes as depicted here ever happened in real life, but some girls I know would seriously consider taking an appointment like that if they could trade it for what Monday had in store for their real lives.

That is all.

Devlin out.

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  1. Ang

    :shock: :shock: Sorry, Unca’ Dev, but I don’t think I’ve ever had a Monday bad enough to trade for this. Although, you have given me a new outlook on the saying, “Be happy for what you have.”. :nod: :thumbsup: :whistle:

  2. I’m very glad to know that, Ang, and, yes — the what-could-bes do make us appreciate the what-ises of our lives. :wink:

  3. Princess Anastasia

    Well, that’s a real bi-ch, i’n it? :whistle:
    And, of course, the missing letter is “r,” cause I’m a good girl, I am. And I would never start off the week by doing anything naughty, at all.

  4. Uh huh. I used to think you wouldn’t, PA. :notpleased:

  5. Jane

    Sign me up. :lightening: :brat:

  6. Uh oh. One of those days for Jane Ellen, I see. Sorry, sweetie. Come here. :switching:

  7. Jane

    Thanks, Uncle Dev. :sorry: :kiss: :hug: :rub_bum: :tobed:

  8. Keri

    Oooh, Jane just offered herself and boom! You gave it to her, Uncle Dev! :nod: :popcorn: Thanks for the demo! :lol: :giggle:

  9. Night night, Janie. :hug:

    Keri, sometimes a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do to get the right attention around here. :wink:

  10. Oh, dear. MaryLou, I’m so glad you decided to visit again, but it seems we’ve upset you with our carrying on. Still and all, it appears you’re fascinated, if appalled, by these proceedings. :wink:

    Hi, Ang! I do believe the show is over for now, unless PA or Keri — or you, for that matter — decides that this Monday will not be complete without further baiting the :puff: Just saying. :grin:

  11. Ang

    Now, Unca’ Dev, you know I don’t know nothing about no birching! How can I bait you for something I know nothing about? :nonono: :whistle:

  12. Hmmm, switches, switches … where’d I put those switches …

  13. Ang

    Uncle Dev! I was only eating :popcorn: ! Should I have been eating :cake: or :chocolate: or :cookies: ? How did this conversation go downhill so quickly? :shock: :noidea:

  14. Ah! Here they are. Come along, Ang. :switching:

    See? Even good Mondays can have bright, shiny endings. :nod:

    If you can’t stand the heat, don’t tickle the :puff:


  15. Ang

    :shock: :weep: I-I-I’m sorry, Unca’ Dev. :pout: :rub_bum:

  16. Much better. :grin: It’s all right, Ang. :hug:

  17. Keri

    An other show. So soon? :thumbsup: :hifive: :popcorn: :giggle:

    And they say Mondays suck. Here Ang and Jane :peas: :icecream:

  18. Ang

    Thanks, Uncle Dev. :hug:

    Hi, Keri! Thanks for the :peas: ! :giggle:

  19. Keri

    You’re welcome Ang! Just taking care of my little sister! :soothe:

    Jane can have so me too. She’s a tough girl! :thumbsup:

    Uncle Dev, good night, sleep tight. :hug:

  20. Good night, Ang and Keri. :hug: :hug: :tobed:

  21. Linda

    I’ll trade the last couple of Mondays, and the one coming up, too! Please. :pray:

  22. Oh, Linda! I’m sorry you’ve been handed such rubish-y Mondays of late, but we will certainly do our best to smooth over some of that, at least. Come here, please. :switching: :switching:

  23. Linda

    :hug: Thank you, Uncle Dev.

  24. You’re welcome, Linda. :hug: