That Bald Guy

Nov 15, 2017 by

Recently, I did a post called Give and Take.

It was a simple riff on a photo I stumbled across in my never-ending quest to bring enlightenment about TTWD to all and sundry, but it seems to have struck a nerve, in various ways with various of our readers, especially those with staircase issues.

This is the photo in question, as well as the gentleman I will be spotlighting in this post.

It’s unusual in a spanking blog, or in a photo or video shoot, come to that, to focus on the male model, since he isn’t the one with the exposed naughty bits.

In fact, some people don’t even think of the guy in a spanking production AS a model. Such men are simply, as Loki Renard put it in a review of Spank Her!, “enigmatic figures with hard hands.”

But both men and women appearing on film sign a model release form before the shoot, so, like it or not, both that bald guy and I are–at least technically–models.

Here is the same fellow in colour (he appears only in UK publications, as far as I can tell) and he looks far less creepy. Also, he has some hair left, very much like yours truly. This is from Blushes magazine, where most of the photos that I have of him appear.

The previous photo, the one that elicited so much comment, was from an issue of Janus. Our indefatigable resourcer, Errinn, discovered not only the other photos from that particular shoot, but the story that went with it.

According to the narrative Errinn discovered, the character this model portrayed was using the young lady and the tawsing he gave her as bargaining chips in a rental negotiation, so his looking less than agreeable there was completely in character, regardless what he did to her with the tawse at the top of the staircase.


In this shoot — please note — there is not a staircase anywhere in sight.

There is only our stalwart hero in an avuncular role, seated firmly on solid flooring, with the naughty young spankee across his lap.

Apparently, he has grabbed hold of his niece, who is clad only in her briefs and vest, and taken her firmly in hand for a jolly good bottom slapping.


Down must come the knickers, and dirty must be the feet (sorry, Audrey) because that’s just how it’s done in Uncle’s house and, sadly, on Uncle’s less than pristine floors.

My guess is that the girl is in trouble for telling him that he looks ridiculous wearing such an unholy shirt and tie combination.


Although, one could make a case that she is simply too cute not to spank, and no other excuse is necessary. I would need no other, that’s for sure.


This shot appears to be of the same female model from the first photo (the much sullied condition of her soles confirms this opinion) although, again, the couple are nowhere near a stairway. Just saying.

As for the male actor, his facial expression in all of these shoots runs the emotional gamut from A to B.

It is entirely possible that he is the bank-roller of the production, so, as the money man, he might feel entitled to smack these cute bums on film without adding any emotional depth to the scene.

In any event, someone did a much better job of costuming him this time around.


Oh, my. Could that be actual emotion conveyed by his body language and facial expression?

The no-nonsense implement he’s holding might have something to do with the change.

The girls I know have a healthy respect for a clothes brush, so, apart from anything else, he might actually be feeling the part.



In quite another scene, he reminds me a bit of Sidney Greenstreet. The posh duds he sports in this shoot look a bit like the ones Greenstreet wore in The Maltese Falcon.


Here, he appears to be playing the part of an early 1960s majordomo who has been tasked with the responsibility of training a new parlor maid just starting work in one of the few remaining stately households.


This, apparently, is an exercise in steadiness under pressure.


And, even for a housemaid, gracefulness and correct posture in any circumstance are vital.

But, again, the actor holding the stick seems bound and determined to play the scene deadpan.


So I’ll leave you with these last two shots …


Wherein our friend’s face exhibits, if not emotion, at least the determination to treat her lovely bottom as it deserves.

That is all.

Devlin out.





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  1. Jan

    hi Dev, all that researching must have left you very tired! My beloved says he looks like someone’s grandad, and the girl with the grubby feet has a nice rear end, :giggle: . I am very glad there are no more stairs, thank you kind sir for your consideration. I hope you are having a nice week.
    love Jan, xx :rose:

  2. Good morning, Jan. :sun: :wave: I’m happy to do whatever it takes to keep my readers happy. :wink: And your beloved is correct on both counts. :nod:

  3. Ang

    Nice collection, Uncle Dev! :wave:

    I also believe you do not need an excuse or reason to :spank: :shock: :grin:

  4. Hi, Ang, and thanks! :smile: You’re quite right. The fact that she has a bottom in need is cause enough for me to :spank: :wink:

  5. Jane

    Wow, Errinn! Now, that’s tenacity! :clap:

    Jeez, Uncle Dev, I guess socks simply aren’t done around that guy, huh? He clearly has never seen my super awesome, super grown up Powerpuff Girl socks. I ain’t taking those guys off for nobody! :refuse:

    Do you have a clothes brush? I don’t remember it… :confused as top: Wait! :timeout: This isn’t one of those times likethe dragon paddle fiasco where I couldn’t remember it and then I had to? :worried: :thud:

  6. You would think there’d be socks, house slippers, those little footy things with the the rubber bits on the soles for traction that they give you in the hospital, SOMETHING to keep these girls’ feet from getting that grimy, wouldn’t you, Janie?

    As far as the clothes brush, I have used one but don’t own one. If you had ever felt one, you’d remember. It’s like a bath brush on steroids, I’m told. :shock: :smile:

  7. Jane

    Worser than a bath brush? :thud:

  8. Ang

    My thoughts exactly, Janie!! :shock: :run4hills:

  9. Audrey

    I’ll bring it for you next time, Jane Ellen. :innocent: Because I’m helpful like that. Oh, man, you will feel it. :run4hills:

    Uncle Dev, you never have the stone face when you are on the job. :grin: You are always beaming like one in ecstasy. :smile: When you have to be stern, do you find yourself biting your cheek?

  10. Quite right, Audrey. I do love my work, and that is evident in my expression. But sometimes girls do push me to extremes of impatience, and then there is no acting involved when :mad as a top: comes to call. :nonono:

  11. Gary

    Hm, some of this old stuff does trigger, and these shots always have. :nod: I’ve never identified with the man (but he fills the role!), so it must be something else. :confused as top: The only commonality I can see for me is the hair, besides the other obvious assets. I think the book balancing to be a bit much for submission games, but the rest provides inspiration. Ah! It’s the presentation of the recipient! :eyes:

    Errinn, it appears you should take a bow. :wink:

  12. Hi, Gary! It’s all about the presentation, isn’t it? :smile:

  13. John

    Hi Dev. As all women do, she has such a beautifully white and bare bottom, how could you NOT spank it. :hairbrush:

  14. Hi, John, and welcome! :wave: While not all women’s bottoms are white, I agree in principle with your statement. :nod: :smile:

  15. Gary

    Dev, the presentation is the measurement of the moment. Only a few of the ladies are aware of the power they have at such times. :phew:

  16. Careful, shipmate. The last thing a lady wants in those moments is to feel the least little bit in charge. :nonono: :smile:

  17. Ash and Alder

    Actually, I think the book-balancing challenge is just the kind of thing that would entertain Alder.
    So I won’t be showing him. :refuse:


  18. Oh, deary dear. :nonono: That will never do, Ash. Your top always needs to know what’s going on in your naughty mind, so you ‘fess up right this minute, missy, and let the :cane: strokes fall where they may. :nod: :hug: