Justice Done, And A Woeful Countenance
Jul 8, 2010 by Devlin O' Neill
I found the photo above on the About Spanking blog under the title “Reality Check.” I don’t know where it came from or who the models are, but the girl’s expression of consternation, to say the least, I thought truly moving.
She very much reminds me of someone I know well because the hair color is close, and the rosy hue of her bum is quite a contrast with her blonde skin elsewhere. Also there is the similarity in their situations, her discarded trousers in the background, his rolled up sleeve and thick forearm at her waist, one steely hand holding her implacably to foil any hope of escape whilst the other vigorously sorts out whatever scrape she has got into this time.
Only I don’t see my girl’s face straight on while I am tending to her behind, and yet I imagine it would be quite similar, especially if I were to tell her off and spank her at the same time – a mixture of ouchiness and anguish.
Then too I believe I detect a slight tinge of rueful surprise, a certain amount of “how can he love me so much and spank me so hard?” or even “I know he said he would if I didn’t behave but I can’t believe he’s really doing it!”
So this is just a reminder to us all, on either end of the spanking arm, that girls’ bottoms are meant for reddening, and their faces meant to broadcast their woe, even if in most cases that woe is without witness.
That is all.
Devlin out.
In honor of a new Top chiming in, I offer this quote from John Updike:
“A leader is one who, out of madness or goodness, volunteers to take upon himself the woe of the people. There are few men so foolish, hence the erratic quality of leadership in the world.”
I think I can reasonably amend that to say: “A Top is one who, out of madness, volunteers to take upon himself the woe of his woman…” I’ll leave the rest alone, for obvious reasons!
Regarding the photo above, I think she has a rather
“whoa-ful” countenance.
‘Zounds, whoa-ful!
All right, Scarlet. You have taken the Pun of the Weak prize for this week, hands on … er, hands down.
As to John Updike’s quote, I never really trusted him after he reintroduced the word ‘redux’ to the English lexicon. Even he regretted it, and made fun of the word in the subsequent “Rabbit …” novel. I disliked it because it didn’t mean and yet reminded me too much of ‘reductio,’ as in reductio ad absurdum.
And in this case that is rather what you have done, Scarlet, by taking Updike’s very flippant deconstruction of what it is to be a leader and then further applying it capriciously to those gallant few who dedicate themselves to the improvement of girls’ behaviour all over the world.
“Whoa-ful”? Ye gods!
Scarlet – believe you are right abt her countenance — she is thinking “WHOA!!” tho looking woeful in expression.
And a warm welcome to Adam — have a feeling he fits in just fine here with the other kind, sweet, and understanding Tops! :-D
Interesting piece, Dev, kind Sir – you are one for detail, aren’t you? :-)
DN
That is all?
I believe Professor that is more than enough.
Let us be thankful that in most cases our woe is without witness.
I am thinking that Lindsey Lohan has publically shown us a new form of non-verbal communication, that might prove quite interesting in our circle.
:)
Very nice, Professor, although I think rather than “her discarded trousers in the background” this is a case of the poor girl having her trousers (and undies if she was wearing any) pulled to her knees and as such, her kicking has pushed her trousers further down her legs. I further suspect that soon after this picture was taken, her trousers were kicked off!
Just a thought lol.
I can think of no one more deserving of public woe than Lindsey, though perhaps with the right sort of therapy she is salvageable. Here I’m not talking about the 90 days in LA County lockup or wherever they’re putting her, and I’m not available but probably another qualified Top with a few spare years to work on her could do the job.
Lindsey’s face was most expressive in the photos, but perhaps you were referring to what was written in block letters on the middle fingernail of her left hand.
Jay, I just realized that as I scrolled past the photo. I thought they were lying crumpled on whatever bit of furniture that is in the background, but she is indeed in the midst of kicking them off.
(Linde)
“Hail! Knight of the Woeful Countenance … ”
“Knight of the Woeful Countenance … ”
“Where ever he goes people will know … ”
I think these are the first words from a song from “Man of La Mancha (sp)” which happens to be one of the favorites of my dear, sweet, loving husband AKA “Bender”. :)
I am glad he has decided to participate and I appreciate the concerns voiced by a few, but our love for each other is strong and I assure you I would have no other taking care of and supporting me. He found this site because I knew he would be excited about reading the posts of the author of some of the books we have.
As for the photo above .. neither of us recognized the people ..
but the positioning is familiar and it does bring back (rather current) memories. And I imagine my face might look somewhat the same at some point.
(Adam) Linde truly is my Dulcinea and I, her Man of LaMancha
Adam and Linde
AKA bratbender & littledancer
Which I just realized is a joke in English English, since kicking off is possibly what got her upended to begin with!
Adam and Linde,
Great to see you both here! I am also happy that you are truly in love with each other.
However, Linde the Brat Union Members shall always come to the rescue of our other members! Sorry Adam you will have to find the Tops around here to confer with. :)
Hi and oops! Someone owes someone a drink, Linde.
Yes, I did realize where the ‘woeful countenance’ came from, though I didn’t mean to make any kind of firm association to the play – of which I’m inordinately fond – let alone disrespect. I just like the term and it seemed to fit.
Anyhow, glad you both dropped by again. I think everyone here assumed there was some recent loving and supportive activity of this sort between you two, which of course was well deserved and not totally unexpected.
Glad to know you enjoy my printed work as well as the scribbles you see here. That’s much appreciated.
Prof you know me well enough, what do you think I was referring too? LOL
CJ! You just keep the Bratmobile in the garage, missy. Act respectful when new Tops come round to play.
Yes, Sir!
Sorry Adam.
I didn’t know if you saw those particular photos, CJ, but yes, I assumed if you saw them that’s what you would mean by ‘non-verbal communication’ – inappropriate though it is, young lady!
Better, CJ.
Yes, Sir. Prof, please can you put your exclamation point away? You seem to be a bit trigger happy tonight. :)
That will depend on your deportment, and that of your little friends as well of course.
CJ, I’m sure any of your needed concerns will be taken care of, as I have taken care of any neccesities for Linde.
Devllinoneil, thanks for the welcome. I was sure everything was understood but I just wanted to make sure that everyone understood that our lifestyle is always mutually desired and anything we do as a couple is done in a loving maner. I shall not say anything else, but I look forward to future postings although my participation may not be as frequent as today.
Dream the impossible dream,
Adam
Tee hee! I am glad you caught the English joke there; you see I knew you yanks had smarts. :D
Quite right, Adam – that’s what we’re about here. You’re welcome anytime, whenever you can make it.
Run where the brave dare not go,
Dev
Smarts, and a terribly English girlfriend, Jay.
I can’t think of anything to respond with …….that remark was too sweet…..and I’m sure your girl will think the same.
Not to worry Adam, the Professor is fully capable of making sure I behave (most of the time anyway). On those rare moments he has other means…
I have come in from the pool and no longer feel as cheeky anymore. I am sure the Prof will be happy about that.
Mischief Managed… :)
Crikey, CJ, you’re brave telling the Proff you have a wet bum. He’ll be getting funny ideas about wet bottom spankings in a minute.
LOL Jay, You and I both know the Prof is too far away from me, at this time anyway. :D
Now now, this new Top …er Adam i think it was…has only spoken against poor Linde so far.
Lets stay the Brat obliviation for now, no need to show our colors so easily.
Tis best to be Slytherin rather than Gryffindor methinks.
LOL, Scarlet! Whoa-ful countenance! Priceless!
“Only I don’t see my girl’s face straight on while I am tending to her behind…” (whispering in Dev’s ear: a well-placed mirror may do the trick).
Hi, Polly! *waves*
Dev, I happily pass you the mantle of “Pun of the Weak” for “the Devlin is in the details!” Made me laugh.
Polly, butterflies will abound for the next 21 days, I’m sure. I can’t wait for you to have what you can’t wait to have.
Maria, fill up my coffee cup while you’re pouring, would you? Dev’s got me thinking about Rabbit Redux and John Updike. Long time since I read those books, and now I’m thinking of a posthumous exploration of JU again.
Jay, Slytherin? Heavens, no! Hi, Season and DN!
Poor girl! She looks so miserable in that man´s hairy arms :-0
Hey, I like Lindsey Lohan :-D
XXX
Maria and the morning coffee
Sure, Polly-dear :-D
X
Maria
Hi everyone! Hello Maria, who I haven’t met yet. Want a cookie? I just made white chocolate macadamia nut cookies.
Mm. I like this photo, and then I do not.
(Of course, artistically, it’s driving me nuts. It needs to be cropped and shaded. :p)
But I meant the message. I suspect that most of us girls would not want a picture taken of us while in that particular position because our faces would def. have that “whoa-full” expression. (LOVE the pun, Scarlet darling!)
*puppy eyes*
I have not meant to be absent but a certain someone who shall remain nameless thinks I spend too much time on the computer and has been limiting my fun.
Polly, I’m so excited for you! I can’t believe you’ll be on rebel soil in only a few short weeks! :-D
Quel: Thank you, I love cookies, especially with my coffee, ummm :-) Nice meeting you!
Scarlet: Sure, the shared coffee is the best coffee
Devlin: Drinking de-caff is waste of time :-0 I have a feeling, that Polly needs a cup of the real thing
But I like bad company! Lindsey Lohan is so fierce. Egres doesn´t like her, either. He gets annoyed when I watch her movies and giggle at them :-(
-Maria
Maria, you’re exactly right. I mean, what is the point of decaff? And bad company? mmmmm. Don’t want to be Lindsey Lohan, but I have some friends who misbehave and make me laugh. My husband is much stricter than theirs, I think that goes without saying. I don’t get away with as much. :)
Happy you found it interesting, DN. You know what they say – the Devlin is in the details. Okay, they don’t, and it’s way too early for that anyhow.
Good morning, Polly. Glad you liked it. No, three weeks isn’t too long at all.
Maria, I can’t choose your friends for you, but you could do lots better than Lindsay as a role model. Oh, and Polly will have de-caff, thanks.
Season, thank you, and I thought about that – only it would seem contrived, and I believe distracting because the angle would be wrong, with her face in looking-glass world rather than the real world. I appreciate the suggestion though.
Glad I could give you a laugh, Scarlet. Not that this is any excuse, but it was awfully early in the morning. Have fun with Johnny! Oh, and you’re allowed to laugh at your friends’ misbehavior, so long as you don’t emulate it.
Quel, it’s good to see you as always, but you absolutely must pay attention to nameless, lest he pay attention to you in ways you may not enjoy so much. Oh and Season is in Minnesota.
Thanks much, Michael! Just something I thought needed reiterating.
And Polly, you’re a good girl to stay away from caffeine, though of course I’ll monitor your chocolate intake as well.
AND I see your ‘American Gothic’ riff got Chrossed, so congratulations!
Of course we’ll get all the extra hits over here rather than on your blit, but at least we’ll keep it in the family.
Wow, five exclamation points. I bet Season could hear that all the way from, er, wherever she is! :p
Wonderful post and photo, Dev! Especially love these words of yours:
“So this is just a reminder to us all, on either end of the spanking arm, that girls’ bottoms are meant for reddening, and their faces meant to broadcast their woe, even if in most cases that woe is without witness.”
Great work, Bro.
Oh, you´re caffeine sensitive! I get that :-/ I get those symptoms if I have too much coffee, and I must say it feels super-nasty!
:-)
Maria
Polly, chocolate contains caffeine, so best to avoid it. Just being helpful. :)
Eh? Chocolate monitoring? That is so wrong!
If anyone comes near my dark chocolate they better be ready to face my wrath and my wrath is mighty!
I hear you about the caffeine, Polly; I can’t drink Dr Pepper for similar reasons and let’s not even open anything orange.
This sort you may share, Polly.
Yes, Jay. We are all a-tremble in our Reeboks.
Yea! It’s Friday and also the second Friday of the month so that means I get to visit some of my RHPS (Rocky Horror Picture Show) friends tonight at the monthly showing in O town. Are there anymore RHPS fans on the “blite”?
I know this is out of context but I hope it is alright to ask. While I’m ott do I need to rejoin the blog everytime a new topic comes up? I noticed I get an e-mail confirming I want to be a member everytime I post to a new topic and click the two boxes under the “Submit Comment” button.
Sir Dev, could you please help a poor maiden in distress!
Am I doing everthing correct?
Linde
I have been to RHPS a few times but I don’t think I can be counted a fan – and I never get the Time Warp dance right, although I love the song. The last time I went was probably in the late 70s.
You don’t have to click the subscription buttons when you comment. That just says you want to be notified of further comments by email, which is optional. Just clicking ‘submit comment’ is sufficient, unless you want the email notifications.
Polly, you are being very sarky. It must be the weekend. You know you have not heard the last of this.
Nor shall it be, young lady. Drink your milk please.
I can neither confirm nor deny the presence of any optical equipment.
Goodnight, Polly. Sweet dreams.
Say goodnight to everyone and go to sleep. Now.
Thanks for the technical info, Dev.
I think the only reason I’m able to get the bender to go with me is because (some of) the theaters have live participation in front of the screen and before the show starts they ask for all the “virgins” to go forward … and the virgins are spanked.
It’s a long story but I found this out at my first showing.
As far as the time warp ..
“It’s just a jump to the left (Que the guy with no neck :) )
“and then a step to the riiiiiiiight”
Don’t dream it .. Be it,
Linde
That’s an interesting tradition, and certainly one of which I was unaware. I expect Mr Bender would be more willing to go in those circumstances. I would be.
Hmmm 3 weeks Polly, would you like me to send something special to Dev for you? Really, it would be no bother, honest. :)
I am happy you are coming, I believe you will keep “you know who” busy enough not to be bothered with others. I thank you for this. :)
Linde have a great time at the movie! Throw some toast for me!
Men are so bossy! Mine wants me to go to sleep soon, too. :-(
Polly, saying “I am not tired” should be a valid excuse!
Hi, Quel! Missed you around here lately and glad you are back. Yes, I definitely heard all those exclamation points. :D
Special note to Polly: a bit off topic, as it concerns shopping rather than toast, but is shopping really ever off topic, really?
Just was in a dept store and saw the new Coach bags–the Polly line! Have you seen them? If you haven’t, you must. Not sure even if Polly is your real name, but if so, it’s even better if you go look at them.
Very, very cute and bright and colorful. They made me think of you. :)
I’m not sure exactly why, Scarlet, but I’m guessing these bags are priced at the higher end of this high-end brand, right?
Dev, are you thinking of buying Polly a present??? I imagine that buying presents for Polly fills most of your days and nights, at least the thought of it. If you do, then I would fill that bag with chocolate if I were you! And champers. (a word I learned from Polly!)
Yes, the bags are very expensive, everything with the Coach name is, and all ladies’ handbags are ridiculously priced. But these are especially cute…if you’re rushing out to buy her one, by all means delete these comments and it will be a surprise!
Happy to help you, as always. :)
i want to throw toast!!! is it buttered?
Too colorful for England? I liked how bright they were for summer–of course, you’d have to put it right away for Fall, and then by next summer you’d have to have a new one!
Men do not understand the price of things. Although I wouldn’t, myself, pay full price for a Coach bag. I used to get them at a discount, and now I don’t but still wait for sales and/or coupons. Classic styles are always better, because those I can use forever…if I didn’t get tired of them, of course.
Sometimes my shopping leads to–er–discussions around here. I feel misunderstood.
Scarlet, in re your thoughts on my shopping for Polly – I expect every girl who read that is wishing you were a boy and wanting you to be her boyfriend. Possibly even Polly.
“little packages of joy.” That is it, exactly, Polly. And since I had a hair appointment today, I am filled with joy and bliss.
Dev, I think all boyfriends (and husbands) need one of their girl’s girlfriends to give helpful hints and charming little nudges so that their wonderful girl can be delighted and surprised at every turn. Yes, I know what you would say surprises Polly at every turn, but I meant presents!
If I were a boy, I would be clueless about these things, and so would be no help at all.
Scarlet, if I bought Polly a hand bag I know she would be surprised. Or more probably shocked senseless, since it would completely the wrong one. On the other hand I could listen to her girlfriend in the matter, and be broke in no time! :-)
Polly, I will bring beer and ice cream home, Phish Food, but not in a hand bag. Maybe steaks too.
Polly, I didn’t know about Radley bags! I am glad I do now, because I LOVE them! (I googled them.) I have some cute jammies with a little black dog on them, and a robe to match…now I need the handbag. Although I rarely carry a handbag when I’m in jammies and a robe, in this case, I might make an exception.
And I’ll feel very London-ish, since it’s Radley London. I would love to feel London-ish.
Dev, yes, you’re right, taking a girl’s advice on shopping could make you broke. Maybe that’s why my husband rarely takes my advice. My girlfriends, however, often do! :) And of course, I take theirs…leading to those discussions.
Oh, I missed Polly. :( Didn’t realize how close it was to bedtime. Kristina, I have to buy fabulous handbags, because va va voom shoes from Jimmy Choo are not kind to my feet!
Yes, Scarlet, those discussions frequently occur due to heeding someone’s advice that sounded OH so good at the time.
Yes, that and those pesky receipts. I don’t hide receipts, but I did once hide a bill, then forgot to take care of it, which led to quite a discussion when the dept store in question called, and dear hubby answered the phone. Imagine his surprise!
Wow so much discussion about spending money, has made me hungry. LOL
I am sure Polly, that you meant your denial of my offer to send you a pressie, in the kindest of ways. :)
Dev, I think I heard your blood presssure go up several levels, when k suggested a mortgage payment.
Hi Scarlet! Hi Quel! Hi Season!
Hi CJ! Dev, that hiding of the bill was NOT one of my finer moments, especially when I listened to my husband insisting that one hadn’t been received at the house, then got to watch his face when they were so obliging as to insist that one had been sent, and then they even went out of their way to tell him the total amount due.
The discussion following his hanging up the phone was NOT enjoyable, at all. I do have to say, though, that I later offered him my credit card and told him to cut it up, and he kindly refused and said he thought I might be needing it again.
So’s alls well that ends well, yes? I have to say I learned my lesson, both about overspending and about bill hiding. It was more of a Lucy Ricardo moment than I’m comfortable with. It was his refusing to take my credit card from me that made the biggest impact, I have to admit.
The man knows how to make me squirm, on several levels!
Night, all.
The fact that one HAS a mortgage payment is reason enough not to spend the equivalent amount for a pair of shoes. And one can always stir fudge with a wooden spoon if one has no better use for it, Kristina.
CJ, my blood pressure rises when I see the cost of just about everything anymore.
Scarlet, I do hope you don’t even think about abusing that card anymore. Next time he may not be so generous. Good night!
Linde, I thought the whole point was the crowd, and it sounds like you had a good one. I like hearing about it though. And I expect you will be more careful in future, about watching your backside when backing out I mean.
Shopping is what one does at the grocery for melon and steaks and beer.
Then I had better go shopping, and thank you very much!
Just be careful buying bags. That could lead to – discussions – round at our place too if you don’t watch out.
Yes, and I know not to cut the doggie tag off the Radley bag. I think I deserve points for knowing that.
i think the jimmy choo handbags are wonderful, just hide the receipt!
Oh Kristina, receipt hiding will get you a hiding, young lady. Well, it will get Polly one if she does it.
I’m trying to imagine what ‘va va voom’ looks like and I’m afraid I can’t.
Time, Polly, please.
Not that sort of tidy. Say good night, Polly.
Polly.
Yes, young lady.
Sweet dreams.
i think he will appreciate the va va voom shoes … and they are practically affordable!
“Practically”? Does that mean “almost if you take a second mortgage on the house”?
no second mortgage – just maybe a mortgage payment… depending on where you live!
Yes, I can imagine his surprise. I can imagine also that you weren’t very surprised at what happened next, and I hope it was a stern and lengthy discussion, young lady.
A mortgage payment for shoes is ridiculous no matter where you live, Kristina.
well… i am not saying you should buy a pair each month..
but some might prefer to spend their money on smaller things…. like wooden spoons – though i do not have a need for them so i will stick to handbags!
Wiw, you leave this blite for 24 hours and there are a ton posts to read. The movie was great but I had a slight fender bender in the lot after the movie. It really wasn’t my fault and there was barely any damage but we had to discuss how I can be more careful when backing out of a space in the future. So THAT is why I got up so late but the bender was gone to work when i got up so I’m sure he’ll crash when he gets home and I’ll have more time to catch up.
There were quite a few virgins last night (not to change the subject :) ) and the crowd was pretty wild but you have to really be into the movie and the crowd.
Enough about the movie .. sorry, Dev!!
Gonna catch a movie on cable but will probably check back and maybe post later!!
Yes, Dev, I’m sure that you and Adam are alike in that if Polly and I don’t watch and take care of our backsides .. you both will.
Note: The cars backside ended up in much better shape than mine!! :(
And it’s a long way to Wednesday …
Quite right, Linde, and glad about the car.
Scarlet, I rescued one of your comments from the spam queue. No idea how it got there but it’s out now.
There are lots of funny things happening here today–Kristina, I loved Dom Depot! Dev, you can’t spell spanking without “spa?” Polly, Devlin’s Angels? I’m sure there were more from all the contributors, but those were standouts, for sure.
Polly, thanks for the offer to watch my credit card for me. I seem to have come to an understanding with it, where it stays in my handbag quietly waiting for a sale. A sale when I really need something.
Jay, as long as you reward yourself with the things you love, it doesn’t have to be about shopping. Just about being good to yourself. I do love a reward that comes in a pretty bag with a ribbon, though! And tissue paper! And a gold monogrammed sticker on the tissue! And the receipt in its own little envelope. Sigh.
Inspired crowd today!
It takes a very secure man, Michael. I’m a great shopping companion also – as long as I’m parked in the mall on a bench amongst the ferns, away from the scene of battle and left on my own, or perhaps in a nearby bar.
And you know, I really felt much safer when the girls were going a bit mad for rugby players.
(Scarlet, those birch rods in saunas are there for a reason. Ask Maria.)
Never mind, Ethel.
A link to the before mentioned ceremony at some of the RHPS showings. Not the best but a good place to start. There is some profanity shouted out that I am warning you about :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kATaKNUcass
Is it just me or did some posts disappear? :) :) :) :)
Thanks, Linde, and no and yes.
Thanks, Dev!!
Brought to you by Paula Deene’s kitchen utensils – when only the best will do for her bare bottom. And by Helix Office Equipment, makers of Ultraflex brand flexi-rulers – keep order in YOUR office with Helix!
LOL, Dev! Is Acme Arnica still a proud sponsor?
Polly – aren’t the contracts for our new advertisers almost ready?
Godiva Chocolates
Korbel Champagne
Fluffy Pillows-R-Us
“…Lush bath and beauty products.”
They don’t sell bath brushes, do they? Better make sure before we sign the contracts.
:D
Buffy the bottom slayer body scrub? Eeep! I know a certain rascal that might not use that product in the manner originally intended. Gulp.
Ruin it? Not at all, Polly. You know we need sponsors from both sides of the aisle. Anyway, you can’t spell ‘spanking’ without ‘spa’!
Sigh’s and laments about the shopping topic.
I’m not into bags or shoes or things that are way overpriced for what they are……i can get a perfectly comfortable and nice looking pair of shoe’s in primark for around a tenner! Does me just fine.
And bags….well the last bag i bought was a Gucci (not real but who can tell) for a tenner.
My shopping consists of Tobacco, filters and papers. CD’s (usually Muse or some other rock band), and DVD’s. But nothing over a tenner usually.
I like my money and I like to use it for things like getting me and Worzel into a spank party or a trip away….or paying my half of the petrol costs.
I don’t think i qualify as a girly girl since i dont spend my weight (not that that would equait to much) in make-up, shoe’s, bags, clothes and other non-essential toot.
Oh well.
:-)
Not to interrupt your shopping spree, but just want to congratulate Polly on her marvelous ‘American Gothic’ post being Chrossed. Way to go! :)
i bet it depends on where they are shopping – dress barn or dom depot!
Polly, you forget, you will be on this side very soon. And I am an excellent shopping companion. I have even written about it and the pervertables I find and use on girls right in the store. I can also be a good shopping companion when I am not being a rascal. Like holding a woman’s purse when she goes into the fitting room to try on clothes, and then giving my opinion when she comes out to model them for me. I used to hold the purse in a clenched fist and scowl, like to say “Yes, I am holding a purse, what are you going to do about it?” but then started to have fun with it and put it over my shoulder and pose. Got a lot of strange looks, especially since I was standing outside the woman’s changing room. Surprised store security never escorted me out.
Forgot – Kristina, I did like Dom Depot, but that is Brat Barn, not Dress Barn.
Dev, I am secure in my masculinity.
That’s what I’m saying.
And I am agreeing. :)
And Michael is secure in his rascality, too, as evidenced by his shopping “techniques” which he has so kindly demonstrated for me on several occasions.
As to the body scrub — Michael has been known to enjoy using scratchy things on my bottom after he has spanked it.
Owe me a beer, Season.
And you owe yourself one, too! It might get drunk out tonight.
Drunk with high probability of brat spankings.
“Drunk with high proba… of br…”
Michael? Hello? I think there is static — you’re not coming through. Michael? You want to cuddle? Is that what you were saying?
Will add to the record that the worst part of shopping is the cue’s.
Don’t these people know who I am……..hurry up there, omg did she really add 6 items to the 5 item basket cue? NO this is the cash only line! Yes I’m sure you do have the correct change somewhere in one of your 6 bags but can we stand to wait anylonger!!?
jay….a cue hater!
Did someone say drunk? Thank you. I would like a caramel apple martini, please.
All this shopping wears a girl out.
:)
Can someone send the bratmobile to pick me up? I’m afraid I have been a loner too long and I need to join the brat union :(
To make a long story short, I had a wager with the bender as to the outcome of a certain world sporting event and I won but, when I was talking to him on the phone, I giggled and yelled “SCOOOOOOOOORE” and then giggled again :)
I’m looking forward to a wonderful dinner out at my favorite restraunt but I’m afraid his reaction to my phone outburst was not taken in the humorous intent it was given. So, I would like representation should it be needed during our weekly Wednesday night event.
Also, any advice from fellow union members would be more than welcome!!
Congrats to …. (well, you know who) :)
Not on a school night, CJ.
Linde, the bratmobile will always be at your disposable! That is the great thing about all the timezones, there is always a Union Member ready and willing to help a brat sister.
Awwww Prof, but they are sooooooooooo good. Yummy want to try one?
:)
If it’s that same 1998 Ford Fiesta with the backed-up firewall and the Shelby Cobra engine you’re using for the Bratmobile then yes, it is disposable. That thing is a menace to highway safety. Otherwise, you mean ‘disposal.’
Anyway it’s your bedtime, CJ. Night.
OK disposal…. and I am going… mischief managed…
Quite rightly.
Thanks anyway, cj :)